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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12162
 05.11.2008
Do we have something to eat?

Eat everything you find in the refrigerator.

Oh you, my mistress! Did you make the ice yourself?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12161
 05.11.2008
Pipet, here in our managers the clowns put the partition... at first brought it whole, it does not naturally enter the door - took, brought in parts, put the frame, realized that the glasses do not fit the carousel, took away. I installed part of the glass. Now the part that adjacent to the wall - does not fit in size - took away. Where the door - at the bottom is a dull piece of plastic pinched, as if the size was tailored obviously so... Even when installing another panel, a piece of centimeter will remain 20-30. The door between marketers and managers is only opened and closed by marketers. You can enter, lock the managers and leave, and they will be selected through the window.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12160
 05.11.2008
I watched the stage today. The girl who will accept orders for the creation of websites tries to convey to the designer what customers would like to see like this:
Girl: Well, here it must be a gradient.
Design: so blurred or gradient
You are a designer, you know what it is.
Then he does the following – takes off his glasses, clothes her and says:
Designer: This is so - blurred, but this is how (taking off the glasses and pressing a finger on the LCD monitor) the gradients went, so what did you want to see the customer?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12159
 05.11.2008
You don’t know what morning sex is.
It is something sensitive and touching when the eyes are not opened after sleep.
You are already fucking.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12158
 05.11.2008
and what? Looking for a girl with breasts and brains? The evil is missing! Set up the inet-set; remove the width, or swing badly-ok; and how...and where to look...and what to do...and the screen is blue...and the processor whispers on me, girl, help me, what do I do?!!Are you me?The natural blonde!! These questions ask?Look in the mirror and take an IQ test, then I’ll say maybe! Most of you are no different from the "foolish babies"; have finished the PTU and are you running out of IT-shnickers? What is a connector???90% of you are asking! Breasts to you? What will you do with them? Shaken in ecstasy from what you saw??? Be men, not drummers, inventing “citates” about the dam-nedam-damnones...Tfu! Shame on the technicians. Shake in silence and if you "no have been given"-do not be ashamed!
Apologies for Napping.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12157
 05.11.2008
Our roadmen have a car that fills the holes with gravel and fills with bitumen. Now cats appear on the roads in the city instead of dams.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12156
 05.11.2008
[13:38:58] The stranger says: I write with an eighth degree
[13:41:29] The Wanderer Says: Features of the Morphological-Functional Organization of the Actinic Cytoskeleton Infusion of Paramecium caudatum
[13:42:37] Taxo says: and there can also write a diploma?? to
[13:42:59] The stranger says: there can still be 5 doctors to defend or 6 or maybe more.
[13:43:42] Taxo says: How did I think mankind knew everything about infusion?
[13:44:08] The stranger says that mankind doesn’t know everything.
[13:45:03] Taxo says: But one thing pleases
[13:45:15] Taxo says: infusions about us don’t know your fuck!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12155
 05.11.2008
Quotes for Dreamer and Other Storytellers:
Before you do?
I sit on a pair, fuck students, tremble, smoke grass and drink vodka.
I would have thrown you out ? ?
It won’t work, I’m a preacher.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12154
 05.11.2008
Life is flying unnoticed and you are already deep in ten.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12153
 05.11.2008
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delete all data from the hard drive when recycling, selling or
transmission of the computer. Data can be physically destroyed by tapping
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magnet; then it will be impossible to read the data. But we
We recommend using specially designed for these purposes.
Programs (paid) or services (also paid)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12152
 05.11.2008
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2nd?
1: I bought a new toothbrush in my mouth and toilet paper for my ass.
1: A brush with a blue scarf turned out to be pink, and 4 rolls of ass paper turned out to be 2 rolls of eco-friendly paper towels.
2: Do you crack?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12151
 05.11.2008
4p3
I bought the Hubble Telescope.

Lancaster
O_O

4p3
But this is... a reminder.

Lancaster
( ) Agree to

4p3
Now the nail.

4p3
"We suggest to increase the member"

4p3
It is a prelude.

Lancaster
It is logical)

that further

4p3
The next letter

4p3
"If you do not want to increase the member, we can increase the site visitor"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12150
 05.11.2008
Just strength...
Remember this quote?

Yyy Cerber is a dog with three heads.

xxx O_o, so he can pronounce the letters X, U and Y at the same time...

So here... he sat for 30 minutes at the comp, recorded each letter with the microphone, and launched three vinamps and tried to repeat.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12149
 05.11.2008
Skeptik: I bought an MP3 compilation with Alice yesterday. He returned home with a sixth bowl. He listened a little and rolled it on the cassette. Imho, on the cassette sound is more decent, although it is chewed already. Maybe I’m just used to it?! to
XPEH: Just have a TDC cassette recorded at the International, and mp3 digitized from the MK90-5 cassette on Spring 205-1.
Xpeh: Cry, how old I am 0_o

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12148
 05.11.2008
I sleep. I dream that I woke up, came to work without a shirt, and I run home red... I wake up, I am terribly happy that it is a dream, there are five minutes left. I fall asleep, I think... in my dreams I see again coming to work without a shirt. I smile, I think it is nonsense. It is dream. But when the boss brought me to the side and said that my sweater dress is beautiful, but very short...I did not understand the trick at first.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12147
 05.11.2008
Today is a fun day.
Today the girl seller held a workshop on digital and mirror cameras
Well what does it matter about photics, at the end of the seminar says- "Now I will show you the photographs taken by mirror and the number to see the differences"
the memory card, and puts in the plasma with the card reader
In the room a collective shock, there is a photo where she was in what mother gave birth
I lost memory cards.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12146
 05.11.2008
Oh yeah, you know, friend, somehow it is a reference to me to try the recipes written by a girl with a nick Redisotka Perdisotka...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12145
 05.11.2008
Damn, how do you do a job here...and have nothing to do?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12144
 04.11.2008
Welcome to the Operator.
Thirty Years!!!! Search for Worm32.EbatKolotit
to remove? to cure? to fuck?

DanSt (17:52:41 31/10/2008)
fucking

DanSt (17:53:32 31/10/2008)
system message: *the virus in horror crashed into the bottom of the screw waiting for better times*

Vvs (17:53:46 31/10/2008)
Thousands
The virus is fucking!! to
The system was restored after a serious error.
Throw yourself on the back of the chair, relax and watch the process of upgrades.

Vvs (17:54:26 31/10/2008)
Lack of Internet connection. Management is transferred to chatbot.

DanSt (18:28:13 31/10/2008)
system notification: *virus "Worm32.EbatKolotit" showed the nose from the subsoil of the Winston Church and was fooled once more*
System Request: Fucks again to be irrelevant? Should I fuck him a few times? Let it go, let it go, let it go

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12143
 04.11.2008
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