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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1316
 28.01.2008
Yesterday I noticed that the cat on the command: "Kubble!!!" Automatically cancels the last movement in space

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1315
 28.01.2008
Fuck, I am a fool!! I bought a new refrigerator, the temperature can be displayed there.. put in the freezer -18, after an hour decided to check if the sticker had to be pulled out of the shelf...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1314
 28.01.2008
“Mom and Dad, Oleg and I don’t live together. This morning he came to me to help kill the spider and accidentally left his toothbrush, all his clothes and furniture.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1313
 28.01.2008
XXX: I remember the FD. In Nagintsk, the electricity market passed by the lamp on the clumps and the jobnulsa atut with the butt of the appeton. It is in the radius of the meter.)
XXX: The Pony of Pony)
XXX: Everyone was scared, and I was intrigued. I thought I was going to be a doctor, and the cock became a dalbayop*)))

KTA is very noticeable!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1312
 28.01.2008
When I was standing at the closed sberbank I periodically printed the balance of the credit card, I was looked at as a fool. But when no one had the clock and one of these losers asked about the same time... And when I, once again, printed the balance... all the others felt like unintentional fools!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1311
 28.01.2008
taken from one of the forums

Sorry for the off-top: Is Linux put on a simple XP wire or is it a special wire?? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №1310
 28.01.2008
In the morning of Ash
XZ: Where were you last night?
Misanthrope: It’s a fucking shit, Alyssa... I’m drunk.
by xz :D
XZ: I hope you’ll be in the next 3 hours?
Misanthrope: hz... I’m leaving, I’ll be back in half an hour and then I’ll be back.
parade:)xz: for the mineral 7 ))))
Misanthrope: well type of that))) on the passport focus))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1309
 28.01.2008
An excerpt from the story of the iPhone:

The study of the high-frequency characteristics of the phone required a model of a human head filled with gelatin to mimic the brain inside.

Steve Jobs knows people better than they know themselves.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1308
 28.01.2008
The Pipet! Work, in the room where the tech support sits, we put a camera so that we don’t sleep, don’t chew, and don’t smoke at work. Now the general manager can at any time from home see what we are doing here. I’t be surprised if they started broadcasting it on the company’s website, and then even text voting was launched, like whom to expel!=)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1307
 28.01.2008
Max <Gafa: If you have a son gay, what would you do?
Gafa <max: I’ll fuck him!
max <Gafa: O_o ))))

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1306
 28.01.2008
Rabbit_Imbicyl: We have a young man, so his wife expelled him from the house. It was nice to think of him after having sex with her:"Let’s take a look".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1305
 28.01.2008
<Swin> Guys, I just think that Ferrero Roosher is the evil Raffaello?! O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1304
 28.01.2008
I will be a carrier or a carrier.
I will be a docker.
What kind of kids will we have???
xxx let’s call them Nikifor and Martha))
The main thing is not to roast them afterwards.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1303
 28.01.2008
I send my friends to the lapchats (cats - he and she, both in the grove), to the subwoofer (senoval) for the night, take the edge of bread and water there, catching every mouse is: I hear the heart-hearted advice of households: "and you have them shrimp, visca...". Immediately the situation emerged: - the chef gives a thousand dollars, food for a week, wine, a beautiful girlfriend and a note - and grit: "You work...7 days... but take into account... we will not check anyway... ".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1302
 28.01.2008
<xxx> I live in New York. P.S. I watched the picture. A tractor cleansed the road. It cleans itself, slowly, right. I am standing at the stop. I hear the whispering pepper. I turned around, and there this machina drove into the cruiser, which was slowly in the hole. Here is this dialogue:
Fuck... what to do?
A lot of snow is now transferred here, promptly, gentlemen, promptly.
I wanted to wait until the owner of the car came... He would have them as quickly as his cruiser probably. xDDD

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1301
 28.01.2008
From the "Decade" forum:

Yesterday I reached 210 km/h. How to wash? I have a veil.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1300
 28.01.2008
xxx(22:01:48): Listen, he is deceiving me!! to

yyy(22:02:10): What did you get? 0 - O

xxx(22:02:56): I found his correspondence with some fool in the ass! Some of them... and the number is so familiar...I now dig all the contacts, but I know who she is!! to

xxx(23:01:40): Throw... by the way this is my assy number was....

yyy(23:01:42): )))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1299
 28.01.2008
YYY: I gave my ex only after six months!!! Do you want me to jump into bed with you right now?? to
Why did you break up with your ex?
yyy: he learned that the previous guy I gave up a week after dating...
xxx: o_0

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1298
 28.01.2008
Xerik83: all inets work like a clock
b1ack_ange1: smart as the clock, electricity sand (((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1297
 28.01.2008
xxx: Can you try and drink tea? Or do you eat it?
YYY: I can’t do it! I am sick, you understand!!! to
Relax, don’t be nervous, everything is fine.
YYY: I can’t do it!! I'm nervous... I'm nervous... I'm nervous... I'm sick... I don't want anything... I don't want anything... I don't want anything... I don't want anything.
Are you sure I am the only one pregnant?
YYYYYYYYYYYY I don’t know what kind of pregnancy you are. But you quietly smile and eat your salty cucumbers, and yeah!!! I am nervous and I am sick.

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