Astrologers have announced a week of jokes about Alaska.

From curiosity I went to read about Stepan Bandera on Wikipedia. I read. The Affigel. Almost a saint was painted. Then I looked at the history of adjustments and changes – I stopped. During the last 15 days, about 30,000 characters were thrown out on the loudest trials and accusations of Banderas, terror and murder and planning murders of key people of the time... Boys, you have nothing in power, and you are wandering there on a very thin edge, just started rewriting history :)

I forgot the cheese on the back and the bag on the front seat! Take it!
The creature is captured! The package managed to get out of the surroundings, but it did not go far and was caught in the area of the sex carpet. There is no loss on our part, my general!
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About the Sberbank:
I was lucky to get in the electronic line and get the number in the "16". There were 8 windows. Asked what was the naphyg, he answered, “A, window 16 is a live row in window 5.”

Anastasia

by 01:32:20
Are you threatening with sanctions?

Alexis
and ah)
01:32:41

Anastasia
Which one? ?
01:32:47

Alexis
I can’t invent anything like the West.

About the Moscow blockade:

Q: Do I take you?
No, I am in a hurry today.

Zhirik proposed to abolish the letter "Y", and I also offer the letters "yo", "y", as well as "Y" and the defiant in "something, why, why-something", the gap in "what, as if", nahuy always write "on hui" - one hui no one can write them correctly. It feels like there are some impasse in the forums. Apparently not a fool, he writes something clever, but as you see from this "and here as if you win at me but what to say, the mine is thrown with this trip to Thailand" - you understand: no, it's okay, - an impasse.

Grammarnazism in some way got me, but when there is an illiteracy around it, I have to do something about it. OK forums, but when this cattle with covert words is already in books, and not electronic, but in the usual, on paper - catches.

Well, let's eliminate the intersection signs, gaps between words, and there are already voiced letters. Let’s go back to the breast letter. It will be blunt.

You can also remove excessive sounds from speech. In principle "aaaaaa", "wow", "eyeyeye" everyone understands. The main thing is Inton... tfu, smiley, right?

of Moscow. 19 March 2014. The Olympics in Sochi ended, the snow was brought back.

From Habr.
Discuss the new watch with Android Wear operating system.

by Mamamradio:
The main thing is not to forget about the time display mode.

and amureki:
>> Time can also be viewed on the phone.

xxx: do not misunderstand me, but when Vaska sleeps with me, I prefer that he puts my ass and not my mouth, because there are no nails around my ass.

yyy: here... e... only the word nail gives hope to understand right >_<

This is:
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And your shit is your shit.

The lover of the spouse.
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What are you going to eat there???? to

Müller: Stryrlitz, I had a dreamy dream of Germany persuading Russia not to attack Ukraine.

I worked as an admin for a provider. I look at the catalogues on the working compile in the form of an introduction. In the folder "Engineer SX" I find another - "In case everything went wrong". I open, and there "Application for dismissal.doc"

I cannot be silent

Continued by:
To this here:

I live in a five-story house. Neighbors, their mother, very heart-hearted and caring people: sheltered a cat at the entrance.
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A story about how one beetle-hop, under the approving silence of the beetles, banned one cat. Being kind and not indifferent in our time is not in honor. It is a pity that the injury was not placed.

The good and indifferent take the homeless cat to themselves, as was suggested,
And not forcing the whole entrance to smell the cat’s urine.

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More than that. The food that the serdobroli debils leave to the cat, is spoiled, smells, it is planted in the strawberries. Cats then give birth to kittens there, half of which die and start to rot right in the basement. Sometimes these cats themselves will also die, well, you realized... no one of the feeding people thinks about it. And once I had to go down with the chairman of the ZSK in the basement of our residential house. The poisoning desire to hold down is quite difficult. And he and the carpenter burn rubber gloves every month and clean all the products of life, rotten food and, sometimes, the bodies of kittens in order not to get a fine from any next inspection. Do not even try to use the argument about rats - there have long been ways to get rid of them without cats.

My daughter broke the fork.
I: Somebody will come
My daughter: who?
I am the evil woman.
Strange, you are already here.

Remembering the destroyed monuments of Lenin in Ukraine... Per they thought it was his crusades?
and.

I have more confidence in American blockbusters than Russian films about people who walk around an apartment without taking off their shoes.

What to explain is that in the streets, in the transport, in cafes, in shops, and nowhere! There are no men about forty years old?
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They drive private cars, eat at home, and their wives run through the shops.

111: Here are you and the general trace... here even the aircraft can not find))))))
222: We are watching you and we know that you have a broken cap.

here here :
You made me eat. Receive it.

The Distributor
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You at least eat me, you use me differently))

Ananas