<xxx> Deleted Date of Birth
<xxx> Greetings from my mom
<yyy> xxx, with DR guy!
<zzz> xxx with dick
<xxx> here are the dudes
<xxx> this is a joke

x: I once excavated the cellular from the ground, a year in the ground lay, still working
Y: I once excavated the SS's crust from the ground, I lay in the ground for sixty years, the fifth year when I gave them a sausage.
Z: I once excavated a barracks in the country - it hadn't been before!! to

Strange laws. If you killed the head of a fool who previously put a few bullets in you, then after the hospital you will be put on the ground.
The state actively urges not to turn to law enforcement agencies, but to self-seal wounds and feed the fucking dogs, prior to allowing them to pass through the meat mill. and.

That is shit, gentlemen. After washing, my grandmother’s socks accidentally hit me. came to return. 70-Year-Old Grandmother Reacts: The Owner Gave Me a Socks! I am free!" Now she is walking around the apartment, stepping me with this socks and rubbing me. Don’t give god you have a grandmother with a sober mind and a healthy memory reading Potter.

Juliet’s mother at the time of the events described in the play was 28 years old.

Maria Gavrilovna of "Metheli" Pushkin was already young: "She was in her 20th year".

Balzac’s age is 30 years.

Ivan Susanin at the time of the feat was 32 years old (he was
The 16-year-old daughter is in extradition.

Dostoevsky’s novel “Crime and Punishment” was 42 years old.
year of.

Anna Karenina at the time of death was 28 years old, Vronsky - 23 years old, old husband
Anna Karenina - 48 years old (at the beginning of the events described in the novel all for 2 years
and less).

Old Cardinal Richelieu at the time of the siege described in The Three Musketeers
La Rochelle fortress was 42 years old.

From the notes of the 16-year-old Pushkin: "A 30-year-old man entered the room"
and caramels.

Tyanyanov: Nikolai Mikhailovich Karamzin was the eldest of all who gathered. He had
Thirty-four years is the age of extinction.”

Crab sticks and candy "Fish milk" are made from ingredients.
His K. O.

How many hipsters are needed to replace a light bulb?
and three? One changes, the other photographs, the third writes about it on Twitter.

In Chelyabinsk up to -40 walk exclusively in socks.
Yyy: I borrowed with Chelyabinsk, I live in Chelyabinsk and I don't go in socks at -40. Do I look like a fool? I’m already wearing clothes at 35.

Thank you very much to the designers of the minibus Gazelle Business. Now the transmission switch does not touch the knee! Ura to! Lovely guys!

One day in the winter, I went to the server. There was a strong DDoS.

XXX: What are you doing there?
YYY:Package on hand dress
XXX Why?
YYY: I don’t know...
YYY: He is warm ^_^

We need a new President of Russia.
B does not offer.

Everyone knows the medical joke about how in the hospital unsuccessfully tried to treat a Chinese for Botkin's disease, that is, for jaundice.

But maybe it's not quite a joke, I thought, next to me is a pretty cute girl, by nationality, a caterpillar. She went to a regular medical examination at the clinic. The doctor looked at her, thought about it, and then began to write in the medical card: "A moon-shaped face. Sign of excess hormone of the adrenal cortex in Cushing syndrome. hormone therapy.” The girl was frightened and said, "I am not sick, my dad and mom are stormy." “Well then okay!The doctor lighted up and quickly removed the recording.

This is so. Respect the wise doctor.

Why closed the casino?
So they robbed people to the thread.
Why not close the tax?

"In our institute opened a center of advanced technologies, although they have long been abandoned in Japan."

Max: I’m a strange guy... I can’t have sex for a long time, I don’t drink much, I almost don’t smoke, I don’t watch football, I don’t go to nightclubs.
Max: Maybe I am dead? O_0
No, you have just grown up.
That’s such an adult!

Umin: Trailer "Twinkleyt" on YouTube (who doesn’t know – gay version of Sumerek). The most famous comment:
It is amazing! It's gay porn and it's still less gay than a real movie xDD

There is a suspicion that black cats are sure that all humans are idiots.

XX: There are two types of people. The first likes to kill while enjoying the process.
XXX: And the second was never in the hospital line.

Some people get embarrassed when the proposal suddenly ends not as they become obese