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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №1396
 31.01.2008
myshkin> Do you have ski skiing?
aleonika> Yes, and the mountain burning sticks.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1395
 31.01.2008
Yesterday we had paparazzi in the bath, well, and the knot before this to take on the soul must...toast fucking:
1 – Let’s take a bath.
2 – I’m going to fuck you.
... 😉 😉 😉

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1394
 31.01.2008
He is: Hi))) an analgelocke)
He is an angel.
She: I already understand everything.
She is Fucks!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1393
 31.01.2008
The Organism:
How do you pick a pair of socks at home, by color or by shape?

and Moandor:
by smell

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1392
 31.01.2008
1st :
Ksta, I am tormented by the question here... Is it normal when the little one is black on the leg? O_O
2nd :
Dick is a clear pen normal...he fights for the rights of black people.
2nd :
I think the separatist struggle will begin.
2nd :
Demanding independence from the state.
1st :
Am... that is. from the body? O_O
2nd :
Ugo
1st :
What are you cloning for? You are scaring me.)
2nd :
HZ: What did he do to them?
1st :
Yes, nothing special )) Fucked them about dewer... Then a couple of days walked as a disabled (he was sick in the stomach)... then it seemed to have passed... it doesn’t hurt at all ))))
2nd :
You will not even notice the debris.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1391
 31.01.2008
by 123
Many species of amebs live in fresh and salt water, wet soil and on plants; some amebs are parasites of animals, including humans.

by 123
There is one unique species living in our IT department.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1390
 31.01.2008
GEF: What is a barter?
Nick: Mumbai trading without money, by direct exchange. A chicken for a scarf, a scarf for a bus, a bus for an eight-legged, an eight-legged one time with a neighbor's daughter, one time with a neighbor's daughter for a puzzle from a neighbor, a puzzle from a neighbor for a conciliatory drink, a conciliatory drink for compensation in the form of chicken...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1389
 31.01.2008
<xxx> hi))) you do not know any bar where a person could gather.)
<yyy> o_o
<xxx> fuck, 15)
<yyy> Do not scare people so much

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1388
 31.01.2008
Sergey, I want sex.
Please consider my application soon.
Sergey: Well, your application has been registered "Sex Applications" and placed in line (now the first in line). The application has been assigned an ID 1663, it will be processed soon, please wait for an answer. Thank you for using our support service!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1387
 31.01.2008
Sash, and I have the internet pretending that it is O_o

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №1386
 31.01.2008
<sw> what kind of difference what legs, the main thing is that the borst good can cook
<RedAngel> sw, I know how to cook borst =)
<Eve36374> And I.
<k@mr@dk@> I too can!! to
<sw> well the shit. Show your feet, I’ll choose.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №1385
 31.01.2008
Case of life. One familiar girl 23 years went to work as an inspector in the gas service (well, such aunts walk through the apartments, the gas pipes smelled), was transferred to a more experienced employee (her 50s). All day went through the apartments checked everything, the pipes smelled... and so on.
In the evening, the elderly says to the younger: here is the type 1 apartment last and the houses... The door of the apartment is opened by a 25-year-old guy. Old (in a polite voice): Can you smell a young man standing?
You are 😉 😉 😉 😉

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1384
 31.01.2008
29.01.2008: You know, it’s pretty strange: Medvedev hasn’t even become president yet, but he’s already busy.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1383
 30.01.2008
Academy of FSB. Celebration of Halloween, admission only in masquerade costumes.We stand at the entrance, smoke, observe this picture:
Three boys from the fourth class approach to control, dressed in the same gray three.
With dark glasses.
With ears in the left ear.
Provides security certificate for weapons.
Are you dressed in our clothes?
No, we are sweaters.
Security : O_O
Guys show certificates: Three curves!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1382
 30.01.2008
I just called Corbyn’s support.
First of all, the engineer was connected.
With him for 40 minutes... found the reason... he is already parched...
What else can I do for you!? to
I: Eugenia Onegina read me!! to
I do not think of the proud light to delay,
The love of friendship...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1381
 30.01.2008
from wikipedia.org:
The Land Code of Ukraine
Results 1 - 1 of 1:
Fortress Law
Relevance: 100.0%

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1380
 30.01.2008
XXX is

Tell me something nice for the night :)

YYYY

During its life, the pillow absorbs several tons of fluid that evaporates from our skin. The saprophytes, living in the same, 0.3 mm, cause the most severe forms of allergies, and feed on scales with our skin or microparticles of blood, which are on the feathers. The old feather pillow consists of 10% of the feces of ticks.
In 1 g of mattress dust live from 200 to 15 thousand saprophytes, and in a double bed there are 500 million.

YYYY

Have a good dream =)

XXX is

by Gaia! and :-(

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1379
 30.01.2008
while the generator of random numbers apruvit quotes on the main, released administrators basha wave a new, interesting project

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1378
 30.01.2008
I think I saw Kenny.)
I walk with a dog on the street, and there is a small child with babies.
The child in the red cap is curled, only the nose shakes... he was frightened by the dog and began to whisper like Kenny, then I barely stopped, didn’t frighten. But when he slipped, I got out "They killed Kenny, Svolocchi!"... his father looked at me like that... =(

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №1377
 30.01.2008
She can lose three times in 10 minutes while going to work and find the same key.
See also: FIGN. I once cleaned my room and lost the rubbish.

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