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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46092
 17.04.2011
In our military department, two students were late reporting who were and why were late:
Student Ryazanov of the Queen
Colonel and you?
The Queen’s Student.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46091
 17.04.2011
I bought a fresh cheese. Please burn the cheese.
Oh my dear, let me better make you pass, and you will burn what you need there.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46090
 17.04.2011
XXX: The roof of shit. Do you know how to fashion photography?
xxx: Status "Do not fuck me". All the images were mixed, it was "abby me perna"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46089
 17.04.2011

The Water Engine Forum

Forced to sleep right in the boat under the open sky, well still warm and there was no rainfall.
In the morning, I was awakened by someone’s thump and whistle.

I thought "Here are the goats!!and "
It looked like a goat...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46088
 17.04.2011
I knew one from Greece, but it was a village bicycle.
Do you, Russians, have such an expression?
2: In the sense, as a 'dumb man' or curved legs?
1 is no. In the sense of "everyone can ride".

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46087
 17.04.2011
X: with licking...
Y: What are you lying?
X: UPS

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46086
 17.04.2011
There was a circus with water (the neighbors had something leaked) knocking into their apartment, a child’s voice:
Who is there?
You have a leak in the bathroom.
I know

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №46085
 17.04.2011
In the ophthope, the telecome recently asked which knot to look at
The first option is "Deep throat"
XHH: the type and what he is about
Someone replied: The movie is a catastrophe.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46084
 17.04.2011
I have a Ikea catalogue. There the set of furniture for the garden is called in Latin SVALKA, in Russian it was shamefully translated as SVALK =)

[ + 84 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46083
 17.04.2011
Dedicated to all the girls who say, "All the guys are the same."I would be a decent girl, I would not know all the guys!

[ + 70 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46082
 17.04.2011
Add to herb. It was put on the country by 99.9% of its population.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46081
 17.04.2011
Economics lectures for dentists
Lecturer: Where to get the money? You can sell goods. What can you sell? (referred to by Service)
The students thought, “Hello!”! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46080
 17.04.2011
Insulted to the whole world, Galia took two empty cages and walked through the crowded streets.

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46079
 17.04.2011
xxx: well what do you know about shocks... here to find out that Joker in the cartoons about Batman is sounded by Luke Skywalker, here is the fucking world turned!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46078
 17.04.2011
She: What is your height?
You have 197?
It is: 150
It is: mm, comfortable, by belt

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46077
 17.04.2011
Was it strange that there were no news from Japan in the last few days? No more Japanese O_o?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46076
 17.04.2011
A nephew is taught to read by slogans.
M – How will it be?
by Ma.
The young man. And the opposite? A – How will it be?
...??? to
Let me tell you. What does your mom say to you when you don’t eat?
A thoughtful look, a long silence:
Eat it faster!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46075
 17.04.2011
I went to the store, I watched the iPhone 4, took a look, went to the notes, two records:
Iphone, how are you here without me?
Hello to you! It is normal!!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46074
 17.04.2011
in the forum.

Advice a sedative. Only to be cheap as possible and sold without a prescription

Nina: Here is a good recipe.
You settle on a backward farm with a dojarka, where you breast cows by hand.You have a group of cows 30 pieces. They dozen three times a day. Morning at 5 p.m., daytime at 13 p.m. and evening at 20. Within a week, all psychosaccharides will be removed with the hand.

[ + 109 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46073
 17.04.2011
Two apples on the table, take the red one.
Where is?
A table in front of you. A plate on it. On the plate of apples. Take the red.
The table? Wooden like this, under a white rack?
There is one table in the room. Take an apple.
Which one? There is a plate, a cup of tea, a basket of bakeries. Potatoes with cinnamon, with maca and three cakes.
We don’t need pancakes. Take a red apple from the plate.
From a white plate to a green flower?
You can have any dish, it doesn’t matter. Take a red apple.
Green or Red?
and red.
With the hand?

You listened to a passage from the standard conversation of the client with the TP operator. I have a very pleasant, easy and calm job!)
by Morihel

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