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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1216
 25.01.2008
1 is sick. The temperature probably.
2 is big?
1: I cannot die. I have a strange thermometer. A maximum of 36.6 always shows.
2nd The Quasi! Where did you get it? Was there anything in the military?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1215
 25.01.2008
and Inearth:
I’m getting married 😉

Kernel Panic:
Founded?

and Inearth:
I just wanted to have someone at home for a long time, but since I am allergic to cats and dogs...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1214
 25.01.2008
<d> and if I sat with a friend, and he stood, how should I understand it?
<p> As a compliment, from the whole heart, in the most direct sense.

c) type568

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1213
 25.01.2008
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! to
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the Caps Lock key
<Khasaki> O THANKS!!! It’s so much easier to write now!!!! to
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

Found in "the last 50 quotes" on the English language tower. Either they catch us, or they brake us, or there is an interpreter at the tower.

Oh yeah, I’ve almost forgotten!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1212
 25.01.2008
Why do entrances smell like cats and cats do not smell like cats?
<Cubbi> Because cats lick themselves, and their entrances are lazy.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1211
 25.01.2008
The cat, scuco, asked for his hand - took, and he grabbed me. I probably wanted it, but I didn’t get it from the floor.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1210
 25.01.2008
Look at what is in the abyss!by :

Yesterday night I questioned my male attractiveness for the first time.
Was there a bad sex?
If I had failed in 20 years, I’t have been so paralyzed.
yyy: O_o"

You will have 20 years of electricity in 6 months! HY is!

You won’t believe, this is really my quote.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1209
 25.01.2008
Today, January 22, is the centennial of the birth of Leo Landau, who gave us such wonderful symbols - about the big and about the small. O_O

yyy> There is still a benefit from the mattan :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1208
 25.01.2008
Conversation with a girl:
She: You gave me flowers twice in 8 months!
I: Well you understand, it’s also the same thing that if every day I’m going to say ‘I love you’, then the meaning of these words will disappear, or here, the animals of the current once a year engage in love, but how!
I hear the answer: hold on.
A failed example...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1207
 25.01.2008
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: the thief of the foundation...
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: I go in the tram in front of the informal guy with a backpack, hanging a memory bag and a sticker "256".
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: well I’m so quietly approaching and in the dungeon taking it off
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: brought home inserted on, clicked off and the computer is no longer on
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: in the service said that the mother burned
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: and the main nail I took it, I had 2 gigs

Then you have to stick it to 257 and hang it on your backpack.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1206
 25.01.2008
God save America.
[Mitlas] In a dry and cool place...
Well, at least somewhere on Pluto...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1205
 25.01.2008
<xxx> Can you tell me what the function "double" does?
<Dr.Sol> eye... forgive what?
<xxx> well I have in the code... doubleval( currentRate );
<Dr.Sol> o_O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1204
 25.01.2008
Abe is
Do you do 4 on Saturday?

The Guardian
Should I drink beer with you?

Abe is
precisely

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1203
 24.01.2008
We celebrated the birthday of one of his boys in the country. We were 7. And now the day is coming to an end. Everyone is going to sleep. There were not enough beds. My friend and I were lying in the car and the others were lying in the room. Sleeping in the car is cold. So I decided to go home to get my blanket. As I was told this morning, it was like this:
On the same bed are two booze guys lying and sharing a blanket. It came before that the expressions of the type "Let’s go out!", "what you will get by turmeric". And then suddenly I come in, silently tearing off the blanket and leaving. It all happened in complete silence. And only a lonely voice was heard by one of those guys: "Well? Do you know?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1202
 24.01.2008
Tonight I smiled at Hanson Radio. Dictionary: "And I also pass Yule a greeting, which scratch makes me min... a-a-am manicure, friends write carefully SMS, and then I can not congratulate you!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1201
 24.01.2008
FeSS Senja with bottle I will take OO
Anarchy Ned Ninada
FeSS and with lemon
Anarchy I don’t drink vodka
FeSS Disease as a hand removes :r
FeSS DAK ET for healing purposes
Anarchy is proven to be all misconceptions
FeSS You don't cut the fist
FeSS Main Lemon
FeSS A vodka to not be so acidic

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1200
 24.01.2008
Yuri &#8206;(22.01.2008 3:23):
And so came the logic, so came the programmers.

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1199
 24.01.2008
by Fuck! I was even upset by my cat’s angry and pityful gaze, which blinked at me as I, for a few minutes, struggled to stretch a very narrow patch on my (sufficiently large) breasts.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1198
 24.01.2008
KiRpi4: Mya... bought a monic lcd and the room is now cold...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1197
 24.01.2008
<girlWmini> don’t chew in the nose
<VJ_Frost> O_0
<VJ_Frost> what did you know???? to

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