In our military department, two students were late reporting who were and why were late:
Student Ryazanov of the Queen
Colonel and you?
The Queen’s Student.

I bought a fresh cheese. Please burn the cheese.
Oh my dear, let me better make you pass, and you will burn what you need there.

XXX: The roof of shit. Do you know how to fashion photography?
xxx: Status "Do not fuck me". All the images were mixed, it was "abby me perna"

The Water Engine Forum

Forced to sleep right in the boat under the open sky, well still warm and there was no rainfall.
In the morning, I was awakened by someone’s thump and whistle.

I thought "Here are the goats!!and "
It looked like a goat...

I knew one from Greece, but it was a village bicycle.
Do you, Russians, have such an expression?
2: In the sense, as a 'dumb man' or curved legs?
1 is no. In the sense of "everyone can ride".

X: with licking...
Y: What are you lying?
X: UPS

There was a circus with water (the neighbors had something leaked) knocking into their apartment, a child’s voice:
Who is there?
You have a leak in the bathroom.
I know

In the ophthope, the telecome recently asked which knot to look at
The first option is "Deep throat"
XHH: the type and what he is about
Someone replied: The movie is a catastrophe.

I have a Ikea catalogue. There the set of furniture for the garden is called in Latin SVALKA, in Russian it was shamefully translated as SVALK =)

Dedicated to all the girls who say, "All the guys are the same."I would be a decent girl, I would not know all the guys!

Add to herb. It was put on the country by 99.9% of its population.

Economics lectures for dentists
Lecturer: Where to get the money? You can sell goods. What can you sell? (referred to by Service)
The students thought, “Hello!”! to

Insulted to the whole world, Galia took two empty cages and walked through the crowded streets.

xxx: well what do you know about shocks... here to find out that Joker in the cartoons about Batman is sounded by Luke Skywalker, here is the fucking world turned!! to

She: What is your height?
You have 197?
It is: 150
It is: mm, comfortable, by belt

Was it strange that there were no news from Japan in the last few days? No more Japanese O_o?

A nephew is taught to read by slogans.
M – How will it be?
by Ma.
The young man. And the opposite? A – How will it be?
...??? to
Let me tell you. What does your mom say to you when you don’t eat?
A thoughtful look, a long silence:
Eat it faster!! to

I went to the store, I watched the iPhone 4, took a look, went to the notes, two records:
Iphone, how are you here without me?
Hello to you! It is normal!!! to

in the forum.

Advice a sedative. Only to be cheap as possible and sold without a prescription

Nina: Here is a good recipe.
You settle on a backward farm with a dojarka, where you breast cows by hand.You have a group of cows 30 pieces. They dozen three times a day. Morning at 5 p.m., daytime at 13 p.m. and evening at 20. Within a week, all psychosaccharides will be removed with the hand.

Two apples on the table, take the red one.
Where is?
A table in front of you. A plate on it. On the plate of apples. Take the red.
The table? Wooden like this, under a white rack?
There is one table in the room. Take an apple.
Which one? There is a plate, a cup of tea, a basket of bakeries. Potatoes with cinnamon, with maca and three cakes.
We don’t need pancakes. Take a red apple from the plate.
From a white plate to a green flower?
You can have any dish, it doesn’t matter. Take a red apple.
Green or Red?
and red.
With the hand?

You listened to a passage from the standard conversation of the client with the TP operator. I have a very pleasant, easy and calm job!)
by Morihel