Electronic exhibition in Moscow. The Sony stand. there-here rides a large robot type r2d2, but fashionable.
What is it?
and a robot.
What is useful to him. The Function?
With a breath, he rides.

The gravity on the sofa is much higher than on the rest of the earth’s surface.

is sick. I went to a reception, which I do very rarely.

You have a normal temperature.
A bad self-esteem.
I cannot leave the hospital.
And God is with him, I’m not about it at all.
Do you need a hospital?
I already called my managers, warned that I would miss a few days.
Somehow you are too simple.
My leaders have no doubts about my honesty.
I’ll send you a hospital.

I wonder why you came?

I immediately suspected something wrong. After my mom’s meaningful phrase a week ago: “I looked at Dr. House a little yesterday, and you know... Nothing... I want good food and clean underwear again!”( by

From comments to the news on mail.ru about the President’s ban on mobile phones and calculators at the exam...
xxx: Question: And many people know how to use lagoremic linen and how it looks?
YYY: What is an Orphek Ambulance? How will she look? How to use her? Per a vocabulary is better than a logarithmic line?

Uranium enriched
Reviews of buyers:

I took yesterday. Very high quality. As the saying goes, one head is good, and two is better.

I bought it as a gift to my mom. Now the cakes are not only delicious, but also beautiful - with a pleasant lighting! My mom shone of happiness!

- Here are you shit - I bought it all, now I got stuck in 2011. What should I do with my Delorean? Does anyone have a piece? I need only 700 grams... as I return in 1985 to the bill the agreed amount, interest for 26 years will be my gift.

She: Write me a beautiful word embodying me in Spanish - I choose a nick in the same network
He is shit.
And what about translation?
He: well, like a shit... how would you describe it... can be translated as a small picturesque hill, can be as an indefinite image.. in general symbolizes union with nature and the spirit of nature=)
She says: wow thanks!
He (on his own nose, not in the chat): Well, what am I like a man like that...

And the Supreme Mufti, who proposed to replace the cross on the crown of the eagle of the Russian emblem, must remember that we and Kazan, took and Astrakhan took and the Crimea fought, and therefore half a moon on the Russian emblem can only appear in the cows of the Russian emblem!

Botan in a Cravat

Today in the News 00:43
Rostov-on-Don

Taganrog gang suspected of murder and theft of candy

They killed the candy :(

The country, candy is called "Brother from the North came"

I go home late at night. The wife calls.
I’m going to sleep, don’t you mind?
I am against.
Wife : Why?
I want sex.
Wife: Do you have a sleeping shoe?

The bird of happiness also cracks.
Probably a lottery ticket.

Boys are three to four times more likely to be diagnosed with autism than girls. Although experts don’t yet have an exact answer to why this happens, some believe that girls with a mild form of autism may be better at hiding its symptoms, and thus autism is considered simply a CHARACTER OF THEIR PSYCHICS.

No, this is what you need to be to give twins a name...

What would you do if you found out that your girlfriend is a fan of Zenit? (Same friend of the fierce fan of CSKA)
I would dress her in Zenit’s shape and punish her.

Prep (P) at the lecture got one student, here he says to him:
Q: I will ask you a check question at the exam!
Voice from the back: is the control question like a control shot?
Q: Yes, I will have to shake my brains.

We take an office in a building where one toilet is on the floor and after lunch, employees usually go to wash dishes in the laundry machine located in that toilet. I go to the toilet with a dirty plate in one hand and a fork in the other. A familiar employee comes out of the toilet, who has just dealt with the need, and asks: "Is there anything behind the supplement?..."
If he didn’t run so fast, I’d hit him with a fork.

I want to fly
She: And I
to embrace someone.
She: And I
He is:
They will fall and talk...
She is WOW. and I
and then fucking hard.
All night
See also: Eeee
He: Fuck, I thought it was

3 children in the family. The youngest is 5 years old.
She says to her mom, “Mom, I’m tired of being the smallest, give us another girl.
M: Oh, I don’t even know. Such matters are not discussed without the father, you need to talk to him!
What can I do with him? can I give him money?? to

I really got a porn movie here. Usually, as it happens: the man is over, the porn is over. And then... the girl has already finished five times, and the guy didn’t end and didn’t end. One waited and heated him, and he didn’t finish! I was so worried about a guy, you know. But it all ended well. He finished anyway. I have not been so pleased with the heroes of the film.