from the working chat.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Ukraine: Google was banned in Turkey.
Ukrainian colleague: Turkish Armenians still do not want to reunite with Russia?
I: Are they still there?
A colleague from Ukraine: soon to appear, and will be in Russian military uniform without identification marks. They will behave politely.
I: I think you are talking about territorial integrity now :)

I had a neighbor upstairs, Sanya, very drunk. I remember we go to him to smoke, and his tubes are burning, we don’t have money either, or we just don’t give him, I don’t remember. And on the pitch he has a racer living, but in debt she also no longer gives him.
He says, I decided everything, from my mother’s warehouse I’ll take a slice of salt, and I’ll go to the car and exchange.)
He raises some bowl with cucumbers, and underneath it a note of Sasha!! I have everything counted!! to
I’m so crazy, Pepper ?

The righteous woman eats with an orange, not with cheese, because she fasts.

They met the robbers. And killed him. In the cats of the traveller found only salt and bread. They ate bread, but did not touch the fat because of fasting.

Discussion of the article on the western website about Crimea and "polite people" (approximately translated from the imported language):
That is a lie, they are not Russians. Just armed Crimeans who bought uniforms – the fashion industry in Crimea is now flourishing simply.
W: Re: Do you really get angry when you come to a costumed party and suddenly it turns out that the other guests are absolutely the same dress? It becomes uncomfortable!

X: Guys, I’m interested in this question: Have you ever sent your pets from one city to another? It is necessary to deliver the hork from Novosibirsk to Moscow. I don’t want him to get sick, get lost, etc. The animal is not vaccinated so it is not desirable to get sick. Maybe someone has encountered and will be able to advise anything, any services or something else.
Send the Russian Post.
Then he will not die from illness, but from old age.

Scotchicism: “Everything that cannot be repaired with Scotch does not have existence.”

The Portable:

Today the material is broken.
My worldview, when I said
Paper glue is liquid glass.
O_O

Not for paper, but for paper. On the packaging it is called office, and so generally silicate. Accordingly, made on the basis of silicon, glass is also made of silicon. This is why it is called liquid glass. However, lessons in school are better not to walk.

There was a strain at a dog exhibition, stopped near one ring. The ring was run by happy dogs with their owners (or not with their owners, but 99% of them were girls), followed by a judge whitened with grays. watched for a long time. As a result, he gave the first place to the dog whose owner had the largest breasts.

"A lawyer with a prize, he almost signed the entire contract on a lam!"

I work with a major contractor. They needed a specialized software. The disk and key protection is such, a flash drive. For 2.5 months, their legal department made me brains - composed and reworked the contract, then they required a certificate for software, which we did not issue, then they demand confirmation of the transfer of rights, simple accounting documents of purchase and sale are not suitable... But I still do not have this invaluable maculature, and it will not be. They still need the software. The result - after 2.5 months they still buy it, exactly in the setup that I originally sounded. 14,000 is more expensive. Courses have risen and prices have risen. Here is the real loss from the activity of these parasites, in monetary terms. But - a valuable employee, protecting the interests of the company, yes.and (

A: What is the average speed of 8 dogs pulling the sails with a human?
bbb: The average speed on different distances can be very different, but about 20-30 km/h for fresh dogs.
ccc: And what is the average distance they can travel on one charge? How much is the distance increased by a parallel connection?
ddd: Can I put a larger battery? Is an alternative server available? Did you fix the bug, when while driving they make strange sounds, something like "af! The AFF! The AFF!”

This is how you read the news on the Ukrainian portal that they all have gas well, there is still, so to speak, powder in powders, and then you look at the list below of other articles from this portal - and there are giant squats feeding on deer, and a base of aliens on the Moon.

Friend, to the cathrom in the bus are sitting in the last row, K. Saimak has a story "The Ring around the Sun", so there the main character has the same stuff - in the end he learns that he is a robot, and people simply subconsciously felt that something was wrong with him.
Dimelo

#8 Create a hobby
XXX: Take the Hammer
YYY: I can’t keep track of myself. Where do I go to the hammer
He only has to give food and everything.
I forgot to feed myself.
XXX: The Fish
They will just die silently.

The modern Russian army now includes five types of troops: land, air, naval, missile and space and polite troops.

Monuments two=) One "Fatherland-mother" in Kiev, another "Fatherland-mother calls" in Volgograd=)
His croton.

It is intolerable! Motherland is an image that was used both in time and after the Great Patriotic Soviet propaganda. Thro the former USSR and even beyond it, there are far more than 2. Volgograd is the most popular, Kiev is the largest.
Volgogradz

The word “can’t” is the entire vocabulary of Conscience.

A friend once asked me to hack the password from the server. The ex-admin left without leaving any data. I found a program that shows the password behind the stars, installed, enabled - nifiga! All the same stars. I found another one – the stars again... Only a day later I realized that the password was 12 stars!

and Barack Obama:
Do you need Alaska? Take it! But note that in response to this we will freeze the accounts of five other Russian officials!

Before you start a relationship with someone, make sure it’s not me.

I am a Scottish girl. I am easy to buy, difficult to notice and impossible to take away.