My computer is better than yours!
Q: How much operating memory does it have?
XXX is 1 TB.
YYY: Yes of course. What is the processor frequency?
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Unambiguously, like you, everything is easy and simple. The child came home, there were breweries with beer in front of the horror TV, and all the motivation cranes. And the roots and the grass of the lazy monkey will surely make man.
Maybe his mommy is all in touch, his father is chasing the tank, and Maryvanna only thinks that she is paid little, and again without additional payment will not move her finger and open her mouth? Where does the poor student go?

14.03.2016 by
Yesterday I threw a tree.
You are good.
I didn’t hold until May.
The Fast Shot

I fought with my husband once. He was so upset that he even went away, psychotic.
After 8 days of mutual ignorance, this night in the social network such correspondence between us arose:
I: How are you going, how are you going?
He: Yes, everything is okay in my life, except that my wife is a sting.
I: Fuck, I sincerely sympathize with you, I understand you very well: the husband himself is a fool!
I: You would come, we would at least be sorry for each other, since both of us had no personal life.

At the end of the day I came, sorry, fucking. It’s been 5 years "I regret". The two children have already "regretted".

My girlfriend said she loves Tarantino’s movies. I decided to watch with her "Angry Dogs". On the first scene, where they are sitting in a cafe, she points to Tarantino and asks, “What is the name of this actor?”

The FDP is pleased:
XHHH: Post about fanfics. Our "specialist on content policy" (copywriter in the personal language of the piar) has been dismissed. We have been looking for a new employee for 3 weeks. The manager told me to interview me. I previously worked as a copywriter.
There comes to us a puddle: an iroquois head in a lacquer, switches, trekking crosses... Is there only no beard?
I’m creative, I’m positive, I’m a millennial... Startup, coworking, facade, motivation, digital integration...
Okay, I say, write a dictionary. And I think myself: “Nah surrendered, hipster.” “I used to see them, they were workers like an elephant jeweller.
He: "Oh, and why do you not use online dictators?"
People like you want to smoke.
The future, the future, the future...
Then, when the startupman left, we laughed over the dictator. The reporter spoke with relief.
Oh yeah yes. He graduated from MGU.

The Russian army is not as terrible as its manoeuvres.

I hit them with the SMS advertising of mosquito networks, called them, with the full seriousness of the type (and I barely contain myself) I consult, order a measurement at the home of the networks, call the address of Pereperdishchev 18-37, asked to repeat, ticked!
Ask me if you are mocking me I am with a proud look and rough answer that yes, I am mocking, and we like another person 50 in a random order will call :) More often SMS mailing is said to arrange :)

xxx: Question from the anime series "My Little Pony". MLP has an unexpectedly large number of adult fans around the world, mostly men. What do fans find in it?

YYY: I believe that in mlp a coded signal is transmitted from reptilians from the Nibiru. Those who watch the series are their hidden programmed agents, and they themselves don’t know. They activate when the invasion begins.

Zzzz: Do not burn the office!

I love the excuses of the losers: but the dog needs only love, money does not need it. andquot;
People also need love. They just understand that a partner who has gone to work is unlikely to love anyone but themselves.
And the dogs you just use, lettuce.

Galatea23: эх, my albansk...
Galatea23: I look at a black-and-white photo where children in cravings write: "Religion is a fool, down the pops." I read: "Religion is a fool of the dolpyops"

SergeyNik: the pool is evil. I drank all the alcohol in the house with him.
abx: with the refrigerator I somehow boiled, but with the pool...

One of the comments on the news about the departure of Bu Anderson from Autovaz:
They said, the place is cursed.

<chh> An elderly German woman was sitting in front of me in the bus. In her wallet, where women usually keep photos of children and husbands, I saw a young Tom Cruise cut out of a newspaper. Chess and mat, the optimists.
<yyy> Maybe it was Tom Cruise’s mom!

Here they are outraged that children come to school to talk and eat. Adults come to work for the same. Studying and working is just an inevitable accompanying evil. If money was given just like that, almost no one would work.

XXX: The Nose

xxx: I just wrote “nose” with my nose! ))

Tagged: penis

Little boy, how old are you?
and 15!
I was 16 at your age.

What if a daughter is born?
No other girls! I will have two sons!
The Brothers Vachovsky also thought so.

seriously?

In Estonia, a publicity campaign has been launched urging citizens to do the need in the bathroom to reduce water consumption.

It became interesting, google-gugliel, found only links to websites "Militia of Novorossiya" and "Russian Spring." It seems that the Estonians themselves are not aware.

"I accidentally indicated rubles in the account instead of hryvnia, what to do?"
" well, change back and forth"
10 minutes later
"b-d, who changed the name of rubles to hryvnia in the currency reference book?"