In the morning news, the hosts (male and grandmother) spoke about the fact that women were increasingly choosing men by how long the nameless finger was longer than the index finger...so then the man looked at his palm, and his face floated with a smile, he straightened his back, and made a very proud expression of the face... he was left only to get up and knock a whore on the camera.

In short, the housewife of the apartment calls, grit I'll come in 3 minutes)) I go out, her car stands, I open the door without back-thinking, spit on the seat, with the words "I'll give you some time" I raise my eyes, and there a guy sits and looks at me, I say, I confused the car, and he, no, you can give in mine)))

Lisa

XXX: This is a cap!
A stone such a stone.
ZZZ: This is like this

How I got the question in the interview:
Where do you see yourself in a few years?
I want to answer:
Director of your company. is right?

I am sitting reading, the background is Animal Planet, the voice is broadcasting "to negotiate with the insect that came to visit is very simple - take a glass..." and a meaningful pause...

Catherine II - died in the toilet during constipation.
George III, the English king who ruled for more than 60 years and became famous for losing American colonies, also died of constipation.
Franz Joseph - 68 years old, died of constipation
Louis XIV, King of the Sun, died of diarrhea.
John Rockefeller, 98 years old, died in the bathroom.
Paul Getty is the collector of a unique collection of paintings, a billionaire – the same.
Elvis Presley died in the bathroom with his pants dropped.

Laughter of Fortune and Fate. Whoever reaches the heights of all-encompassing power and countless wealth, then dies from shit.

mmishka: Why did you write this?
How to go to this terrible place?

Water production in terms of systems
Windows - go to the store to buy water
Linux – you get a map of the terrain, a compass, a well location and a well.
FreeBSD - you are planted in the desert, alone, naked.

A very fun questionnaire on the topic of drugs, which was filled in the school today. One of the points:

Have you ever had a confrontation with drugs?
1) I offered, but I refused
2) was not
3) not

But then they will say that according to the survey results 100% of schoolchildren do not use drugs

from ZH:
In the network met the unmistakable formulation of the plot of the film "Stalker": "A film about how three men walk through the forested terrain, two go almost quietly, and the third is constantly afraid of something".

XHH: Today, I drove in the subway, the train arrived, and here everyone goes in, sits in and half the car gets iPads and other tablets O_O, here I woke up! And I’m sitting with my Nokia with Ika Port :D

Putin confirmed Russia's readiness to abolish visas with the European Union
So we go!
YYY: Wait, and is the European Union at all aware?

Responses to Sapphire:
Question: It has become boring on the internet!
Answer: Go to work!

I attended a lecture on molecular biology. The instructor shows another slide. It’s called "and now a bit of the sexual life yeast". Well, we sit, we no longer pay attention to such things. but from the audience, so sad and sad: "Sleep, even yeast has a sexual life..."

It is increasingly difficult to catch the moment when a slight spicy mess in the room turns into a terrible, uncontrollable mess.

%username% (21:11:11 20/04/2011)
Rectal candles with wasabi

Fris (21:11:59 20/04/2011)
Charge for the whole day.

News in Gazeta.ru
"In Moscow showed the first show in 3D"
The first comment:
Looking forward to the show in 2D.

* The obligation includes processing the completed questionnaires on the site.* is

Comes to the mail questionnaire, filled only the Count (FIO), through the caps...
After 20 minutes. There is also a complete questionnaire, only a (fi) position has been added.
Another 20 minutes later. the same questionnaire with the address of work and still through the caps.
After 2 hours, the same questionnaire with the filled column "the name of the company"
At the end of the working day, the same questionnaire, all graphs are filled. Apart from the phone...

Looking for how to write numbers through caps? O_O

X: What did the fat do?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Vadike Rapper who from Coupe, in the dusk, gave a flash for 128 MB and recorded one song: Let's prove that the size doesn't matter.
yyy : ))))

Are you weak?
I am an administrator and yesterday I managed to steam the chief accountant, that her MacBookPro I really need, and selected :)

5 to Bordeaux? and :)

I wonder, but in view of this weather, what will the summer be like?
The long awaited...