I found the peaches in the garage that I sold a year ago. They were late, wanted to return, but the hands did not reach. Now opened it. Such delicious, sour, with a taste of mandarine))). Here I sit and eat hunting and scary.
Half the bank broke. I will wait ))

So, ha ha ha, who is Stas Mikhailov?
One-moment: I explain: In the past, if a person wanted to show himself highly cultural, he said: “I listen to Rahmaninov and go to the Tretyakov Gallery.” And now he says "I don’t listen to Stas Mikhailov".

The real Ukrainian does not get involved in disputes "in", because he knows:

If I die, bury me in the grave.
Among the steppe wide in the country of miles.

T. Shevchenko, a classic of Ukrainian literature.

And those who mock this topic are just trolling! Do not be guided by provocation and peaceful heaven to you!

Uncle Losh: In a house where a cat lives, the wool is a spice.
Lvovich: Dada
Do you have too much hair?
Lvovich: I am very hairy.
Are you talking about a cat?

At the headquarters of the Ukrainian Navy, Ukrainian soldiers made the inscription "The Russians do not surrender."
Yyyy - And then with a calm soul gave up - because they are not Russians.

The first bullet hit the Sokol employee in the helmet, but crashed in the forearm. The second shot hit this employee. The officer then opened fire at the feet of the musician. Others were shooting into the air. Subsequently, another shot hit the leg of Musičko, he tried to shoot himself. When he was dropped to the ground, he continued to shoot and was wounded. The doctors confirmed the death of the musician.

222: I felt like I was watching a new Rambo movie!

Childhood is a tough time when bread seemed to taste better than beer. c) Sj

One of my good acquaintances for many years works in the sports school as an acrobatic coach. Every new group of parents at the first training he shows the same focus.
He puts a few mates on the floor and commands the children to run around those mates.
In a few minutes, the team says:
Everyone fast on the mates!
Boys lie face down, on the stomach, and girls face up, on the back. Always!

The White House. The morning. The Oval Cabinet includes the Secretary of Defense of the United States:
There are two news, good and bad. Which to start?
Let’s get bad first.
Alaska joined Russia.
And the good?! to
We managed to make fun of Medvedev on Twitter.

“Wow, when I asked to order music at a restaurant, I meant something else.

Milaya
Wave is not the smartest cat.

Milaya
He stuck in the package and described it.

"If the U.S. military had taken Crimea, it would not have taken it, and secondly it would not have returned home" (c) anonymous Pentagon source

The American joke about the independence of Crimea and the analogy with Kosovo:

Q: Why Crimea?
A is Becausovo.

Dear game developers! Just in your game I accidentally put the warehouse in the warehouse.. Please fix it!

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YYY: It will cost

here here :
It seems to me that many of the "claims" are written by one person, which can be seen from the stylistics and linguistics of the texts?
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You do not think. It is not written but edited.

to this:
I go today in the subway (St. Petersburg) on the Baltic (in the direction of the bridge). Veterans), the doors are closed, after a while they are opened again, we are waiting. Then the driver announces the train is not going further please leave the wagons. Everyone leaves the cars and we wait. This is happening further. The engineer says the train should still go further back into the wagons. Everyone comes back. After that I understood that the machinery can fucking everything.
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Percentage of passenger archiving failed, unloaded the archive and packed to the maximum ^^

From the discussion of today's popular political topic in the CC

xxx: I have heard from friends that from all over the country to the border of the Crimea are being pulled out from Kamaza trucks with Lenin monuments, with which the fascists will shoot the Russian-speaking population of the peninsula with the help of a giant catapult, and monks-satanists are preparing for the rite of the resurrection of Stepan Bandera, who will lead the army of guerrillas-zombies to war with Russia.

The second part of the Avengers

xxx: *photography of Altron from filming - a guy in a jacket that wears armor*
Tags: shoe under shoe
WOW: It’s even tougher than Superman’s trailers on the loins!

here here :
"xxx: And that’s not bad even considering that among the famous autists are people like Landau and Einstein!
Yyy: Well, Einstein was burned on fire, for example, what’s good about it? – – – –
zzz: I did not understand the joke ><'
Or was it not burned? - and"
It is ===
Whether he was burned, or he burned someone, but the rumor went away.