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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95772
 24.03.2014
Now when they knock on my door and press the button of the call, they run out of the current and the light is cut off. I will always find out that someone has come to me, but these people will think about bothering me or not.

You are a chronic idiot!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95771
 24.03.2014
Cats everywhere and everywhere
Pulling your nose.
If the nose does not pass
Nose
© B0JI muzz Oleg Oleg /post. and Yenou

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95770
 24.03.2014
Stop posting dialogues with your husbands, you insult my feeling of loneliness.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95769
 24.03.2014
[23:17:48] Stardisk: Hurra, the shindows stood up
[23:17:57] Saturn_[Z]: Yay!
[23:22:58] Stardisk: Taax
Stardisk: Ohuenno
[23:23:06] Stardisk: no network, no sound, no video
[23:23:23] Saturn_[Z]: Populated by bytes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95768
 24.03.2014
from JJ:

I also think that this man is with a point on clean. Maybe not even a point. And really such a maniac, at home he has sterility, and in the refrigerator the head of the former neighbor, who once on the balcony ashes crushed accidentally.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95767
 24.03.2014
What a good people we have.
The fool has jumped out to the encounter - there will surely be someone who will find an excuse. "Woman is giving birth, late to the airport" and so on.
Here is no exception - and about Toyota's problems with the gas pedal remembered, and the version about refusing the brake and grandmother, who urgently needs to go to the hospital.
I do not know where the grandmother was actually taken, as it is not cynical, but they brought her to the hospital.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №95766
 24.03.2014
Comments on the subject
The last ship of the Ukrainian Navy in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag

The American ship in time with the Black Sea or would also raise the Russian flag.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95765
 24.03.2014
I have a cat and a cat. A cat is a small, pessimistic creature, almost a mouse, can even feed, and the cat, on the contrary, is not a Maine Coon, but there are paws, chopsticks and tails, a rather large specimen. So, when they sleep together, the cat hugs the cat with a fist, pressing to himself, just like a plush toy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95764
 24.03.2014
Per three generations of families living in the same house are overwhelming.
My daughter is screaming at me, angry that I’m screaming at my mother.
Oh my mother fucking! I eat, I eat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95763
 24.03.2014
About the boy, whose name was Eziki and the ring metro, is Vladislav Krapivin "Zastava on the anchor field". He has a lot of positive pleasant works, great for adults and children.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95762
 24.03.2014
In the spring, the little girls are smoothly transformed into little girls.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95761
 24.03.2014
That’s what... they told me about Darwin’s theory at the year 4, in the zoo, I remember the case was... So I ask – and grandma Zhenya came from a monkey? The mother was rotting, no, she said, it was many generations ago... I—that is, the grandmother of Gal? (She is 10 years older)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95760
 24.03.2014
Waiting for the start of the job interview was not worth reading "The Castle" of Kafka.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95759
 24.03.2014
When I moved to the U.S. in 2003, my son was 14, and he went to midschool. So that you don't worry about Russia - I had to do it every night, so poor level of teaching there. The textbooks, yes - the beauty, on the look paper, with pictures, everything is explained by slanges as for fools (blink, and they are there), but what is given there - mother does not burn, so it was not just to teach, but to re-teach.
So do not worry. This is a global problem, not just Russian.

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and Ura. The problem of education has been solved. Not only for us, it was easier now.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95758
 24.03.2014
Lolsus: by the way, they sell software at a nice price ;)
Marfin: PS... interested in a bit of legal software?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №95757
 24.03.2014
We girls have two problems: who is to blame and what to wear.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95756
 24.03.2014
Officially, the Ukrainian Navy now has 2 ships and 11 admirals.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95755
 24.03.2014
attempts to independence of Ukraine. It looks like it in the eyes of the people :))))
A Ukrainian man married a Russian woman.
The father gives the guy instructions before the wedding night: You must take your Russian wife on your arms and take it to bed, show how strong Ukraine is.
Then you have to dress up and show how beautiful Ukraine is.

Here, from the neighboring room, the grandfather screams, and then begins to whisper that she would see how independent Ukraine is!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95754
 24.03.2014
xxx: Do you remember when we were sitting on Thursday, Oleg was still in the bathroom for a long time?
He installed my hidden camera! :) How I knew! found today
Nify to yourself! This is the coward!!! to
I just love it! ?
You have gone out of mind! You have to write a statement to him, let the grandmother pay!!! This is disgusting
Oh no, you listen to me. This is when I threw the cover with the ricashette and it super perfectly fell in place, I was still upset that all this always happens only when nobody sees. Remember I told you? It was recorded on the video! ? Oh yeah yeah! ? It is cool, yes? :D
I’m there in some trousers, but the quality is good! ?

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95753
 24.03.2014
Politics is made up of stupid and ugly people. stupid in the opposition, stupid in the opposition. The stupid struggle to be ugly, and the ugly do not want to be stupid.

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