The discussion in the forum of the picture of the contact, in which the girl sells her virginity for an iPhone

X: Virginity costs 30 tyres, and to rebuild it costs 12 tyres, but this is a clone!

Y: I need to tell you, she is a gynecologist. A needle, ketchup and 15 minutes of work = 12,000. not bad!

Z: It is uncomfortable. is unrealistic. I speak to you like a dentist.

Anya K.
Frogs for example. and you. You also know the name of the sister’s sister’s brother.

Eugene M.
Fuck it is called. Not showed for ten years. and how to buy a car, add money - this is the Nate, painted!

Maelinhon: I watched the “Android” thriller, about a terrible app with artificial intelligence that killed people and generally made a mess.
Heroes convulsively changed one smartphone to another, and were terrified - it was already there and had time to kill the seller! O____O
Why, well, why did nobody think of buying some Alcatel 310 and did not turn the thriller into a comedy, contemplating how the unfortunate ARR is trying to get on board a pre-submarine monster, from which you can only call? x )

Facebook to buy virtual reality helmet manufacturer for $2 billion
XX: You play in the doom, you go to the turn, and there is a cacademon. And here is the pop-up message: "Sergey, do you know howdemon? Want to add to your list of friends?"

My husband chooses the car. I asked what I wanted, but I don’t understand them at all! He laughed and asked – can I even name one model? I’m on the machine: the 67th year’s Chevrolet Impala... Do you think it burned?

I don’t know if you burned up, but I understand you. Those who drive in this car are uncomfortable. Especially the elderly. 😉

I just realized that the article I met here about IT causes a slight affection and a sense of nostalgia.

from Reactor

xxx: can I somehow do that I, sitting in Europe, have Russian prices in Steam? And it cuddled.
YYY: How about a referendum?

What if Moscow is so warm because NATO is testing weapons for weather so that the winter doesn’t stop it from fighting in Russia?

Still, they submitted a petition on an American website for the accession of Alaska to Russia)) We wait for 100,000 votes to be considered))
Where are our Russian hackers? Let’s make 1 000 000 votes :)

Submitter> Has anyone tried Red Bull energy drinks? Is there an effect?
ZevS> Yes The money in the pocket is getting smaller.

> Remember, the film is in German. And Chingchuk strictly so: "Halt! Handsome to you!"
So I was waiting for the next: "Hitler’s coat!"

I got enough of the posters: "Chengdu - der Große Schlang"
The Big Snake

About about:

Yesterday on the radio, the director said:
The member countries of the G8 have left it, only Russia remains.
Oh, I did not fall, this affair rose and hit me painfully.

You did not understand. When they decided to exclude Russia from the "eight", it turned out that they did not have such a procedure in their constituent documents at all. And this is the West, if the procedure is not prescribed, then it cannot be excluded. So they had to get out of it on their own.

The fool is with us again.
xxx: sent an electrician for electrodes for the welder
xxx: five minutes later burned that the welding machine is sitting pinaet hui (electrodes are not) sent for sockets and switches

Why don’t guys run after me because I have such long breasts and big legs!

xxx: and I was going to go to Crimea this summer on a bicycle... interestingly, it will be possible
to do?
YYY: It is possible. You will get a machine.

Luchevik: The Blue
Elrond: What is it?
Luchevik: Of course, I saw the dofig of the fucking nics
Luchevik: There was an Anal Punisher, and Nikola Zalupsky, and the Shooter of Eggs
Luchevik: But the man with Avon_Satan’s nickname even got angry with me

The inscriptions on the topic “smoking kills” now occupy 30% of the area of a cigarette pack. A couple of years will pass and written threats will cover everything 100%. But on this fighters with someone else's addiction to nicotine do not stop. Kioskers will be obliged at the sale to throw a package in the smoker’s face with the words “Drain, szuco!” And then shouting after him, “I remembered you, shit! Try to speak here again!” Fortunately, both of you will understand that this is a simple formality.

I go with a new perforator today to the address of the whistle throw. The owner of the apartment was considering my purchase for a long time, and then said, "And what is this alarm?"

Natalia Telinkom: you need to urgently come up with some spring promo tariff on the Internet!
Natalia Telinko: Do you have any ideas?
Samodelkin: On April 20, you can blur "14/88", 14 megabits for 88 rubles. It is valid until May 9.

of Habrabrabr:

In the history of the Earth, there has not been a single period or civilization built on atheism. Faith has always been. All peoples, civilizations and epochs.

WOW: In the history of the Earth until recently there was not much else.
PCs on memistors in mass production have not yet been. There were no graphene-boron-arsenic chips yet; after all, there were no robotic ships yet.

It cannot serve as an argument against these things.