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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63353
 25.04.2012
Reported small, said such a big (almost five), it is time to argue, and so far the letter "r" do not speak. Not long thinking he made me understand that the letter "r" is not needed for mat.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63352
 25.04.2012
Who is Tom Cook? I am not in the subject, if anything.
V: this is the apple gender since August last year
O: aaah, well obviously, I almost had nothing to do with the ep, except for one case.
Q: Did you fuck your iPhone? and :)
O: hg, by the way - yes

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63351
 25.04.2012
Natalia
And I want a beard, I think of a tank.

Alexander is
I asked Google what this is :D

Natalia
Sandals are really bad :D
found it?

Alexander is
A small exploration tank? O_O

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63350
 25.04.2012
CREVEDKO_OMG: Yes, I found out at the time, when 5 rubles were paper!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №63349
 24.04.2012
Vick (11:20:49 24/04/2012)
How do you deal with hunger during the lunch break?
Farseer84 (11:25:36 24/04/2012)
We eat.
Vick (11:26:30 24/04/2012)
You are ingenious!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63348
 24.04.2012
We are here, we sit in the fae, we wait.
After the calendar, you can sit down.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63347
 24.04.2012
She: I started drinking a lot of water.
He is (dark): and what?
I have normalized my chair.
He said, “You are what! Have you stopped fucking?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63346
 24.04.2012
News from Mail.ru:
In the evening, the street will be closed to tanks.
The commentary:
at 09:50 artem
In the evening, the Tverska street will be closed for tanks to travel, I did not know that Tverska is open for tanks to travel during the day.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63345
 24.04.2012
111 (14:49:16 24/04/2012)
The government has introduced a “black list” of books that are now banned from selling. According to the ministry's instructions, the anti-utopia of Aldous Huxley "About a Wonderful New World" will now disappear from bookstores, as well as about 20 more novels by writers of the last century, including Irwin Wells, William Berrouse and Charles Bodler, reports New Policy.
222 (14:49:31 24/04/2012)
OPP PA
111 (14:49:51 24/04/2012)
Have you read CHO?
222 (14:49:56 24/04/2012)
What if I find?
222 (14:50:20 24/04/2012)
Arrested with two Bodler volumes in his pocket
111 (14:55:11 24/04/2012)
The Fucks Gone
111 (14:55:53 24/04/2012)
The audio books are fucking real!!!! to
222 (14:56:29 24/04/2012)
With me, with you, Berry
222 (14:59:32 24/04/2012)
He began with Wales, but then but then he was inserted less and less, he began to use Hunter Thompson, fatal to him was overdose Berrouse.
111 (15:04:33 24/04/2012)
And the bargains beat Fat and Chekhov.
222 (15:05:15 24/04/2012)
speak at clubs for free, as a sample, give brochures Bulgakov
111 (15:06:09 24/04/2012)
For now, Conan-Doyle can be burnt-free, but it will soon be banned.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63344
 24.04.2012
Conversation in the information agency:

1 - Why are you ashamed? Turn on the blonde and call, they’ll tell you.
2 - I have another problem... I would like to turn this blonde off.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63343
 24.04.2012
Updating Firefox, I realized what is its main difference from Chrome.
Firefox: "Do you want to allow personal data collection to improve your product? Yes and No"
Chrome: "Do you want to allow personal data collection to improve your product? OK"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63342
 24.04.2012
22:35 PM Happy Birthday! How did he say?
He got up at seven, went to work, returned home at half eight, went on a run, returned after an hour and sat down for a work project.
22:45 hh: em.. well Ahoueno noted!!!)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63341
 24.04.2012
Eldar
Did you break up with someone via SMS? Don’t call me, don’t write me or anything like that. Not by talking, namely SMS?! to

wrong_wrong ‏
No SMS!Only a package with a bomb...Only hardcore!)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №63340
 24.04.2012
Ruslan
I want an anti-virus on no book as it is installed

Anti Ruslan
Rus lan de bil, why do you have an anti virus, better kill a sib

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63339
 24.04.2012
Why is a chair called a chair?
WOW: And that’s why, son, no one is standing there doing that...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63338
 24.04.2012
Chuck: valer =)) throw me a picture in the morning on the first article.... the cat cat flashed the flash and hid it somewhere(((

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63337
 24.04.2012
Ppc, journalists burn in headlines: "Mosgorduma engaged in unconventional sex"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63336
 24.04.2012
Artimage: Cannabinoids provoke weakened attention and memory impairment.

BGMT: Oh no shit, cannabinoids have an extremely indirect effect on memory. They slightly decrease the production of a neurotransmitter, forgot how it is called, but he is virtually not involved in the processes of this as his.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №63335
 24.04.2012
RT @ScrapDnB: The Russian word "Bubble" in English is divided into two: Boob + Lick. If you know what I mean.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63334
 24.04.2012
xxx: I went on a trip to the city yesterday
YYY: Long to go?
xxx: approximately one and a half albums of nirvana.)

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