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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №1376
 30.01.2008
Are people surrounding me?
Lids type of standard configuration.
under the mm?
Lids two hands, two legs, one head... and a cockroach)
subzey "coycha" - it is powerful! In the spirit of Mayakovsky
Subzey is not a rich one.
The Brains.
Do not be like
the old
and cries.
Remember to:
With two hands and two legs.
and Targaryen
by Kujaca!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1375
 30.01.2008
I did a repair, wrote a mark to me like a sign straight on the wall.

Honestly, a little ohueled, when, after a while on the walls began to appear
Blurred red letters with pretty distinct smiling smiles at the end.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1374
 30.01.2008
Announcement at the station:
"Dear passengers, be careful, snow removal equipment is working on the platform";
I come out of the electric car, I see three Jamshuta armor with shovels...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1373
 30.01.2008
{3MAL!TY
I was sent "In contact" - "enter the group "Spring Call 2008".

{3MAL!TY
The dogs were dumb-

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1372
 30.01.2008
I read the description of the headphones:
"In addition, the removable cable of this model perfectly conducts electricity..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1371
 30.01.2008
I have a cat that is clever and disgusting as a human.
In the meaning?
I smoked in the toilet, came, scratched in the bank, and went away.
And the fox was choking in the middle of the carpet in my room.
See also: Guy
Oh yeah yeah! The mouth stumbled where it should not be, and stumbled where it should be.)
I have the same girl :)
Ohhhhhhhh?
WOW: I called, I was unavailable, offended, left, broke, and slept with my ex...
XH: O_o
HHH: You’ve pulled her, where do you go? 😉

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1370
 30.01.2008
by Leonid:
Khm, I was sitting in the monic for a long time, pressing nothing, and so on.
A window appeared and immediately disappeared. I didn’t expect to see you 😉

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1369
 30.01.2008
He is:
It can be said that it is a valuable tree.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1368
 30.01.2008
<AlieNa> yesterday with a 6-year-old daughter made a puzzle. She found a piece of the dog's head, put it in place and said, "Now it's fine... or the dog as if a lobotomy was done."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1367
 30.01.2008
In the trolleybus: grandmother to grandson: don't worry you so, today Tanya, tomorrow again Olya...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1366
 30.01.2008
Whoever invented vodka would kill.
2 of Mendeleev.
2 is already dead.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1365
 30.01.2008
Crazy orange =
He has an ear for the exam.

and someone:
I have two

Crazy orange =
It has a plastic dynamic.

and someone:
Dogly

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1364
 30.01.2008
Xitriilis28.01.08 - 11:40
You can ask me for a cup of water 😉
Katarina28.01.08 - 11:41
For a cup?? to
Xitriilis28.01.08 - 11:42
There are variations on the topic)))))): on the glass, on the drink, on the fuser... on the bottle at the end...
Xitriilis28.01.08 - 11:43
)))))"at the end"in the sense of "at the end" )))))))))))))))))
Katarina28.01.08 - 11:43
)))))))) I have to do it 😉)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1363
 30.01.2008
I went home without clothes.
Flylady: I don't mind, but the dishes in this form are better not to wash)
Caia: ah, water on the stomach falls, cold becomes)
Flylady: Yes, no, how would you explain... I have a small kitchen, and when I put my dishes, I sometimes hit my ass for the power plate...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1362
 30.01.2008
By the way, somewhere around three nights it seemed that our common ally, that is, vodka, turned into an enemy because it caught one person and killed.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1361
 30.01.2008
The conversation between two taxi drivers:
One hundred and seventh, what do you have with the suspension there? I’m two minutes away, how are you?
2nd I did not understand myself, it was trembling capital.Do like everyone else, listen.
1st Yes, the snow does its job.Nickerta is not visible.
The manager intervenes:
Rush in private.
1 What?
2 where?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1360
 30.01.2008
HHH
What is good? Where is Ibla?
Svitty
Where there is no electricity

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1359
 30.01.2008
Yesterday in the pharmacy condoms bought "with additional stimulation".
Is it how? Supportive of anything?? to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1358
 30.01.2008
<XPEH> dr_nostradamus: I can answer in brain plants there is no)
<dr_nostradamus> Xpeh: Do not fall

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1357
 30.01.2008
No, I understand it all, but when my seven-year-old daughter woke me up at four a.m. on Monday morning, I jumped around the bed with a joyful shout: “Mom, look at the clock at 4:04!”

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