Where the world goes. In the universe, on the door next to the Faculty of Russian language hangs an announcement beginning with the words: "Dear youth!"... I do not want to study there((

I was driving a car by authority, the owner died, what to do?
Has he died long ago?
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Tagged: buried

Papua, unlike the American president, kills people exactly as much as he can eat.

Unhealthy man
End of the 80s. The City of Lions.
We were sitting in a large company of students and one girl told us about a tragic and at the same time incredibly happy incident that happened to her recently:
- I and a friend were driving in an electric car, people are not very many, but free
There were almost no places.
A crowd of healthy men enters the stop - a person ten, no less. Nakedly, they dragged a bunch of people from places, sat down to us and immediately without talking began to walk around all places.
I cried out:
People help someone!
And immediately I got the strongest blow of the palm on my face, up to the blue stars in front of my eyes... In spite of anything I keep shouting:
What do you look at, there are men here!! Help me!! to
But the passengers around, covered away from me with their palms like the bright sun.
The second blow was stronger than the first... I understand from their conversations that we are now being dragged into the tambour.
Suddenly, next to the crowd of these frostbite appeared such an unsightly man and suddenly, without talking, struck the three fools sitting next to him. Yes, so quickly that no one had time to understand anything, they were as if a car had crashed, one of them stumbled like a pork, and the other two silently fell side by side.
The next second, the man rushed to the side of the tambour.
His way was blocked by a carrier from the same company (he protected the contact button with the driver from passengers).
The man, without reducing the speed for a second, ran down the slope, like an empty cardboard box. How loud is this buoy oral lying on the floor... just like a fire car.
The remaining crowd recovered and rushed after the man, but he somehow barricaded in a tambour between the wagons. They could never scratch him, for five minutes they cried, shouted terribly, and at the stop our savior ran out into the street and the crowd pursued him.
My girlfriend and I came to ourselves, crossed, through the choked: one held for the eye, the other for the throat, and the third sat and bowed. His index finger lay on the rear side of his brush, like a plastic, and when we passed by the fourth, at the end of the wagon, we were almost upset: his leg was turned to the other side, like a carpenter.
We jumped out on the platform with a girlfriend and went back home. I did not want any more.
There are real men in the world, God give them health. I really hope that a crowd of weaknesses has never caught him...

This story came into my brain and did not come out of there, there was something familiar in it to the pain.
First: who in a healthy mind, one will go for ten healthy rils?
Secondly, if anyone does, they will at first be outraged and call for order, and not everyone will shoot three in a second, as if a car had crashed down.
Of course, I remembered my childhood friend Edik, who served in the special forces of the GRU. Every weekend he also goes to his parents to smell in the country and also on this electric, and the handwriting is very similar (one time I saw him in the "affair" - a beautiful fight with the militants - it was quite unlike...) Edik somehow told how the minister of defense came to them in part and organized competitions between them and his favorites - landers.
The Special Forces won with a crushing account in all disciplines except the handball fight.
Simply because the fight was not between rivals, but was a showcase-worked. The desanters pleased: high jumps, cushions and moves with their legs above their heads, and the special forces did not engage in such fingers and simply stood in pairs, dumbly imitating each other what they were taught: breaking their fingers, ripping out the cuddles, ripping off the scrotum and casting the eyes... Let’s say directly – from the side it is not spectacular...

A few days later, I finally go to Edik and tell him the whole story of miraculous salvation from the threshold.
Edik smiled, listening to the end and said:
You are sho...!? As the world is narrow, I am in shock! What this girl is like.
She said, “The unclean man!” This is a goat! The joke is that
These students were already pulled somewhere, the girls wept: “Help! There is
There are men among you!! And I think about myself: there, there, wait.
A little while, and I’m going to hurt myself. Just bought, not thrown away.
You will not go to them with the window and the white man: hold my white man ugly, I have come.
to attack you!
He barely drowned until he got stuck.
I am :
How did you barricade the door in the tambour?
So I immediately ran between the wagons, blocked the door, fell with my back.
on the floor and underneath the foot of the door pen. The leg can withstand 300 kg.
No matter how many of them are there, it is unrealistic to press the pen. I lie to myself
calmly, with his hands covered from the glasses (in case the door window
I stopped and waited for a stop.
Nirvana to yourself, cool, I guess, good.
- I did not guess, but the instructor in the army guessed to teach us this.
And if you don’t know how, you’ll never know – the whole of science.
Do you hope you got rid of them?
You are offending. They would have a chance to catch me only if I ran away.
with a washing machine in your hands... By the way, if you suddenly meet that girl,
Send her a greeting from her mysterious savior.

