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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110830
 17.03.2015
Do you sort the rubbish?
Only by date.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №110829
 17.03.2015
We are strange people Russians, we want to live as in Europe, so that it is clean and cultural, and right away the "hassle of my dog does not bother anyone" or even the "chicken" that lies on the lawn fertilizes (!) ". In a rotten Europe and even a spiritless America for a long time all dog owners suddenly walk with a socket and clean up for their pet, and only in us this is seen as an attempt to freedom and causes wild anal rage.

Without respect the resident of the house with a year-round "mined" yard and playground.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110828
 17.03.2015
One of the first performances, the girl performs the song wonderfully: -I stand alone again, again smoking mom, again... well and on the text. Everyone liked it, whispered, who even asked if she was not singing professionally, well, we went.
At the end of the evening, my friend in good nourishment began to pursue her around the hall, we noticed it, but did not give importance, as everything was within the rules of normal behavior. But after a while, the girl turned to us herself with a request to humble him. The reason for the persecution, proclaimed by her, threw everyone into the horns!
Give him the word, honestly! Everyone follows me and asks: Waenga, bless me!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110827
 17.03.2015
I can add a quote :) from the news over the last 13 years:
and----
Come here :
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>>> And I would love to wear a shirt in the heat.
A heterosexual man sweated on the road at a lecture.

Wear a kilt. It’s better to put a little bit of stuff together so that there are fewer questions.)
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Japanese shorts of Hakama and Katanu. This is my young samurai :)
and----
Thirteen mechanicists in Sweden originally circumvented the ban on wearing shorts by wearing shirts to work in hot weather. Their employer was unable to prohibit them, as the prohibition on wearing those parts of clothing that are allowed to be worn by female workers would be considered discriminatory.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110826
 17.03.2015
[17.03, 11:38] ‪Succub‬: What is the hustle in the hotel in Norilsk? A bunch of cars, harsh men with machines... They say "The building is blocked, no one can!"
[17.03, 11:44] Constantine: Is there a form on the uncles? The Naughty? Model of weapons? Having a mask?
[17.03, 11:45] Jan: Standing a pig or a clone...
[17.03, 11:46] Jan: A cavalry in the avant-garde or flank.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110825
 17.03.2015
Rush on a ciggy...

(shaking over his head with an umbrella-trunk)... the youth went... the chugs call some uggams.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110824
 17.03.2015
But it is logical that in March should increase sales of stickers "Yahoo-ey from these roads"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110823
 17.03.2015
It was easier:
10 people in one working room. The name was hardly used. Only in respect)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110822
 17.03.2015
to this:
Femininity cannot be educated, it is a congenital (unfortunately) and very rare feature today.
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Femininity, masculinity... all this is never uncommon, just in order for it to manifest, it is necessary that the self-confidence, from which freedom grows, the sense of self-worth, from which the moral rod grows, and self-love, from which grows that equal ease of communication and treatment, which attracts people so much.
And in the frightened, carefully beaten by peers and elders (including a lie about how rare real innate femininity is, etc.) There are only nervous disorders. What a femininity and masculinity.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №110821
 17.03.2015
Yatsenyuk wants to hire Germans to oversee road repairs in Ukraine.
The commentary:
The Germans have a wealth of experience in organizing such works, and the workers are settled nearby, in small camps.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110820
 17.03.2015
Lex: The team leads quickly red when it blows.
That’s why we call him Senior Tomato.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110819
 17.03.2015
To us in the central office from the new year began to call the directors of branches and other responsible whose branch did not meet the planned indicators. They do explanatory work. The colleagues received an offer to make a small catalog of pants with widths on the pope and disassemble in the reception room.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №110818
 17.03.2015
Dear friend of mine from the city of metalurgists on the letter Ch." - and nothing more, that Ch.Elyabinsk is the Southern Ural? Or where else is the city of metalworkers on the letter Ch. in the north? Enlightenment, we are all interested
With respect, the head of the commercial department, the steel trade (well and all of the finni that is associated with its production) company, an indigenous resident of the city of Ch.
#######
The company name is in the studio.
So that your customers know that this company does not suspect the existence of the northern metallurgical giant - the Northwest metal combination in Cherepovets!
O Lord, what are you, poor people!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110817
 17.03.2015
I cooked spaghetti. Well, on the whole spaghetti, bukatini. Stir into the pot, as always, as they softened, they always slipped into the pot and cooked perfectly. I smelled burnt. I turn around: they bend over the boundary of the pot and swallow the torch! Have you seen the pasta burn? Bucatini Granmulino - fun lights in your kitchen!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110816
 17.03.2015
Come here :
— — —
>>> And I would love to wear a shirt in the heat.
A heterosexual man sweated on the road at a lecture.

Wear a kilt. It’s better to put a little bit of stuff together so that there are fewer questions.)
— — —

Japanese shorts of Hakama and Katanu. This is my young samurai :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110815
 17.03.2015
Grandma: I’ve always been afraid of the crowd, these ugly, average miserable people. I was accused of snobism.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110814
 17.03.2015
xxx: and I love fresh vegetables - tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, cabbage.
YYY: I also love them.
yyy: especially in hamburgers, pizzas or in the shelf

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110813
 17.03.2015
This student:

xxx: Now I will break templates from the authors of the geography textbook for 5th grade.
xxx: You are smart, respected people, but, understand, in modern schoolchildren the phrase "in the city there is a production of coke" is not associated with metallurgy at all.

I graduated from school 10 years ago, but I have the word "cox" also associated not with metallurgy, but only with coal processing.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110812
 17.03.2015
XXX: Prikyn - certificate in the embassy of Belarus about the absence of conviction costs 35 euros
YYY: Solid money runs
XXH: Oh, and the certificate that I ordered such a certificate is so much more

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110811
 17.03.2015
Wog: Be able to slide down in a flat place, with a cup of tea in one hand and a sandwich in the other, falling, turn your ankle, hit your elbow on the floor, while splashing hot tea into your face, ringing with a flying spoon, but still save the sandwich.
On Mondays I have incredible talents.

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