Chelyabinsky sisadmines are so harsh that they have taught their servers to execute the command " pretend dead".

I have prepared so many funny answers for them, and Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t all go and don’t all go.

I went to Yandex. There are examples of use for the game: Paternity.
The meaning is simple: you kill the name and surname, and Yandex based on the search results will pick the paternity.
So, first killed himself (but I am not famous and therefore Yandex could not give out my paternity), then killed Vladimir Zhirinovsky, after which he saw what was expected: Wolfovich.
He killed Steve Jobs.
Users of the runnet believe that Steve Jobs has the paternity of a dwarf.
WALLASSER

There are such decisions after the adoption of which the cockroaches in the head applaud standing!!! to

by 111
I have to kill and steal.
by 111
This is the only honest way to earn a buffalo.

News from Ukrnet
"The Deputy-regional broke down on the benzin price stand"
The price is indicative.)

I write to my younger brother (he is a student):

I am (20:39):
How is it, Mom?

He is (20:39):
Normal gray pigs killed you greetings from her

I am afraid to guess........

Today I realized how dependent I am on the internet.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: I sit at work, in a dimly illuminated room, climbing the internet.
I decided I needed to rest and smoke.
XXX: He went out, smoked, got his phone and started the opera.

<Vtec> fucking what to add to sweet sticks (shredder)!!? Scuck, fig stop, worse seamless
<good_yych> yes, it’s not a bit of heroin for you

Toša: After I was in the hospital for 2 weeks, I was very disappointed in German cinema (

SBP: the sectants came, brought the postcard.
Jehovah’s Witnesses annually celebrate the anniversary of Jesus’ death. This year, the celebration will take place on Sunday, April 17, after sunset.
sbp: that they celebrate and celebrate it is already five, and the end of the "after sunset" gives the event a special charm
Intrigue, I would say.
sbp: it seems that something was confused in the printing, and a paragraph from the Satanist leaflet came into the layout =)

I read about the failure of brands:

Bledina

It is even strange why the brand with this name did not get the Russian consumer's deserved respect. Excellent baby food from Danon was appreciated throughout Europe. For some reason it did not survive.

According to the "Evening Kiev", the dwarf in January caught one of the workers of the zoo, ran into the corner and for some reason wrapped his finger in the anal hole. This treatment of the bird led to the fact that the frog died from a heartbreak.

The city of Ivanovo. The Coffee. A phone call at the next table:
"I am now in Yaroslavl"...

A friend told me about mega epic. He said he fought a lot with the girl and hadn’t talked for a long time. Then he made it difficult to convince her to meet. He wanted to do something pleasant, to reconcile. And here, he says, he came to the specified place and sees her at the end of the street going to meet. Well, he went to meet her, and in front of her was a girl and when she passed by him, he reflected around... A month later they still reconciled :)

I spent two days at work, not choking. At night, the shops are closed. I went home to a friend (he lives closer). A friend gets the semi-fabricates in the refrigerator and to the plate - to scratch the hot, I cut the salad. A friend is frightened by something rubbing, crushing, roasting, disturbing. I ask :
Oh shit, what are you?
I’m going to cook it, he responds.
I have understood. What exactly?
- Pasta under cheese, wheat, hunting sausages, sausage and tomato sauce, - here we both at the same time "feed" in the stomach. It is called "Dedicate, creature!"

xxx are you here?
xxx to give?
YYY: You are not
xxx is it?
YYY: I will not give you
XXX: Sorry, but I’m on a different issue.

What did you give for March 8th? 10 times! and Neil! It is a rose...

Have I heard the number 10 here?

A deadly man on the street asked me today.
He comes and says, “Are you afraid of the fish?”

I thought a little about what to answer. He seemed to have been unconscious...

I say, I am not afraid...

He pulls off his jacket. He has a T-shirt on his strong chest, and a Reebok inscription on his T-shirt.
He asks: Are you afraid now?

I have to admit, I am afraid ?

Manager: Unfortunately there is no black body available, only pink remains ((!!!! to
Buyer of OOO!!! I have a beautiful blonde wife!! to