It just seems to you that you have only spread a couple of times, and somewhere you have already started to fill out a form - "Death Certificate."

hanging

“Whatever they do, they don’t do.
Their mother gave birth on Monday.

The old KGB Ashnik Yuri Tarasovich told me the story of how hard it is to live in the world for thieves and robbers of all kinds, because any movement of their body leaves even insignificant but traces.
However, it all depends on the desire and qualifications of the examiners themselves.
A few years ago, this was the case in Moscow:
An elderly couple decided to buy a car on an advertisement. Not new, but quite serious, more than a million rubles.
Someone, somehow, learned about it and on Sunday, on the eve of the deal, while the owners were in the country, their apartment was carefully opened by three previously convicted musketeers.
They opened up and began a thorough search. Something was found, but not a million, so the villains decided to stop and wait for the masters to tell them:
Okay, we are giving up. So where did you hide the money?
Running forward, I will say that at this point their plan was quite successful - the villains suddenly attacked the returned masters, tied the unfortunate to chairs and almost immediately learned - on which frontsole lies what they need.
At the same time, the bandits seized some kindness, wished the robbed a peaceful night and quietly left.
Fortunately, the owner managed to get out quite quickly, he unleashed his wife and called the police.
And ten minutes later the opera group broke in and found out that there was no evidence at all, even crying.
The victims did not see the faces (the robbers were all the time in masks), according to the talk, apparently not Moscovites, flyers, and not vegetarians (because the sausage in the refrigerator was eaten by swallows), in general, all the rich evidence.
And most importantly, all day, from morning to evening, while they were waiting for their victims, none of them ever removed their gloves.
Well, the telecast was watched, well, the music was listened quietly, the magazines were listed, and unfortunately, none of them broke the passport. How will you find such? What is the passport? They didn’t even phone anywhere.
He is hanging, he is hanging.
The survey of the neighbors also did not give much: - "It seems that there was some gray "Gazel" in the courtyard, or maybe a "Tyrus", who knows him? And now she is not there.”
Of course, no one remembered the numbers, and were they at all?

The circle of people who knew about tomorrow's deal, too, is not clear, the owner even at work boasted that on Monday morning he buys himself a "bowl".
This story could have ended without beginning, if that evening, in the opera group accidentally did not find a single green student of the police school. This was his first day of investigative practice.
And since at the lessons of criminology he was taught that there are no unrevealed crimes, and the concept of "hanging" was invented by the giftless and deceitless, our student was very surprised by the lack of exploration enthusiasm in the older comrades and began to act on his own.
He started looking for traces: in the refrigerator, in the garbage can, on the balcony, under the door carpet and even in the toilet.
Just the trainee firmly mastered the theory that traces must necessarily be, and sought them, while experienced colleagues were engaged in writing and talking on the row.
Slowly, the student reached the stand with the equipment: columns, amplifiers, receivers.
Everything is not cheap, but the bandits did not deceive, it was painfully heavy and bulky.
And by the fact that the controls were not in their places, the owner realized that these Bremen musicians also included his equipment.
The trainee pressed the button, the music sounded, he looked at it, and it was played by an internet receiver.
He went into the receiver menu and saw a list of the last listened stations.
And there, among different "chansons" and "Russian pops", two very interesting stations were discovered, one called "Ryazan wave", and the second - "Rupor Ryazan".
And after an hour and a half, the gray "Gazel" with a fierce brigade, "received" at the entrance to the glorious city of Ryazan.
You say “hanging.”

Having learned that Ukrainian military equipment is approaching the borders of the Russian Federation, the recipients of metal breakdowns began to pull up from the Russian Federation.

- there is information that Yatsenyuk goes to a closed bordel, where they hold minors boys and girls.
Are you about Rada?

"English is very easy, let's say, fisting - "fisting", therefore fisting will be - "fisting". But boxers are not appreciated here. When I meet, I say that I am engaged in fisting, everyone is stressed for some reason" (c) Vitaly Klitschko

xxx: Put on the counter: we will disconnect the bank in an hour until you return Crimea
YYY: In fact, we have recently returned Crimea.

Samara scientists are surprised not less than British scientists.
According to them, a large number of holes on the roads can be associated with the movements of the earth's crust taking place in the territory of the city!
The star is in shock!! to

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In general, the case was at the time when the Tatar Mongols attacked the Soviet Union.
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According to modern estimates, it was the Soviet Union, driven by imperial ambitions, that attacked the sovereign Mongol-Tatar peoples, barbarically melting the young Mongol-Tatar democracy.

Do not confuse here.

XXX: So the place needs to be or the system glutes? Is Ilona just dumb? Maybe overheating? Or is dying? Maybe not a screw? Maybe a mommy? Or is the window wrong? Maybe not in Morocco? Or a comprehensive diagnosis?
yyy: Just a new variation of the "Plastyline crown", which "...and maybe from the run, the tree climbed..."

zzz: What if I give a description of a non-existent book here?
DED: They will find and force you to read.
ZZZ: And if...
Ded: They will find and force you to read under the fan with the cacao.

by Habr
I remember at a workshop on wrestling someone asked the coach the question: "How to correctly take the perfect blow?". I immediately imagined an absolutely hard fist with a mass close to infinity, moving at a speed close to the speed of light, and making absolutely unelastique contact with the jaw... theoretically the energy thrown into the heat could be enough to destroy the galaxy.

My wife went to work before me.
He sits next to the bed, kisses me and says:
Well, my dear, stay with God.
- No, I’d rather stay with the cat (the cat sleeps in his legs).
Stay a Scottish.

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There is no library here! Maybe enough? The number of requests about books exaggerates the number of " funny quotes" in times!! Learn to google yourself! In general, it is surprising how with such inability to use elementary search on the Internet, you found this site.


Do not be surprised. Here already jumped the idea that this way attracts attention to interesting books...
And nobody prevents you from changing the proportion towards humor.

Big changes are coming.
said the gray chameleon
And suddenly flowers.
Friendly neighboring country

Arhistratig, 11.06.2012

It is time to hold a referendum, announce the creation of a Siberian republic and withdraw from Russia. Approximately in Urals.

Oh! The Siberian Republic. Old American project... Obama, we know it’s you, go under your name, stop hiding!
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You confused something. This is not Obama’s project, but Xi Jinping’s.

A year ago, the doctor gave me anxiety pills, telling me to eat them when I feel anxious.
I sit down and eat them because I’m worried that the expiration date will end next month.

Yesterday it was Friday, the DR, on the street was -6.
Today we wake up, I go out on the balcony - on the street +13...
The first thought:
Have we worn a week?! to

by Sergei Petuchov:
I eat mushrooms, I look at carpets.
by Anton Borayko:
I always do that, but there is news about Ukraine!

Russia has expanded adiabatically. It was cold and snow fell.

In that year, the main thing was not to learn the subject they taught, and not to upset when pronouncing their FIO.

That’s shit, not quotation. We had two Boris, but one Roaldovich, and the other, fucking, Roaldovich. "And do not be confused!"