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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1536
 08.02.2008
Coventry (03:26:06 1/02/2008)
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weary (03:26:28 1/02/2008)
Change the aska to the statue and smile like a human!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №1535
 08.02.2008
Google is hot.
It has a great built-in calculator. You type in the search line "1 pudding in pudding"; it gives "1 pudding = 38 pudding". This I remember from my childhood, but here is what "1 (elephant per square) = 0,000625 hectares", "permanent Planck = 2.6504272 &#215; 10-35 (udav^2) (kg / s)", and "1 (elephant per cubic) = 98.2782929 barrels of oil" for me was a discovery.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1534
 08.02.2008
Blondes rule the world!! to
*strings was banned by Sophia<moder>
Tanjuha<moder>: you are not right:) Brunettes rule the world!! to
*Lady<moder> was banned by admin
You guys, girls, you guys are wrong.
Men rule the world.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №1533
 08.02.2008
Hey, I have been on voidex.marcus.home.porno.sex for more than a year.
and there the 10 second image is shown "Stop shaking" in an uncompressed format of 700 megabytes. Crawl up until now.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №1532
 07.02.2008
I sit at work, I don’t bother anyone, I am approached by an unknown young man... it turned out that our sadmin was shaved....)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №1531
 07.02.2008
At the age of 8-9 we play in the Cossacks robbers. And the boys say, “We’ll catch you and tear you whole.” Oh, I have such a confusion. and herase. What is the whole? And the other girl says it’s a seam that’s on pants, shorts and trousers. I have to go home and do better!" I come home and say "mother, do better for me a whole, so that if they say, they do not break!"mother and dad in an aher full)))) "Ola, go teach the verse...." эх.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №1530
 07.02.2008
A blonde wrote to me:
I am collecting here recently a couch, one half in the other is driven, this is usually.
And here it doesn’t move, there are three centimeters left, and that’s all. I grabbed her, grabbed her, and something happened. I think I’ll pull her out later. It took 17 minutes - I know exactly, because I was sitting behind the compass. Desperate meat is spread, and in meat is torment, and doubt, and fear, and hopelessness, and guilt. This is my cat there, behind the couch, slowly from the morning, it turns out. Seventeen minutes silent alone with his shit, stuck in the wall, poor...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №1529
 07.02.2008
Tanyuha told friends that we were skiing, they said that I am like an admin and I am skiing, which she added, and he still washes me.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1528
 07.02.2008
I understand why Superman has the letter *S* on his chest!
XXX: This is the wrong setup!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1527
 06.02.2008
Dmitry: the guitarist somehow sounds uncertain
Triss: He’s basist, but we play solo guitar.
Triss: I am a vocalist, but I play bass.
Triss: and our drummer is a great solo guitarist, but no one can replace him

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1526
 06.02.2008
(I work in the New York office of the English Corporation)
Clients from Boston write about the update:
Pillowing the landlord. Crying to you, etc.
I call the sapport in England, the manager takes the tube:
– Sapport, Mikhailic speaking...
– It’s that, Mikhailic... because of your homosynthesis all the appliances go...
PPC...
The Hindu two generally called Sifon and Beard, they are already even referred to.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №1525
 06.02.2008
Barmary (15:17:34 1/02/2008)
In the meantime, our accountant purchased handicrafts from the Bayconur company, and every month she sent them a list of all the necessary items by fax. And here is Monday morning, all the angry and wretched, and from the reception room a vivid shout of the accountants:
Is this Baikonur? I will start!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1524
 06.02.2008
MTX: geynjcdbnxth is generally an official program!
MTX: Point Switch

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1523
 06.02.2008
Hi, I have a wife at week 18.
And I am in the 12th, and you expect a boy or a girl?
1: The boy
2 Why?
I want a radio-controlled helicopter.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1522
 06.02.2008
Letter from Director

Dear Eugene! You are deprived of your monthly salary. It was foolish to hang a paper destroyer on the wall and stick the label "For letters". The accountancy lost very important documents... In the event of another incident I will be forced to dismiss.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1521
 06.02.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I can no longer listen to your thunderstorm, a huge monster in strings, as much as you can scare, I am ready to break you in pieces and burn you like Jeanne Darke, chats... It is stupid!!! to
Yyy: I went to Mogazinko and bought Tuffilko.
I’m going to kill myself...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1520
 06.02.2008
Eduard Limonov: “Russia needs a new national project – the transfer of the country’s capital to Omsk. If the capital of Russia is in Siberia, it will be protected from all sides.

-Limonoff is precisely the dialectical dalpyop. It's like coming to the surgeons and saying - I thought that the head is a dangerous place for the brain - carry me the mosquito better in the ass - there nothing terrible will happen to him...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1519
 06.02.2008
He is. She is. The night.

Is it a condom?
He said, “Let’s go for now?
She: How will we call it?
He said: I am careful.
She said, “What a good name.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1518
 06.02.2008
The Red
On Friday, the exam in Gaia should be prepared!
by Ar4!
Wow, look at it honestly!
The Red
That is in my interest!
by Ar4!
It is not in the interests of society.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №1517
 06.02.2008
It is funny to you, but when, in principle, a healthy person comes to the military committee, he says I want to serve, and everyone looks at him so suspiciously from doctors to the chief of the military committee, give a postponement for six months and then the agenda is not sent and not allowed to enter the building.
I am a fucking loser. I could not even go to the army.)

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