Remember: If a girl says to you "then", this means—

"I’m going to go!and "

ANGEL ‎(11:21):
Three years ago I had a romance.
Tagged with ‎(11:21):
His name was Roma and he was a psychic.

Dear subordinates! If you do not finish missing in the working hours at the tower, then you will have to disappear from the list of employees of our company!!!! to

I have a cat and it has been ripped out in autumn. She has such a habit of pressing from the fork in the kitchen to the balcony.
I come home at about twelve o’clock at night and the cats are not at home. I went to the street to examine the area of her approximate fall from the fifth floor. There were no lights in the courtyard, I lighted my cell. I found a cat's tube, dug a hole, buried it. And in the morning Risa comes home, all in the ground and leaves.

Artwork hair
Did you see the mountains have eyes?

and ModeRa
I do not look like that. I had to one day.) In the universe made a new dining room, several rooms, hue-mao, service cool. and home cinema. So when everyone ate lunch, I didn’t know who was joking and putting this movie. You know, it is rugged and unpleasant when a man is cut his fingers with a saw and someone from the hall screams: "Sosiski!and "

<_crt> Hi, would you like to drink a beer in the company of two young people?
<volley> mmm. very attractive
...
...
<volley> No, I am a dirty girl
<_crt> Reason for O_O
<volley> because I’ve been a boy for 25 years
<_crt> omg o_O
<_crt> you couldn’t tell me about it half an hour ago! Experienced
<volley> eye, and what about beer?

Clubnitchka
Cat, did you call me?
Dmitry
Yes to! Where did you find the internet?? to
Clubnitchka
In the sense? at home
Dmitry
Is he working???? to
Clubnitchka
In the hands of a gentle woman, everything works.
Dmitry
I couldn’t get in for two days.
Clubnitchka
And I think that we have sex everyday started? The internet just doesn’t work...

Karp: B is me! In space is flying a satellite, which sends signals to the cable provider, which stretched to my home fiber optic, which is plugged into a rather complex device, in which the beam draws moving images on the layer of the fluorescence, and this is all for me to wake up in the morning, press the button "Incl.", and look at the corner of the screen air temperature outside the window :))

She is:
And secondly - it is difficult to start me once again - but if I started, it is difficult to stop.)

He is:
Association with the tractor of Belarus

The New Year Formula:
I am not going with you.
...
I do not drink.
...
I do not eat sex.
Dr. Zoldberg

VS> There is a company SVEN. Many of its products are made in Zeleka. Especially the subwoofer. I am very pleased. One disadvantage that I noticed is that in the Bach organ fuge the "re minor" notation of the Fa subcontracts slightly "flaps".

The color of your eyes?

Yyy: blue, and when I cuddle the green...

When do you really want it? The red?:D

Sophia :D/-<
“Let the longing of the gods pass by us: their love is terrible and dangerous.”

I read it three times before I understood it.

Yesterday, a professor reading a lecture on infectious diseases, issued:
And blondes are generally a way of delivering biological weapons!

On the vacancies website:

"Successful employees are provided with health insurance"

Failed people are thrown off the rock. O_O

Conversation between two programmers:
Are you leaving on time today?
2nd Debt
Like nothing has collapsed.
Spit through the left shoulder
1. knock on a tree
Anything in our profession can help.

I have been in medicine for 12 years. Oh, get me moderator Bash...

...and when the predecessor put me in the account of the And I wrote the name of the object there, and I tried to fix it, saying "the subject is called the processing of discreet information, not the processing of discreet information."
He opened his eyes and asked "and you are not FIT?"
I am "and why is this not a 411 audience?"
In the end, they both cheated until he offered to count it as an annual special course.

I work as a realtor.
A call from the buyer
I: Goodbye
She: you have an apartment for sale like this please tell the exact address 26 or 27 house
I will clarify and call you again.

Call the owner.
Please specify your home number.
It is: 26
I: Thank you very much

Calling the Buyer
I: Hi, I have specified the address of this 26 house
She: You know me the number of home does not say anything!!! What color is green or brown?? to

Calling the owner
Hello again, sorry but don't tell me what color the house is (I speak through wild rust)
Give her that green (also through wild rust)

It would be nothing, but I didn’t tell him that the buyer was a woman!! to

xxx (22:34:12 18/01/2008)
with your picture frightened 2 friends, one girl and her young nephew to tears brought
xxx (22:34:29 18/01/2008)
I no longer send.
xxx (22:34:52 18/01/2008)
They promised to go on a meeting.
yyy (22:34:41 18/01/2008)
and ROFL