Here in our conversation sharply interfered Edik's wife - Dina:
Do not send any greetings, it will cost. See her
Greetings from the Saviour, and I to this mysterious Saviour.
Wash out your shirts and pants from the oil!

It’s not easy to be Bruce Willis’ wife.

A horribly beaten woman goes to the doctor.
The Doctor:
God, where did you get so well?? to
Every time my husband comes home.
Drunk, he beats me until I fall.
Don’t worry, I have a cure for it. Prepare the decoction.
As soon as he enters the apartment, start to rinse your throat.
A couple of weeks later, the woman comes to the doctor again blooming and without a single bleach:
Doctor, you are just a curator! When my husband comes home drunk, I
I put a solution of chamomile in my mouth and rinse, and nothing happens, it makes me
Not even touching the finger.
The doctor admonishes:
- See how it helps sometimes just not p@child!

Nietzsche: Imagine these are role-playing games. I'm a rabbit and I'll hide from you - you'll be a fox. Your mission is to find me and fuck me.

This guy doesn’t need sex.

I need to work)

Nietzsche: You are a fox. Your only job is to find a rabbit.

Russian scientists have discovered that in the new version of Windows when launching any program with the /buben key it starts always, immediately, without any settings and libraries and works without glukes and cracks.

I will remove this status when I lose 3 kg.
YYY: This is probably the last status you put here.
fixi

The diet forum.
Leo: Growth 2.20 weight 80 kilograms tell me how to gain weight?
Grandfather Boroded: You need to eat a small antelope weighing 20-25 kg.

You, sir, you are a cowboy horse!! to
WOW O_O????? to
Oh, Sir, I’m sorry, the window was wrong!
HHH: Though you also wore that

A colleague of nephews, 2nd class

The XX:
Yesterday was a hangover.

The boys in school were told to bring the books that they read at home....they told their mom that they suffered chestomatia...when the girl came to school after them - the teacher called her - in her eyes was -????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? to

The XX:
One brought the book (attention!!!) Why Children Should Pay for the Mistakes of Their Parents (Statistics Workshop)
The second is water supply for the whole house.

The parents took from the shelf.

I complain to my husband that my son did not buy what I asked for.

I: he bought, attention 2, all 2 (!!!) The chicken feet!! to
I: So what should I do now??? How to split two legs for five people?
Okay... we went... tell me what to buy????????
Let’s buy a chicken without legs...we already have legs.
Man:...apply in a bowl - it will be like a whole
Look, are they different there, or two on the left or two on the right?

XBuddy
There is a place in the computer table for the cat.

XBuddy
No matter how he sits, on his knees or in front of a monic, one of his work is uncomfortable.

The late evening. A girl at her boyfriend’s house.
I want to eat and you have an empty refrigerator.
Q: Well, wait until the morning.
Will there be anything in the morning?
Q: You will go to work in the morning.

From the Corporate Forum:
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YYY: I advise you to ask at some motor forum. There are cushions in each second, and since the electric season has begun, they are still burning without work =)

@hempphil Dmitry Nezboretskiy

Anything you say can be used against you in court. Therefore, it is in your own interest not to pronounce the words "torturing" and "linching".

Dmitry Tomin: dream and you take a bouquet of 20 roses come to her in the morning and say I can't live without you.I love crazy.If you shoot and kiss then this fate loves and you will be happy if you start asking to talk what or just take the type thank you.
Alexander Kremencov: and the roses exactly the exact quantity should be?)))

I don’t need friends – I have a laptop!
I don’t need friends – I have a pair of hands!

But I am better than her, right?
Sorry, you are smart, you are beautiful, you are fine, but...
1 But what?
But she gives me...

"Our commercial agency offers to steal the bride! in the tube
You say, tell us the dimensions... We will steal any badge, only with a finger.
Show me!

Our conditions - premature, we will make a discount (for brother)

Plus one year insurance for divorce and blood vengeance!

But the more the weight of the tiny, the more expensive the disassembly...

Delivered in baggage, can be delivered from baggage to baggage...

We steal the bridegroom too, he is a little more expensive, because he beats the rose.