Sander: If you saw a dirty bed at home, an empty bottle of wine with two fusies, and a packet of Gandons in the garbage, would you believe it was a coincidence?
Gaga: No...
Sander: They don’t believe me either. For the first time in my life, I proved that I was a bad guy, not a cowboy.
Alfi
A 21-year-old child urgently needs a beautiful defka, a blonde (or brunette) with a very rare breast size: the fourth. The mind factor is negative.
<< Ask to send out! This is NOT SPAM!
Night kiss
Have a negative Rh blood?
Alfi
Buagagagaga
I approached)
by Lotoss (02:26)
I have an exam tomorrow (I don’t have an exam).
by Eric Knox (02:27)
Well let me come to you after the exam, I'll do a massage))) I'll warm up at night...
by Eric Knox (02:54)
Do you know how to say "No" more softly?
by Lotoss (02:55)
Answer "No" And the lights are turned off...But what do I do if it’s love?
by Eric Knox (02:55)
Is it Timothy?
Thessaloniki (02:56)
Apparently yes.
by Eric Knox (02:57)
Better you sent me to the shit.
The xxx:
I saw an amazing picture today.)
The xxx:
Next to the neighbor's house for a long, 20 minutes, the man walked, guess what?
The xxx:
With a facelift! ) On the street! )
YYYY :
And why? Baptism by fire?
The xxx:
I watched him in the target for 15 minutes, then he disappeared from the zone of sight.
YYYY :
Maybe the aura cleansed.)
The xxx:
But he escaped when he saw an unbarred man who, with a squeezed expression of the face, observed him from the balcony through an optical target twisted to the rifle.)))
Do you know how to swing?
No is
Fuckily
I know fucking.
If you don’t satisfy me, I’ll take a mistress.
YYY: Then I’ll buy a shotgun and smash you both!
xxx: a long, ridiculous and painful death
From the discussion of the photo in the questionnaire of the girl in the swimsuit:
Anker: Will the man get such a beauty?
Jason JP Born: The Earth
I put 11 pairs of socks in the washing machine. I got 11 pairs of socks. What did I do wrong?"
I forgot to post.
Where do you live now?
ValenoK: near the cosmodrome
Poker: Where is it?! to
STOP, what year is this? 0 - O
Evgeny
I broke the jeans.
4th of-
Your jeans are bad.
4th of-
You have a good
Evgeny
Fuck, I’m training, I’m training, and my ass grows.
4th of-
I envy you!I have a shit because it doesn’t grow.
Evgeny
Are you chasing? That is cool...
4th of-
The caterpillar loves the meat bats.
4th of-
Aha!I understood that our ass means that they are connected by a metaphysical chain.
4th of-
Your ass is stealing meat from mine.! to
Evgeny
Let’s break it...
4th of-
“Megashok!”! to
Evgeny
chain
Evgeny
Not the ass.
We have a view from the office on the white wall of some small power supplier (so it might be called:))).. There every day in written form someone's dialog manifests...
I love you – Marina
Come back to me, Marina.
You betrayed me and so on.
All of this to be regularly checked and updated...
One day there was a huge inscription with a crisp emphasis.
"You fuck up, take the ass! , /woman/ and"
Lexus (10:36:52 1/02/2008)
Yesterday I broke up with my wife in Half-Life.
Lexus (10:38:19 1/02/2008)
So little she picked the mouse with the words "You shouldn’t kill Daddy!!And when she drove him out, he came to my office, hugged me and cried, "Papa! I love you!"
I was blinded.
Dmitry: My wife, hello What news?
She is not, she has left.
Dmitry has gone? Who is for her? I have been producing for two weeks.
Evgeny: The son for the mother is not in charge.
From Call of Cthulhu:
"Forget about the moments of peace. Ugly creatures will pursue you, acting alone or in groups, chasing your heels and moving freely between rooms.
Fucking about my boss!
and Leroy:
We sat in the store of my aunt called acquaintance with the new creams.
I approached, leaned over the creams and said "hello creamA".
My aunt is in the corner.)
xx: The Real Myst game folder contains the video file "huevo.avi", which represents interference on the screen.
The Russians did not participate in the creation of the game.
Yy: Don’t believe in the world’s information field after that.
A: Shake up, in Moscow anlim only 200 rubles.
B: Oh, and the bread is the same.
A: A matte can express any thought except some trigonometric functions and chemical formulas.
B: Yes to him. Formulas are difficult to express in matte.
B: although especially difficult in students are expressed by a single concept: "oy-bla"
1: Represents Dynamo Kiev Shaker to these Por O_O
2: So far
1: Before the O_O
Damn, and so far?
1: O_O
Stop opening your eyes and say that so far.
In China, snow falls, people can't travel and so on. We need to clean the snow.
On television one Chinese shark in the news said that they see if there is a shortage of people in China.