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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1256
 26.01.2008
I listened to Europe today. Children are burning!
The “Gender War” is going on, neither he nor she answered the questions, the last one is asked. Whoever answers correctly first wins.
How many letters are in the word "computer"?
She is eight!
He is eight!! to
The girl won, the girl blabbled.

I'm sitting in a shuffle - what, in a compact really 8 bucks? O_O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1255
 26.01.2008
and haaa)
You and you are just a miracle!
Your satus: "A whole day with a loved one is no better! =)."
her status: "Oh, my fifth point..))."
I smell 😉

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1254
 26.01.2008
support (13:26:31 24/01/2008)
I listen to children’s songs.
that I have snow, that I have cold, that I have rain when my friends are with me))))
support (13:26:36 24/01/2008)
Sorry, but not there.)
customer (13:26:41 24/01/2008)
The horror...
This is a professional support :D

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1253
 26.01.2008
"Huyak" (c) Alisha Yakovenko
The Secrets of the World
We cannot understand by science.
The key to knowledge will not help.
Everything will run out of hand again.
Forget your conclusion,
Your will change your mind!
Why an elephant pedal drive?
This is not what you are looking for meaning.
Not counting engineers.
Mathematics is weak.
The physicists do not know measures.
Calculation of fate.
No one has answered yet.
To all questions the words: "How?"
I will uncover this secret.
The answer is "Huyak!"
The fucking! And the dams were raised.
The fucking! Cities have risen.
The fucking! The brigands are drowning.
The fucking! And a star falls.
The fucking! And the plane crashed.
The fucking! And interrupted the way.
The fucking! You were born to the light.
No, you will die somehow.
The shit is a big reason.
Hook is the basis of all foundations.
No power of time.
The greatest of words.
If someone is sad
He will ask you: "How?"
Respond honestly and thoroughly,
This is very clear: "Huyak!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1252
 26.01.2008
Good night, the kids in which showed the Czech cartoons about the crot should have begun with the phrase "Hi baby, today we will continue to blow up your little brain!"

The pool.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1251
 26.01.2008
"I can’t write, I can’t urinate"
How did I read this phrase from "The Horse’s Surname" in the 8th grade?? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1250
 26.01.2008
I live in a shelter, my neighbor got tired of sleeping on the old Soviet bed and he decided to make a new one.
To the most original people who think that their questions will be very unexpected and that no one has asked me such questions, I want to say:
I build, craft (constructed, mastered, build) a bed!
Yes, I checked for strength!
And the blow too!
And dynamic as well.
And I, blatantly, am not dumb, and I know that before screwing the screw, you have to drill the hole with a small drill.
I have seen these cracks, I am not interested in them!
Yes, I built it myself.In the corridor!Yes, I will buy a mattress later!
I am Pope Carlo.
Since the bed is tested for strength, it is not possible to install it again experimentally!
Thank you for your understanding."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1249
 26.01.2008
LayK(@): Senya Kora... We sat in the morning in the office, everyone came except the accountants. And she always walks in such a long coat. And the caroch rushes into the office today, loosing the coat in a hurry with pathos and noise... And on it the flow of a blouse, boots and socks... And that’s all! Clients f shock, we are rjom nihom, and she:
by Blia! The calf broke!
The fact that the jupiter lacks she ignored o_o

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1248
 26.01.2008
From the forum, discussing "who are you/Sofia"

I am an eagle. I can't sleep two days, I can sleep two days. I sleep in an arbitrary order.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №1247
 26.01.2008
The shortest we argued, which is cooler, a cat or a bicycle

YYY: Does the cat mean such an animal?

xxx: and

YYY: YYYY...

yyy: strange that you did not argue - which is cooler - the USSR constitution, or anal sex

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1246
 26.01.2008
My good friend taught my girlfriend how to use MMS on the phone. She asked him to find the place from where he was calling her.
So he broke his cracked phone and now goes with some nutscreen, because he had to get out of sensitive situations.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1245
 26.01.2008
A candidate for president of the United States called Putin the president of Germany))) because of what he spoke in German, he introduced. by Scuco. Bush was in Austria at the time. I called it Australia... And now the question: The most stupid nation in the world?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1244
 26.01.2008
by Tossha:
understand...

by Tossha:
I will work on it briefly. Although it is not easy

by Tossha:
is not easy

by Tossha:
Even difficult

by Tossha:
very difficult

by Tossha:
unrealistic

by Tossha:
impossible

by Tossha:
I will not do

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1243
 26.01.2008
I’m in shock...our children’s shelter... developed a landscape project for its territory called the “Green Mile.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1242
 26.01.2008
December 21, 2012 - the end of the Maya calendar cycle, one of the most anticipated ends of the world.
I need to write it in the diary :)
He: In general, I invite you to the next meeting of the end of the world :) We will meet well.
I’ll ask my husband.
......
She: My husband said it is a family holiday, we will celebrate it at home :)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №1241
 26.01.2008
Discussion of the upcoming interview:

How, are you prepared?
I even shaved the eggs! 😉 😉
Grach: Lord of the world! How can I protect my ears from the wickedness of this human-like monkey?? to
The voice above:
My daughter, Nihua is unrealistic! This pepper was made in my image and likeness... and the blind was made at the moment when I was leaving the sorting with the newspaper Life...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №1240
 26.01.2008
Hopefully the drunken man succeeded. The derivative of drunkenness is when in the morning you give up the glass and continue to buckle for the money you earned. Drunkenness is called fundamental if the second derivative is not equal to zero :)
Profile: I have stumbled here. If you take a simple beer of 20 p. bottle and take a container of 1 p. then you need to buy 400 bottles of beer. The first derivative will be 20 bottles, the second derivative 1 bottle. If you drink first 8 bottles for 50 days, then 5 bottles for 4 days and another bottle for the last day. 8,000 r. and 55 days.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №1239
 26.01.2008
<VoIP> are you a masochist? It is 64K.
<VorteX> I am a boy

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1238
 26.01.2008
The writer.
In the words of "Doctor" Wikipedia issued:
The Ministry of Magic
Relevance: 100.0%

Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation
Relevance is 98.2%

Now it is clear who is the leader in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1237
 26.01.2008
I read stories on mayl.ru. It should be noted that I was dressed decently: black bandana, sunglasses, and some gold accessories in the form of chains, etc. It looks like a foreigner.”
It seems to me that the hero is mistaken.

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