My friend tells me a dream.
Q: I dreamed that I grew up with this... well... fucking! No, I haven’t become a man, I just have a member for everything else. What do you think I did the first thing?
I: Did you fuck yourself?
Q: No, it started to shake. I wonder why all the men are doing this, wanted to experience the same feelings.
I: And how is it?
Q: Yes, fucking, here the alarm ringed, I didn’t have time to finish. And throw it, I walk all day long, suffering from that soft, warm, gentle cock. He is so cool! Fuck, am I a man?! to
I: Well, find a guy, cheer him.
P: You do not understand! It is not that at all. This is when your...

and Tarrasque:
Rosic, you accidentally do not know why it is some employees run with their mouths open, crowd up with coolers and ask questions about what happened, only unrelatedly choking "yaga"?
The Red Tank:
Why did they hope that I would not notice how I lost half a portion of the bean? Chili is like napalm – it doesn’t matter who to burn.

Of course, where else will you meet a nice, smart, sophisticated interlocutor) Only in the topic of Ktolhu and Tentakli))))

-Put yourself in contact in status, "I am a loser"
I can’t, my page is broken :)

The seller in the bar: the guy beer is harmful without cakes! Take, they absorb alkaloid, less on the liver load. And the time has expired, I will give it cheaper.

You go, you go, you are a child.
I am Nikita
You go to the shit nicotine.

I think I’m hoping. I will end my life by suicide.

-BJIADKO: Are you a Scorpion or a Scorpion?
YkpOncHuK: What are you not able to read?

From some forum, discussion of Cunnilingus:

1st First, before direct contact, your partner should carefully shave everything and treat this place with a column.
2nd Do not take this activity in a bad mood or inappropriate mood. Otherwise, you may just get stunned.
Three And finally the third, the last. You have to trust her as yourself. Is there little that can be in the mind of a woman? There are often cases when she breaks her partner’s neck when his head is between her legs.

... and in general, you should shave in advance, not dumb before sex!! to
But you’re also cracked, your face is itching mill.

All people are actors, only their fees are different.

The founder of the largest store chain Woolworth and the inventor of food prices and supermarkets found a true insight that allowed him to raise millions. A shy and upset young man from the village at the age of 21 was arranged as an assistant seller in a small store. At the time, the price of the goods in the shops placed on the shelf behind the seller was not indicated. The seller "on the eye" determined the buyer's solvency and named his price. Then the buyer either traded or left. The poor Frank did not know at all and was very afraid to invite buyers, praise the goods, and trade. He was so scared that one day he even fainted right during work. As a penalty, the store owner left him trading alone for the whole day, threatening that if revenue was less than the usual daily, he would fired him.

Before opening the store, Frank attached to all the goods a paper with the lowest possible price (a prototype of the modern pricer). He placed all the goods deposited in the warehouse on a huge table, attaching a sign with the inscription "All five cents." He placed the table near the window so that the goods and the sign could be seen from the street. And trembling of fear, he began to wait for buyers, hiding behind the counter.

All the goods were sold out in a few hours, and the revenue per day was equal to a week. Buyers, holding the goods in their hands and seeing the price written on it, gave money without trading.

Frank left the owner, borrowed money and opened his shop. In 1919, Woolworth's empire consisted of a thousand stores, and Frank's personal fortune was approximately 65 million.

Lessons of Sexual Education.
Teacher: Children, we are beginning to study an interesting subject. Very soon in our class, boys will be interested in girls, and girls will be interested in boys.
“Maria Ivanovna, can those who are already fucking go to play football?

It’s good to work in an intimate salon... It’s also possible to legally pin the whole day... the range! and :)

If you are a good girl, I will teach you bad things.

Payment cards "Megaphone" 15 years in the market of guitar mediators!

"Do not squeeze your fingers!"
Here I have always been interested in how it is possible to cheat, in small holes of the rosette to squeeze thick, cheat, human, cheat, fingers?! to

See also: Capec. I decided to start a healthy lifestyle. Today I got up early, did the exercise, all according to the rules... and then went to bed again

Dreams are burning. Today was the penalty of Ale Pugacheva. She jumped in the corners and felt how badly the penalty beats today.

It was summer, or morning, or clouds, or day,
Or wind, or evening, or rain, or shadow.
It was early, or autumn, or month, or wood,
When will I let go of this damn grass?