"oyabun" in translation from Japanese means "chief". I do, too, but with a different colour.

Every night I sit at home in the face of my fate.

What has a man invented by looking at a bird – an airplane or a rabbit?

I had a conversation with the accountant.
We have a cartridge with tape printing.
Yesterday I asked who you were silent about with the cartridges.
We thought you would guess.

Today comes the call:

The procurement department asks to connect Skype to our department employee Tulchinsky Viktor as soon as possible, because if he is used to working in headphones, he risks dying from a blow to the head with a stepler.

- Iluch, and why have you been in status for a month "Schizophrenia"?))
Go to Nashville!
I know why, I will write later.

Dear drivers who do not miss me on the pedestrian crossing, be careful, keep the windows closed. Because I always try to throw a burning pipe into them. Sometimes I get...

Special thanks to the incognito, who sent a message at 5 a.m. with the text "Happy Birthday,Wake up and sing, fuck"

I try for the first time to paint in a corel from scratch, I feel like Ostap Bender, drawing a sower, throwing out bonds of a state loan...

Q: Do you know which moment in the "Chicken" is your favorite? When he finally stands up.
Are you tired of the movie?
We probably don’t need to communicate.
He is not standing up!! to
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X: I have something for a beer.
Yyy: Let’s take the butterflies so that we don’t run into the sorting.

because of the fact that I try to write competently and place all the signs of interruption, I am often taken for a spam bot :-(

x:the seal in the article:"On the planet already more than 6 billion people.and that does not count the visitors!! to
This is not a misleading, but a leakage of information.

Alice had never seen such a strange goose.
The goose was lying on the hat of a huge mushroom, and it was just huge.
Good day! Alice spoke.
– Who... you... – long said the goose.
The goose smoked a large tube. With each word, the club of smoke. Sweet and mocked, they climbed up, swinging and confusing themselves, carried away by a light warm wind.
“Maybe I’ll smoke too,” thought Alice.
And she no longer thought of the wicked and glamorous queen, of the poorly characterized masochistic king, of the major hatcher with his marginal rabbit, not even of the erotic smile of the old Cheshire pedophile...
Until the very morning...
Before I woke up...
From an unbearable headache.
In a one-room apartment...
In the outskirts of Salt Lake City...
Next to it was a cushioned in a fur tapk... and the book “Alice in the mirror”, placed in the very middle of a piece of salt that had already dried up...
and Ophigete! Alice spoke, noticing a complete absence of breasts, a penis in jeans and a three-day chest.
I am...binding it. He once again swore to himself.

I get out of the wide pants and slowly put on to work!))))

Congratulations on Friday, friends!

We lie down with the girl before going to bed, talked, silenced a little, then the dialogue:
Zhao, I am uncomfortable. Go back to me, otherwise I won’t sleep.
I am??? O_O
(d) Well, I’m trying to breathe synchronously with you, I can’t and I get psychotic because of it.

In the VK:

Four things cannot be returned: a stone if it is thrown away, a word if it is said, a case if it is missed, and the time that has expired.

Sasha: And the shit that was washed...

The daughter paints the Easter rabbit on the grass and laughs. To encourage me, I say:

I: Okay, the rabbit must be funny.
But I don’t have a funny rabbit, but a grass.
My husband thought: funny? Very good grass.

The Rebel
I remembered going here somehow it doesn’t really matter what another Hollywood tower. We sit, we wait, the light is extinguished, the background of the clips goes, people around different non-cultural behavior and here the light is extinguished, the movie begins and... falls into the blue screen of death windows. The light is turned on again, there are clips, then everything is repeated, and then before a bunch of roasted hamsters appears the Windows boot screen and we watch a movie. The room was lying.)

I am wearing my socks here.

Oxred: Where is the hole?

Malaria: As always

Where the big finger is

Oxred: Well, you have to sew, you pull the hole forward and press it under your fingers and all.)

Maly: Let me understand you.

Malayr: Fuck to die)