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[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29238
 26.04.2010
Today I dreamed I was a radio wave. I was a short wave of civic range. Two radio amateurs talked to me, just trembling. I was terribly upset that I was being chased for little things, and very much wanted to be a long, very long wave.
Being a radio wave is great. I cannot describe it in words. This is beyond expression, and probably understanding. It can only be felt.
When I woke up, I was very sad. I realized that I, all my aspirations and desires, were insignificant. I want to be a radio wave.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29237
 26.04.2010
I am like a movie theater.

He: What kind of movie?

She: Remember me

He always dreamed of you +)

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №29236
 26.04.2010
Are all men goats?
YYYYYYY: Yes
XXX: And am I a goat?
No more... you’re good.
You are a bitch ;(
You and the goat!!! to
XXX: I am a man!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №29235
 26.04.2010
Children’s Health "Curriculum"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29234
 26.04.2010
Information on this page of the Constitution may not correspond to reality (more...)

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29233
 26.04.2010
Dante: The Grotesque Programming Story "The Prisoner of the Castle IF"

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29232
 26.04.2010
What a teenage unisex! Yesterday I saw my sister’s girlfriend with her boyfriend. Upon closer examination it turned out to be my sister’s friend with...my sister!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №29231
 26.04.2010
No, the site is good, only as long as you learn the news, so much nonsense you will read.

[ + 93 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29230
 26.04.2010
There are no special effects in the movie.
But how... how... the shooter in "Ivan Vasilich" with one ear kicked???? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29229
 26.04.2010
And my aunt while sitting in the toilet is laying out the pastion! This is a real, scum card!! to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29228
 26.04.2010
The girl has a child of 8 months. I put to sleep.
I am :
Let’s have sex!
She is:
Oh exactly! I will sleep...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №29227
 26.04.2010
XXX is
I go to Sims to play.

YYYY
What is it???? to

YYYY
Better get a guitar.

XXX is
Yes well

XXX is
At least I had a personal life there.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №29226
 26.04.2010
Bor and Abyss, I know you are doing miracles!
I want to turn to the collective mind: I don’t need anything from you, I just want to say that you’re a good man, I’d drink a beer with you.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29225
 26.04.2010
Thank you very much for the guy who picked me up yuh knows where in Samara and picked up a taxi almost to home)))I
I promised you man :)

by Goshan :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29224
 25.04.2010
Going to the village before the apocalypse should be in the last minute to avoid the pressure among people who decided to go to the village in advance to avoid the pressure.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №29223
 25.04.2010
It has been said about hair coloring a long time ago :)

Watching his hair paint, Hajja Nasreddin said:
If the person who paints his hair fears that the paint will penetrate into the brain, he is feared in vain. There are no brains, of course.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №29222
 25.04.2010
I live in the north, the nights are bright, at midnight some bodies drink beer in the local square, on the bench, noise, but it was visible that soon to run away! I sit at home myself, drink cognac (not pants, only beer is tired), occasionally go out to the balcony to smoke. And the more I am drunk, the more I want to turn to them so that they leave nothing behind! I saw a battery of bottles on the bench, actually two boxes were blown out and... they cleaned it all! If you do, respect you brothers! Clean wherever they are. This is real – attention!

[ + 96 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29221
 25.04.2010
Tags: white white white white
Tags: hearing hearing hearing hearing hearing hearing hearing
In the body is located
Tagged with: high aaaaaa
I will put a cake in you.
Tagged with: heapheapheapheapheapheap

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №29220
 25.04.2010
Miroky: I don’t know, for me, the computer was not a goal, but a means of expression.
Pupsyator: Yes, I know you, for you it is a means of ejaculation))))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29219
 25.04.2010
Here is this

Nobody but me is embarrassed that the BORA server is in the United States, in Texas?? to
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This confuses only our government and the intelligence services, who cannot shut our mouths.

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