In Russia, they steal as if they are going to live forever, and they live as if it is their last day.

I work in an ambulance, calling a 4-year-old boy. Reason for the call: nose bleeding.
It went without injections, there was enough cotton with peroxide.
The child says to his mother:
– Mamule, record the phone of this doctor’s aunt. I grow up and get married.

Dear students, the task. Inflation increased by 30 percent, salaries and pensions remained unchanged. How much has the standard of living declined?
by 30 percent.
is wrong.
40% with the increase in loan rates.
is wrong.
- 45% taking into account loans and exchange rates.
is wrong. The correct answer is 3%. Do not ask me why.

* for me
My brain broke twice: when I realized,
Margarita and Gretchen are the same.
Goethe, and when I was the first time
I read Iliad without any theoretical preparation.
I advise everyone, for a long time will go off the hunt to argue for some Alexander, Tyfus

I do not advise. In curious residents from this arise idiotic questions and conclusions, well, and a permanent breakdown of the brain. Then they are just as confused that Betsy is Elizabeth, Lolita is Dolores, Conchita is Concepción, and Misha Barton is a girl!and "
Margaret, by the way, is also Peggy. Stick to.

The news:
In the contact zoo of Yekaterinburg, she gave birth to the German Gangster.

The only comment:
The prostitute

Well, you’re all about Russian names... I’ve had a brainstorming twice: when I realized that Margarita and Gretchen were the same girl (Goethe, Faust); and when I first read Iliad without theoretical training. I advise everyone, for a long time will go off the hunt to argue because of some Alexander, thief.

Talk to a friend about her potential job.

Margaret
"Requirements: English language not below elementary" level
Is this a serious level?
22:05:57

Vladislav
and elementary. However, given that you could not translate this, postpone this vacancy away.

Alexander is called only in our tradition. And in life his name was "Iskander".

And here I fell under the table.)

Explanation of news:
Passengers from the Moscow metro will be issued on tickets.

The commentary:
is right!
That is, the suspicion that the number of people entering the subway every day is very different from the number of people coming out of it. It’s good if more people come in.

Just the metro buys the megaphone, and now everyone enters for free from the first minute, and those coming out are twice as cheap.

He opened his small company, now at the stage of attracting customers in social networks. So, bureaucratic and financial wires are a scam. Do you know what is the most difficult? When someone is wrong in the net, instead of responding destroyingly and blurring verbally, you need to talk polite and friendly, because "and suddenly a potential customer?"
I want to live, but I want to kill.

When I began to drive long distances, I realized that if you are ahead of everyone, it doesn’t mean you’re the fastest, but maybe you’re the same fool who brakes the speed of all the flow.

Greetings from the animal farmer

<...> Ask any pet farmer what results uncontrolled inbriding leads to.<>
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Read the official genealogy of some very aristocratic barbos. You will find out a lot of interesting.

To be fair, the quote you answered was about uncontrollable. Yes, breeders cross sons with mothers and daughters with fathers to get colour (when both are rare), but the unsuccessful offspring either falls asleep or is castrated so that they do not reproduce, because they do not. The animal is likely to get sick.
For people, unfortunately, this is prohibited by law.

The computer is slowing down, probably the virus has stopped
Your computer works as 286
He was cursed for seven generations.

>>>Iskander was renamed by the Muslims.

Not renamed, but thought that in the beginning of the name is the usual Arabic article "al", and the name - "Exander", which as a result of adaptation to the pronunciation gave "Iskander".
I thought for a long time where to put the phrase "the same idiots as you", but decided to leave it so.

I was lazy to spend 10 minutes shaving and I decided to grow a beard. Now I spend 30 minutes equalizing it. I think I missed somewhere...

As a child, I drove to relatives who had their own store in the house, where the most popular product was lotion. And I, a naive child, thought that the people in the village were just taking too much care of themselves.

Everyone #la me remembered it is worth the current leg to break... call and scream, call and scream... the shashchilies are called virgins...

1:45 at night
I drink tea.
Why not eat after 6?
I do not eat, I drink.
An empty tea?
No, with a cake. And at all. You can’t eat after six. After 1 p.m. you can

I ask:
The debut with the android had an advantage and he won the polaroid with the schizoid.

Was he awarded a war medal?

Learn something can be done by someone who has done it. of logic?

People who teach life. Live your life to the end, right?