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[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1296
 27.01.2008
Not sleeping a niche.
Shrek: that
At 2 p.m. I have a mob. He calls and asks Laura. I sent him three times, but then I realized that I needed to talk. This man says "Let’s get it done! I call my girlfriend, Lera, and a man takes the phone. How do I understand it?" Well, I thought, I said, "Bless probably your Lera". No more phone calls.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1295
 27.01.2008
List of factions of "United Russia" from Wikipedia:
and 136. Ruslan Hajabiyakov
by 140. Spartak Akhmetov
by 141. Engels Kulmuhametov
by 143. by Ramiel Iskuzhin
by 144. Alexander Furman
by 145. Ernst Isaev
and 146. Sally Murzabaeva
by 147. Alexei Sabadash
by 148. Marshall Yusupov
by 149. by Ildar Himalettinov
by 150. Rinath Sagitov
and 151. Murat Kiyekbayev
and 152. Irshat Fahritdinov
by 153. Marina Mukabenova
and 154. Vasily Kuznetsov
and 155. Rizvanagadi Isaev
and 156. Assanbuba Nurburbegov
by 157. Moses of Manar
and 158. Adam Amirilev
and 159. Tagged saffron
by 160. Shizri Shishai
and 161. Mahomet Gajiev
and 162. Mahomedkadi Gasanov
and 163. Belan Hamchiev
and 164. Adalby Shagoshev
and 165. Yuri Vasilyev
and 166. Mikhail Zalikhanov
and 167. Rostislav Goldstein
O O O )

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1294
 27.01.2008
by Gella:
Yesterday in the communication room:
Male: Girl, tell me, is Beeline MTs?
Cascade: No
Man: and why?
The row and the cashier just frowned))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1293
 27.01.2008
Maximus
And I’ve broken up 8-)
Maximus
Defeated that

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1292
 27.01.2008
Arthur Squall
Meanwhile, I’m going to be crazy again!! There is as much positive charge in me as in the atomic bomb!!!! to
Morween
Positive Atomic Bomb

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1291
 27.01.2008
Continuation of the topic of the Kttai Nokia.

We also had one in the group.
Everybody pursues the hole.
The Baton: Halal
I told him about 7,000.
Kooler: not real, it is me a hundred poodle n95
Kooler: How I roasted when he brought
Kooler: there was the front camera sticker :-D

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №1290
 27.01.2008
Good Hoi (17:21:07)how to write better
Good Hoi (17:21:10) 5 seconds
Good Morning (17:22:29) Wife, Hello!
Do you remember studying together at school?
Write about yourself.

The answer is: Hi!
I drink, smoke and take drugs.
I’m not married and I’m not going.
Gluk (17:22:43) wrote well. Goodly
Good Hoi (17:23:30)or adjectives to write more?
Gluk (17:23:54) mmm...you didn’t write any
Good Morning (17:24:02)
Gluk (17:24:30) write more
Good Morning (17:25:17) Hello!
I drink more, smoke more.
I take more drugs.
Still not married and
I am not going anymore.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1289
 27.01.2008
M: I’ve been stuck all morning.
M: And they were still quarrelling after when he asked what it was about (
I: Because of what?
M: I went to America for two weeks and didn’t take her with me
I :)))
A: Is it serious?
M is serious!
M: Her dream was like that.
M: Then I started singing the American anthem and already specifically picked it up, in full.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №1288
 27.01.2008
A new, more flexible, smiley system:
- <o_O>Huawei</o_O>

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1287
 27.01.2008
Library msgina.dll (WXP Pro rus, 5.1.2600.0), we open any resource editor, we go Dialod > 2210 (this is the window "Registering events of completion of work", but it is this window I did not see to ever show the user, so this is the way), we read the 4th line from the entry "CONTROL" (this is apparently the text of the example cause of completion of work), and what we see:
The computer became very bad, and he decided to stop his suffering.
Is it a joke of translators?
c) L. Lomalkin

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1286
 27.01.2008
They decided to go to nature with the lines, drinking water, beer, shale, etc.
In general, we came, broke up, put clothes, time and shells, well, in general, we sent two men for wood, and it was necessary to send a dester and a dwarf for wood. Destro in the real was engaged in powerlifting, and the gnom was 120 kg :-)
Well, what did you think, these two on their shoulders brought a telegraph stall 6 meters long, and it was in the woods... Fuck whom to send!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1285
 27.01.2008
xxx: Those who stood smoking on the roof, go out 2 admin after lunch, one cries and says:
Cats, the cats go back.
- No, it will not work, this is the message of delivery, - replies the second)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1284
 27.01.2008
Hi to you!! to
I was told that I am the only one who has the right to download pictures from Basha!!! thank you!! to
Where can we find them?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1283
 27.01.2008
Where is the logic of the customers?

- The order center, Lana, good night!
Can I make an order?
Yes, what do you want to order?
The Solution
Which exactly?
Wait a moment, I'll find him right now, I just thought you didn't work at this time!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1282
 27.01.2008
Talk in the ass after drinking)))

Blogmix: Did I struggle with someone yesterday?
The Maniac: Ugu
Maniac: with me))) and something hurts?)
Blogmix: at the mine from the back of the nora is broken, and only noticed at home)
Maniac: What is broken up?
Blogmix is fucking!
Blogmix: the foot)))))
Blogmix: All is OK with Nora)))

Five minutes later...

Blogmix: you know what the mine has? ?
Maniac by Nora?
Blogmix: go on!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1281
 27.01.2008
Nick: Let’s drink a beer? I have vodka.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1280
 27.01.2008
Pulled up reading the news on the phrase "Suspicious objects inside the car were shot... " O_o

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1279
 27.01.2008
The Exam. The man comes in. Give a ticket, get a ticket.
Q: What kind of ticket?
H is 15.
Prep takes the score put 5 gives the guy, takes the ticket. Chel in Ahuya dropped his jaw.
Q: What should I say?
He said, “Hurra! I am not going to the army!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1278
 27.01.2008
XXX is
Hi to you!
My name is Yuri, please joke and complain.
I am 90/60/90 with a sense of humor.
I love drinking tea with a beautiful girl.
On the roof of the house,
In the dark street,
In the woods of the frogs,
On the fucking wheel.
in the sample,
In the forest field
A t-shirt in one room.

How are you having fun? and :)

Randomized
You, with such proportions of young people, need a plastic surgeon, they will make you a expensive transgender.

XXX is
I did not ask you, young girl.

Randomized
I write to you too, though.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1277
 27.01.2008
Anya: Hi Irusik!! to
Ira: Hi Anusik!
IRA : Oh

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