How to deactivate an 8-year-old child?
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Zzz: Just like a cat.
XXX: I found a way! She’s scared of the poster of Rammstein, she doesn’t like how Til looks at her :D She’s scared and now sits quietly :D
I feel like an evil :D

What a beautiful country we live in. All are so polite. Specifically, there is a megaphone on the street that wishes all residents of the district a quiet night at 3 a.m. Thank you fucking.

Do you have condoms scattered throughout the apartment?
I: Well, that’s better than the children scattered around the apartment.

XHH: On the street today is minus 10, I am so frozen, my fingers almost dropped, all day I am like a piece of ice. They are already shrinking!
JOHN: Who is it? O_0

My mother boasts:
I watched the movie without translation, in English! I understood almost everything!
What is the movie about?
About the waters...
And what did they say?
- Well "Okay", "Split" and what else...

xxx: for an onion with a good balance ask for 6 thousand T_t
YYY: Probably the Elphic work...

X: Tell me, how can you convince your psychiatrist that the Pelmen have their own civilization?? to
y: Say that every time you cook them - they are constantly rebelling against the regime - then more than three are gathered together, clinging together, then in general they emerge friendly and bullshit!!! to

I am a candidate for the Duma. Interview a woman aged 25-30 years.
He asks: Tell me, and your election promises, are you actually going to follow them?
I think: Wolf followed, he withdrew from the elections of the SC...
Do you tell the truth or lie?
Girl: I will be fired for the truth, you confuse so that I can believe.

This is how we live...

The child raised by the admin calls the father-in-law "New folder".

The real story told yesterday by the boss at the bar:

I call a taxi, the driver says "The damage is that, the number is that, 3 minutes". After 3 minutes, the scattered six comes, the man rises up and says, "I'm sorry!"" Looking at the foolish faces adds "Self in shock!"

Why do boys get up in the morning?? to
yyy: check all systems before launch))))))

I am the head of department. I go into the office today, I see one employee have an open picture with a naked grandmother. I asked how. He says: "Yes, the link was opened in the Hebrew". I made him a small excuse.
In the evening I sit, read the hashtag, click on the link, the same picture opens, and here the wife comes in... Tomorrow I will apologize to the employee.

Acceptance at the back.
A stunned student runs into the audience.
Student: - We are there launching a new boiler...
Teacher: – Let’s count, – puts the count, – good luck!
The student escapes.
Two students come in.
They: - We have given you new teens for the laboratory.
Teacher: Let’s take a look...
I approach, I look at the teacher, he looks at me.
Teacher: I don’t remember what you did well, but let’s take a look at it anyway.

I’m going to Petrovka today, and in front of me a guy – spilled Lobanov from the Interns... He goes and talks on the phone –... Yes, normal affairs. As a son? Fuck the son - not a child, but a boy, the milk drank from the bottle, and the nipple on the fox stretched...

Hello to Venus! You are a Tatar?
Oh yeah yes!
I am an accident. Let’s get married, let’s have a baby, let’s call it Avatar! and :)
You are stupid, you are rustic! and :)

"Soon is dawn, no exit..." This song is a sad story about how a guy is forced to go with a girl to the movie for the new part of Sumerec.

<xxx> elections to fuck
<yyy> not a mother
<xxx> this is written on my TV box in the whole screen
<zzz>
<xxx> elections 2011 and beyond
<xxx> broadcast in a wide format and the population old square boxes remained
<xxx> so the word DEBATE is cut by the edges)
<yyy> fuck...

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Would you be?

Noirdor: There are two people in me. One wants to arrange his life, realize himself and leave behind eternity. The other put it all in his mouth and went dancing.

Comes the checking subway to the KP (guard room), approaches the operator (soldier,
He was sworn that week, and said, “Tell me your duties.”
He is silent. The inspector again: Well what did the nackar tell you, before that
How did you put you on duty? The soldier replies: Don’t try the shampoo.
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