The happiest time in your life?
Lactation period of my mother.
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At work, the boss forces the entire department 2 hours a day to play a wov, such as a team-building event. But I am not playing anyway.
Among the list of services of the company involved in the organization of dates, there is the following item that will turn your date into the most unforgettable - a salutation of live pigeons.
Discussing on YouTube that under every macdake is a secret bunker that the United States created for its citizens to protect them from Russian nuclear bombing. The video calls for the imprint of the displacement of the nearest Makdaq to be assigned to the local missile unit. Pleased with comment:
Aaaahhhhhhhh!! What do you do to me!!!!!!! There is no missile unit in my city. We took the print to the security guard on the fruit base, this is our only security guard. Now let him think of how he was attacked by McDonald’s!
They are like truth, they are born in disputes.
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xxx: This uncomfortable moment, when you drink salt from a bowl, trying to gently bend it, so that the tomato does not fall and do not shed you, but he, the fox, falls and all was in the bowl!!!!!!!! to
and the shirt (
yyy: and when somebody sees you trying to do it and fuck "the fuck"...
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I don’t care very much about religious themes, but you can tell me: were these girls dancing in the same temple where they had VIP passes to some sanctuary?
I: how to explain to the non-Russian man what is intuition????? to
English: say "hear me"
Those who are often nervous, fine motorics of the hands will calm well. For example, the figurative cutting of the internal organs of some mudila.
Makute: In 1-2 years, people with correct spelling and punctuation will be on the cover of the red book.
Makute: Equal to people who lead a healthy lifestyle, and who have not even started to spoil it.
Makute: And in 10 years there will be people who have not been on the internet.
I have more T-shirts than I have in the store.
yyy: and of course "nothing to wear")))
xxx yes
Give them to the homeless.
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yyy: they will freeze and die (((
I will help solve the problem of the homeless.
~Sinthy~ (21:25:26 22/04/2012)
I have all my summer shoes.
dadada33 (21:25:34 22/04/2012)
I pulled the stitches.
After watching the video with the hologram 2pac'a
The stars of the Russian stage will now not only sing under the canvas, but also jump on the stage without leaving the jacuzzi.
XXX: vhvnbbutyughvhgxtfuh Hi, how can I change the login on the site or is it impossible?
You have a beautiful logon. Why change him?
Vhvnbbutyughvhgxtfuh This login was written by a drunk.... It would be good to replace it anyway.
When did weakness begin to be considered a subtle mental organization?! to
In which area do you have the most knowledge?
In the Moscow.
XXX: She broke my heart. I’m now like a bleeding wound—until you touch it, it’s okay, but with the slightest touch, there’s a terrible pain.
YYY: You look like a bunch of shit. He lay quiet until no one touched him. The throne smells.
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When I was a child, on the New Year’s Eve morning, I was dressed in a cloth in such a tall, bright hat.
Did the rope hang down?
I walked along the street from the parking lot. The time was around 12, and I always carry the injury on the belt with me, the area is not quiet. Then two policemen approach me, one older than the other younger. The young starts a dialogue.
Hi Sir, this is like this.
I: Hey hello to you.
M: Please provide documents for carrying and storing firearms.
I am in a stupor: I don’t have such ones with me. And then, apparently, the young man understands that he has roasted some hernia, begins to red under the old man's whim, apologizes and leaves. The poor earned.
<ghzt> shells of paddle at ally borissovna consulted as better cabbage cut
<ghzt> she told them about such a golden bottom as "the farewell tour" :)