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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95592
 20.03.2014
Do you have a window in your office?
John: Yes
Do you have the same ass in the window as us?
No, we have snow.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №95591
 20.03.2014
A wandering dog entered the US embassy and applied sanctions right near the parade entrance.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95590
 20.03.2014
The longer I work as a programmer, the less I trust all kinds of electronics.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №95589
 20.03.2014
Crimeans, you should have voted for joining Switzerland right away, if you were surprised in Washington!
I think I’d be in Geneva!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95588
 20.03.2014
Pizdec, then I and my entire administration in the form of a cat.
And the sofa does not recognize the United States as a state."
Do not forget to inform them about this, and be sure to apply sanctions to them.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95587
 20.03.2014
These Russian barbarians brought the German Chancellor to suicide in 1945!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95586
 20.03.2014
Mike> Childhood in the opera played...
Mike> Wanted to knock a girl with a book
Mike> The girl took the role-playing game correctly
Mike> And here the book for 8 thousand is broken...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95585
 20.03.2014
When you eat a tie, make sure the camera is turned off.
Thanks Mika, take note of it.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №95584
 20.03.2014
xxx: I thought here) the main lol
xxx: Tymoshenko said "In Ukraine there will be no Russian fleet"
xxx: Well please - in Ukraine it is not)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95583
 20.03.2014
It is easier to live with a fool than with a genius, but it is harder to be happy.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95582
 20.03.2014
How! → You have lived in Canada for so many years and still do not speak Ukrainian!? to

Canadian Ukrainians of Soviet production have one small but noticeable feature: when communicating with Russians, they refuse to speak Russian and talk Ukrainian.
I had one time to be married to a representative of a small but very proud people. And here at some party, one Ukrainian lady, seeing that my wife is speaking Russian, took her “chicai”, “treat”, “naked”, “rich”. My wife listened attentively to her tirade and answered her in Osetia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95581
 20.03.2014
In response to U.S. sanctions, Russia blocked Obama’s accounts at Sberbank, and also banned McCain from visiting his birthplace, the village of Makievka in the Tula region.

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95580
 20.03.2014
Also, never google in images "perlmouth". Do you hear? Never ever!
I am going to go "perlmouth". Fuck you guys, don’t go crazy!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95579
 20.03.2014
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Well, walking robots are still fine, but I’m more interested in how they’re doing with Death Star? What is the percentage of readiness?
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The Death Star project was rejected. The Americans gathered 100,000 signatures with the proposal to build it. Whether from the government, or from the soldiers, someone gave an official answer, it is said to give us such a labyrinth, if it can be blown up with one bomb. History has taken place.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95578
 20.03.2014
to this:
>> I want to know the news - I go to the news site!

Finally something funny.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95577
 20.03.2014
here
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Agaphone and Plato.
What do you know about unusual names?

The counter-admiral, geographer, hydrograph, writer, reorganizer of the naval education system, older brother of the famous composer Nikolai Andreevich Rimsky-Korsakov was called Warrior Andreevich Rimsky-Korsakov!
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When he began to read, the "counter-admiral", "geographer", "hydrograph" - counted female names, only the "writer" was suspected. And just "Warner" no longer impressed

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95576
 20.03.2014
P> The child question was born. Which alloy has a melting temperature higher than the maximum melting temperature of pure alloy components?

What is question? Does anyone not know that if you start with the melting of nickel (the melting temperature of 1454) and gradually insert aluminum into it (the melting temperature of 660), the alloy will harden? I think everyone who has ever made the alloy of nickel with aluminum has learned this hard.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95575
 20.03.2014
2014 was declared the Year of Open Doors in Russia.
Come with your land.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95574
 20.03.2014
xxx: I work in the call center of our local newspaper with ads
xxx: now a guy called, and asked to print "Ride, ride and shit! The Food Shop"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95573
 20.03.2014
Max, are you special in regular expressions?
The star point.
Is that all?
That is all.
Oh, listen, I need that...

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