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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №95752
 24.03.2014
By the way, among the semi-wild African tribes there is a belief that a gorilla monkey is also a human being. Only very intelligent – specifically does not talk, and therefore white people do not force him to work.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95751
 24.03.2014
xxx: [14:09:17] yyy: well and at the same time we will keep on the float project
xxx: to the fucking ((:
XXX: The Lamb

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95750
 24.03.2014
I sit down in the morning, I eat breakfast, and I remember that at night, already in the middle of my sleep, I was illuminated by a muse and I wrote some beautiful poem, I even remember that I got up and recorded.
xxx: trying to understand whether I dreamed or not, I go to the table, and there is a real paper with a four-piece! I’ve been reading, I’ve been reading for half a day now. :)
Quote me, not Tom!
xxx: he himself asked, in compliance with the authorship:
The xxx:
I was driving with the shit.
The track has been long gone.
Direct route to our house.
What shall we do?
The Hippodrom!! to
In my dream I felt like I was a new Lermontov :)
Yyy: Dima, it’s shit, we have the whole office under the table, why are you like that?! )))))))))))0

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95749
 24.03.2014
Discussion of the game in Steam:

Tzimtzum: This game has consistently made me a coward, a traitor, a fool and a murderer.
Recommend to all

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95748
 24.03.2014
Russian Ambassador to the European Union Vladimir Chizhov jokingly advised U.S. Senator John McCain to “follow Alaska” during Sunday’s show “The Andrew Marra Show” on BBC One.

Speaker Andrew Marr mentioned Senator McCain’s words that “Moldova will be the next country that could join the Russian Federation. “Follow Moldova!” the leader quoted the senator.

In response, Chizhov replied, "Tell McCain - let him watch Alaska" and added that "Alaska was part of Russia." Marr noted that it was a very "terrifying thought", after which Chizhov clarified that it was a joke.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №95747
 24.03.2014
Tymoshenko: "First we will return Crimea"
>>> She wants to give Russia something else besides Crimea?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95746
 24.03.2014
The colleague:
— — —
... and the multimeter with accuracy to hundreds died when measuring... (well confused the holes of current and voltage, for what to burn it immediately, in general, in every electrical device should be protection from me by GOSTU)!
— — —
So after all, heroic thin electronics will always close the floating protector and burn the first, protecting it from overburning.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95745
 24.03.2014
With a wiki about skyrim, a discussion of a guide with an unpredictable effect.
XX: No one knows if it can be used on a dragon, for example, to turn into a sweet roulette?
I guess someone stole a sweet roulette from you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95744
 24.03.2014
Here is :
here here :

I live in a city with less than 100,000 inhabitants. Here the roads are licked, as mushrooms grow houses and shopping centers, schools and kindergartens. Pensions and salaries are decent, both for teachers and doctors.

The man! where? Call the city, I will come to you on PMJ with my family!

There is a part of truth in these words. The salaries of teachers and doctors in small towns are considered decent. Just all the others work for 10-15 thousand, and teachers and doctors get more than 20. The pension of 10 thousand on this background is not so bad. And as for the prices in growing like mushrooms shopping centers, they are not lower than in Moscow. The prices of housing are of course lower, but what does it matter how much a apartment costs 1.5 million or 5 million or 15, when your salary is 12 thousand?)) A damn never buy it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95743
 24.03.2014
And the falling server - it was like the DNS and turned into a porn warehouse? and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95742
 24.03.2014
The command ship of the Ukrainian Navy "Slavutich" in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag, reports on Sunday the agency "Kryminform".

The cleverest Cat Behemot: and the destroyer of the Americans went far? Could we still be able to raise the Russian tricolor?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95741
 24.03.2014
Think of books. Finding a company to walk with a single girl is a real feat. Google is really useless.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95740
 24.03.2014
This is:

here here :
and...
Nikito (12:02) if in utorrent you open the window "about the program" and then press T then the tetris will start

MOEF (12:04) can not be

MOEF (14:09) FUCK! Why? Why did you say this?! to
and...

How to turn the figure?! to
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The shooter up. A good game)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95739
 24.03.2014
<saygon> [PEER]Dyxa: 8 cats on one, overcrowding, and she still slides

<[PEER]Dyxa> saygon: The cat is probably called Sasha and is grey!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95738
 24.03.2014
(Female): No most sophisticated and colorful compliment from a man will ever compare to the simple request of the cashier to show a passport when buying alcohol.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95737
 23.03.2014
Read the story of a daughter asking her mother if she was crying when Lenin died.
I remembered how one of my friends, also at the age of about 12, was seriously interested in parents whether they were singing in school "God keeps the King." This is really "so no one missed the age")

When I was six years old, I asked my dad if he was still a little boy when I was WOW.
Father (60 years of birth) answered this with a very serious look, saying, yes, daughter, my childhood fell on the Great Patriotic War. Your mother’s childhood was civil.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95736
 23.03.2014
List of mentioned books, look for more :)
# Books

Strugacki “The Predatory Things of the Century”
Andrei Zhvalevsky “Here you will not be hurt”
Robert Heinlein, “A Stranger in a Strange Country”
Glenn Cook, Chronicles of the Black Squad
Robert Silverberg, The Chronicles of Maghipur
Larry Niven, “The World Ring”
Arthur Clarke, The Odyssey (both)
Robert Heinlein, “Star Infantry”
Robert Heinlein, “The Door to Summer”
Henry “The Noble Trickman”
J. Williams, “Heroes from Nowhere”
Robert Asprin, The MIF Corporation
Strugacki “City Destined”
Isaac Asimov, “Pasteet from the Goat’s Cake”
Nikolai Basov “Lotar Yellowheaded”
Frank Russell, The Nearest Relatives
Mikhail Weller, The Adventures of Major Zvyagin

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95735
 23.03.2014
The boss was looking for you.
WOW: That he wanted?
Noah... I don’t know.
WOW: Did he say anything at all?
He noticed a striking resemblance between you and the male genitals, on which ears grow in a striking way. Before that, he asked where you were.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95734
 23.03.2014
Toilet paper is professional, for whom?
Patients of the intestinal infections department.

[ + 16 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95733
 23.03.2014
The idiotic expression "little" in relation to the child had to be heard.
As for an adult???? to
The man of the half-page, #13829/ describes the patients of the wife-therapist, calling her at the same time *small*... is it now fashion?

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