Laws exist for the poor, the rich have their lawyers, prosecutors and judges.

The Magic Word

Fifty-year-old Boris is our permanent artist decorator. Yes, he looks like a decorator artist: a tall, weaker eyewear in a colorful coat, and also with an earpiece in his ear. Now, only a rat tail remained from his cunning hair, but before Bora was bald, there was something to admire.
And today in the smoking room he told how he met his future wife Larisa:
- We met in the theatre, I gave her my turn in the buffet. Word for word, after the show was called to go home.
It turned out that Larisa lived in such a remote ass that it was dangerous to go there without a squad of automakers, in addition, in the courtyard at the beginning of the 90s. Winter and night.
Normal, human passers have long been sucking in the houses.
Our way was through the "tube" - a low and dark pedestrian crossing under the railway, but there, in the darkness, under the bridge, some company settled. How many people - it is unknown, only the "gur gur" was heard and cigarette lights were seen.
As soon as Larisa felt the company, she immediately stopped sharply, took a sad breath and began to tell us how to get around this place: one-and-a-half kilometers to the station, then through the bridge and back.
Where to go? Not going straight into the wolf’s bow?
And I tell her:

- Larocha, maybe without me you walked around - and around, but now you are with a man, and I will not offend you to anyone, do not be afraid.
Why not be afraid? Boris, you don’t even know how many people there are?
– Give your hand, Larisa, and now let’s go together, we’ll count them all.

I turned on Belmont’s valley walk, and we boldly plunged into the pipe. The company under the bridge was not small at all, there were eight people, or maybe more. They drank wine, smoked, and I even fired a cigarette at them. for the point. I wish everyone good luck and we calmly went on.
Larissa was stunned because she thought I was a simple botan, no more, and I turned out to be a real Belmont.

I could not stand and interrupted Boris.

A young man, a boy, a man, I respect you. To be honest, I’t go. It could be so cool, especially as the place is suitable. How did you not fear?
Very correct question. I would not go in my own life. I am a suicide, right? I heard a magical word. My eyesight is not very good, but my hearing is good.
What magical word?
"While Larisa explained to me the scheme of the circumference, I, in the midst of laughter and matte, from underneath the bridge, heard quietly but clearly, accidentally said, a magical word - "Meyerhold"...

I was on a diet, lost 2 kg, the head stopped thinking. Maybe it was a brain!

Alcohol creates more people than it destroys.

XXX: I’ll try this week.
YYY: Trying to try it is great! )

What a news!

Whitney Huston – I Will Survive

First, not Huston, a Houston, and secondly, Gloria Geinor, not Houston!

> I would say that LGBT officers take themselves as
> hymns, motto and flags all that never to them
> did not apply and liked the rest.

This is literary propaganda. Pray for something popular so that this popularity spreads to you. by Sir (c)

Xxx: This is a very positive character. Oh, no, lying down is wrong.

A resident of Yekaterinburg wrote a message to a neighbor for Wi-Fi, which he used himself

Android is playing. I'm doing a little on the phone, and here I got into the DTP. There was a lot of damage to the insurance company. Almost a whole night in the GBDD, nerves, references... Well, nothing, experienced, forgotten like a terrible dream. And the phone is like this one day - on, see the owner - the best moments of November. And the collage is so cute with my beaten car in different angles. He did nothing wrong with me, why did he do that to me?? to

A 6-year-old daughter comes into the kitchen and asks, “Mom, what is a mummy?” Eee...I begin to explain – here was Egypt, there were the Pharaohs, then they died, they were buried, etc. I see it doesn’t interfere. Go to the room and ask your dad. Dialogue from the room - Dad, what is a mummy? Mushroom is Dry! Aaa well understand.

> Think, suddenly the idiot Fedorov is not so wrong. There is indeed a fifth column that has really damaged the country for decades. Who falls under the definition?

I think they are aliens. Yes, it is obvious.

In connection with recent developments in the international relations of Russia and Turkey, the government of the Russian Federation has decided to rename travel agencies into crime agencies.

We know what’s left in the refrigerator.
by Pryanik-Dubjanik
Toughened Dushes
Button of concrete!

It can happen that you are just jealous. I have a good acquaintance who has more often had to be the object of female attention than the opposite. Most likely that is why he married only at the age of 45 a young girl not kissed by anyone before him, when, as he said, realized that if his mansion will not be filled with children's laughter in the near future, it will be filled with the bell of bottles. He always said he knew a lot of women. There were many of them who never betrayed their husbands, but there was none who would change only once.

start writing fairy tales for sale, it will go well because the fantasy is rich and there is a desire to give it for reality

xxx: in front proudly stepped out a Gypsy matron in a shirt, shrouded with straws. Strasses were laid a repeating pattern - the most bite apple and the inscription "Apple".

YYY: The new gadget is AINNANANE?

In the courtyard was a laurel "Rental of movies and games". The office burned out, and after a while, the laurel turned into a meat store, but the new sign only closed the old one in half. Now there is a proudly beautiful inscription "Rental Cocktails".

The Stranger: Mixed into a bunch of horsemen...
This is My Little Pony!

The wise men who "heard the bell"
"Rolls as such - is not a dish of Japanese cuisine at all" and such superfluously on us is a loophole.
And if you read the books, and look at the engravings, and go to the exhibitions, can you go to the master class to the carrier of knowledge? This is not, we have a whole 1 heard fact and now you can carry the banner of initiation in the stupid masses.
PS rolls out of fish (or ivory) invented by a Japanese for Americans in the 70s of the last century
but simple rolls with 1 filling and outer algae were eaten before the invention of the sushi known to us
The sushi restaurant. Large companies make orders. After approximately 20 minutes of concentrated work, the ropes of the soul shout out: - Bly-e-in! I didn’t eat and I was tired!! to

So much interesting, useful, and urgent things to do! His hands are straight down and I don’t want to do anything.