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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1516
 06.02.2008
Kiwi
Do you have sausages when you eat peelings?

Loki
I have a sausage when I wake up.

Kiwi
and constantly?

Loki
Not until I write.

Loki
I haven’t been on the pitch for a long time now.)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1515
 06.02.2008
Lenore: I wonder what I’ll get first, a stomach ulcer or a damned chitosan?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1514
 06.02.2008
Fuck)) could you have imagined before that when there is 50GB left, you think that the space on the screw ends))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1513
 06.02.2008
Foot strikes on animals are used for self-defense (primarily from dogs), as well as for the purpose of killing cockroaches and other small animals. In the latter case, the shoe shoe is applied vertically down (the roof on the floor), horizontally (on the wall), and extremely rarely vertically up (the ceiling), in this case the shoe from the foot is removed and applied by the hands.
c) The Wikipedia

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1512
 06.02.2008
23: mmmm...... monster oooo...
23: take it to the camera. there will be a film on the camera, taken to the camera.
The weather is warm: great. And if someone shoots me on the camera that I shoot a film on the camera shot on the camera will not put me in the camera?
I have to do it 😉 😉 😉

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №1511
 06.02.2008
File on local exchanger: driver hz to what.rar

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1510
 05.02.2008
The basha administrators are so harsh that they take new moderators only to replace the old news.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1509
 05.02.2008
1 is healthy. What do you create?
I drink beer, I go to the computer.
Come to us to shop and wash!
2: Did you buy it?? to
A box of beer :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1508
 05.02.2008
Ketty Muan
My aunt is a writer. And all the photoshoots "type I’m crazy with a gun" – the finish is complete. I cannot see them. Only Jolie looks normal with guns, because from the age of 6 she shoots at the banks and automatically holds the stems normally.

Ro~BOT
:D
Sarah Connor played in the Terminator.

Ketty Muan
I do not remember her at all.

Ketty Muan
I was most struck by the naked man’s ass at the Terminator. I do not remember the story.

Ro~BOT
:D

Ketty Muan (18:24:44 31/01/2008)
I was small. I didn’t even think that men have naked ass.

Ro~BOT
) ) )
Killed

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1507
 05.02.2008
He: What if you were offered to have sex with three? You, a man and another girl? Would you agree?
She: Well, if a man is unloved, he would agree.
He said, “Hate me!”! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1506
 05.02.2008
If the British start their morning by pulling up on the bed, drinking hot tea, reading the Times newspaper, then most Russians in the morning raise their heads from the keyboard, drink cold yesterday’s coffee and update the page of the basha.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1505
 05.02.2008
According to Freud, reflection on the meaning of life is a sign of mental illness. Therefore, readers who are interested in this topic, as well as the author, need sympathy and careful attitude. c) The Wikipedia

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1504
 05.02.2008
Insula avallonis
And in Morrowind (a favorite toy) NPS from time to time issue different replicas, and over quite long intervals. Sometimes, you go away from the monitor, forget about the game on, and you will suddenly be told in silence: "We will pursue you, nothingness..."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1503
 05.02.2008
<GRC> Military Engineering University (VITU), oil painting. Through the corridor by the door passes a student with an extremely excited face. Literally in a second, a taburet flies as fast after him, and somebody exclaims to the whole floor: “Let my friends go!”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1502
 05.02.2008
guMapuK (21:05:59 29/01/2008)
Where is this shit?? to

Tkač (21:08:25 29/01/2008)
Who is?

guMapuK (21:08:33 29/01/2008)
Here you are where...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1501
 05.02.2008
Let’s have a fun talk 😉
2: I would joke
Damn... and fun?? to
2:...I would smile... and joke)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1500
 05.02.2008
I go to Gorbushka in the direction of the metro. I smoke and I don’t touch anyone. Suddenly, I see a 15-year-old guy running in front of me, exhaustingly weaponizing "MAAAAX!!". On the other side of the street is distributed no less exhausted "What?"
"Max, there is a meth!and "
"And what?"
" Let’s be quick!and "
We live in an undisputed country.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1499
 05.02.2008
There are two men in the subway. The first brakes and turns to the left. The second hits him, goes by, goes longer. First step: look at where you are. Answer: When you hang the cowboys on their ass, then you will throw the prejudices.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1498
 05.02.2008
270203275: Hello to you! Do you know people who need oil?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1497
 05.02.2008
Anthony, honestly, do you watch porn at night?
You’re a fool? – I’m crawling it at night.

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