When the mobile company MTS came to Uzbekistan, the local population immediately deciphered the abbreviation as:"Me Tukhum Sotaman", which from Uzbek translates as - I sell eggs.

I get from wide pants.
A duplicate of valuable goods.
Fuck you! What I put in power,
After the collapse of the union.

I have seen Medvedev!! I live.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The translation said ? ? ?
XXX: I looked at it and went into shit.
Such a feeling that this garlic was personal to me, given the fact that all the pavements were washed with shampoo.
YYY: We have such a party) and you joined it.

Diz: Today in the bathroom in the shower saw a guy who was washing with a sponge to wash dishes O_O

xxx: In Norwegian, for example, it is probably called somewhat leverage. Arbrbrum is some...
yyy: Well, maybe they have cocks like that) And in Norway, argrbrumr is also a sound imitation of cocks)

I checked. In most peoples, the coconut speaks "coco", in Norwegian and Icelandic "gyeok".

And only in Latvian she cries "zeguse"!

Talk about the actions of the intelligence services
KIR: Yes, as always, they first catch someone, then find out that they didn’t catch them. Dadaev, he has already been caught eight times, and shot, and blasted him - and he is running alive.
Draconis: Hole, he had to cut his head – he’s a bitter man.

She: You and I are different, for example, I like to watch melodramas, and you like to watch films about aliens.
Don’t call orcs aliens!

OJSC "RosNano" buy from the population of 32 nails and two hundred nails!and :)
by LuoMan

A dinner for two:

He: Light, what shampoo are you going to be?
See also: Garnier
He: Okay, I will look for it.
He is fucking...

My favorite education is Kazakhstan.
The cost at the State University, 1 year of study - 220 000 our diners.(All cars are worse than Merin 2008). Buy a diploma of this universe - costs 300,000 our diners.with full documentation, checklist where all sessions are marked, participation in the lists of students for 5 years.
Fuck... let me buy it cheaper... sorry only, knowledge he does not give (

Discover the terrorist attacks. Fast, high quality and cheap.
of Belarus.

I did not think I would write, but my mom is seriously ill and the condition is not improving, please support, your positive energy will help her!

13:51:42: Oh that happiness was :D
13:51:47 What was it?
13:55:03: We launched the sandwashing camera at the shop, no matter what it is. And one of the workers of her service that same day got drunk and fell asleep there, hugged with this sandwasher. He gave an explanation today. "I, such-as-as, such-as number washed the launch of the sandwashing camera for its good work." On the operative morning read, penetrated and decided not to punish it :-D

14:53:43 [OgeccuT] say something like that.. so that the moustaches on the skin go)
14:54:34 [Cristaliz] Gay parade

Medvedev found a way to make drugs on the Internet."

The president is missing.

burzum: I went yesterday with a friend in the elevator, accidentally pressing the elevator call button
Listening to elevator
friend: two meat grills grill, spatial sauce cheese, cucumbers, salad and onion all on a bakery with a mouthpiece!!! to
Elevator (30 seconds of thought) your order is ready!
Tags: I was crying

I bought a carpet with the inscription DANGER!!My husband said I should wear it 5 days a month.

The Prisoner:
We go with the red in the park. In front of her, a young mother cheats her little son. He notices a redhead and threatens his son, saying:
- You will behave badly - that big bald uncle will punish you!
The child smiles in his mouth:
It will not punish!
Why not punish it? Mami is stumbling. Look what a terrible uncle!
"The Terrible Uncle" is pushing the bark with all his strength. The child criticizes his mother:
Uncle is not good, uncle is good. There is a son in our garden. And he kisses him. So 100 if you will behave foolishly, he will punish you!
"The Terrible Uncle" can’t stand and jump out of laughter. The punch mom takes the baby under the mouse and grows in horror.

No, it is not like people.
After drinking I wake up in an unfamiliar place.
I know, with an unknown guy.
Oh yeah, I am...
xxx:Wake up at home, the computer is on, and on the download - the WoW game client
I’d better wake up with my boyfriend.

The action takes place in honey.
Prepod is late for 30 minutes, our already spit into the ceiling - to do a nephig. There is one who pronounces the tirade: "Vasya (prepod) podi is now awake, fries an egg and thinks: here is the fucking, late, no, anyway these fools don't know the farm and don't learn it." At the same time, he says this, sitting at the lecture table and playing something on the phone. At this moment there is a rushing...