I am 100% confident that the socks in their shoes are sworn to be loyal to each other until the washing machine separates us!

Putin: The Russian government is investing $53 million in increasing the birth rate
Ilya: that is, openly "proe@et" 53 million...

Med University. They brought sand to the stadium. At the end of August, there is almost no university, only graduate students. Then they put on this sand.
A mother passes by with a newly graduated first-class student and gives:
“Look, son, you won’t be studying – you will be wearing sand like these drunkards.

It was yesterday. Guests came to me around midnight. My neighbors are crazy. and real. I sometimes talk on the phone at night, and they knock! They live above me. You won’t break again.)
And the friends came, began to make noise... Well, they naturally knock! and one friend, the actor of the cast, with a beard, brought with him the costume of the priest))) after the show...shorter...present. At midnight, I knocked on the door of the neighbor’s apartment. My friend actor. Grandma opens the door, O_O eyes, who are you? Friend actor with a voiced voice: go old lady, I came to sing the dead man
In prayer, he enters the apartment.

The Tambov, 2011

Yes, I didn’t even suspect about the relationship until I learned that they ended)))))))

xxx (13:17:42 21/04/2011)
Impressive, however, is our president person.
In the U.S. he flew - the militia in the police changed its name, in Hong Kong hosted - decided to cut off electricity at 22.00 a.m.

yyy (13:18:28 21/04/2011)
I don’t even know if he’ll fly to the Netherlands.

yyy (13:18:40 21/04/2011)
On the one hand, it will be much more fun to live.

yyy (13:18:56 21/04/2011)
I am afraid of my ass.

With VIO:

How does the video card work?
As far as I know, there is a small dwarf sitting inside and quickly drawing the frame after the frame.

I have never read anything crazy about my diploma.

It is not Lenin who is alive and will live, but Pugacheva... As long as I remember, so much she is, Duncan McLaughlin.

Nightstev: I wanted to be original, and I was offended!
Savachika: for what?
nightstev: For: "Happy Birthday to my sweet friend!"

Apple’s lawsuit against Samsung on 4pda
TheVizavi: Nothing, soon Apple will be in court with God. and. And the tower? In the Bible, the apple is also eaten. and. and.

QII
In the last few days, I have methodically invented my own lessons. For example, she drew productivity graphs for the last three years, collected statistics for the current year...In short, Houtenju.
I washed my windows at work.
QII
Most importantly, I washed two windows, on the backdrop of my work therapy people began to pull up with another job (we have a type of Saturday). I played with the windows, washed my hands, anointed with cream, exhaled... And all just in the midst of cleaning. This is fucking the general! And I, as usual, do not do the only nihya!

thx (0:12) :
and salutation)

Do you go with a couple?

Yippidy (0:19) :
We are sick

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Both of them? What is?

I am sorry (0:37) :
How did we know that the boxer was shuffled?

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Which shells from the back?

Yippidy (01:00) :
The fucking wisdom forever

We sent him out for mercy to say that he would remain silent.

He broke my nose and broke my ear.

thx (01:01) :

The ear is broken))))) haha)) Do not touch the tricks))

Written as follows:

XX: Teach someone my guy not to tell the truth, otherwise he will be all the time without sex and without dinner! The evil is missing!

The guy is doing right, manly. That he says the truth, even you admit. Think with your head, let’s say that you are dirty washing, then from the fact that you leave him without dinner, it’s better not to wash. Learn to accept criticism and draw conclusions. Otherwise, you will eat dinner alone. Always is.

From the Numismatic Forum:

xxx: People found a large coin with an emblem on the back side, tell me what coin?
YYY: Found a big car with a steering wheel, tell me what car?

Is it okay to offer me to sell my virginity for 10 thousand euros???? to
Where will I get her?? to

AAA: I will run away from the gepard ten meters away, until he finds himself there with his feet.
BBB: In 2 seconds the gepard will speed up to 75 km / h. Are you sure you can speed up to 20 in 2 seconds?
Any creature on earth can speed up to approximately 64 km / h in two seconds, the main breakout of a suitable height to find.

Please, if there are those here who invent the Skitts’s advertisement, share a secret: What, WHAT do you use?! to

Give me a call to buy antivirus license. The accountant responds.
Trojan Galina Borisovna.
Should we continue negotiations? by Artmix

The pair. The Prep:
- Today we will consider Decartes trees, which are a mixture of wood and pile, otherwise called duchi, some prefer the name chicken, but it has somehow not survived.