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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125436
 14.03.2016
and Rabinovich! Did you avoid paying taxes as the prosecutor told you in court?
Absolutely not. But his scheme deserves attention...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125435
 14.03.2016
Why don’t you like the pop-up window?
xx: Usually, what pops up is not the most useful product.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125434
 14.03.2016
X: Though it's me, the bottom is my prerogative
Y: Well, stop that it hurt you so directly.
X: That’s what my parents should have said. After the 1st child
I wanted a sister.
Not a brother.
for example
My sister also wanted a sister.
X: She wanted a license to kill or veto at the UN, but not her sister

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125433
 14.03.2016
Today at 17:10
The guys turned on the movie "Unbearable Grandfather", well, I watched it unwittingly. Such a relationship to the family, I have never seen in any people.

Denis
The guys included the movie "Green Elephant". I have never seen such a relationship with the army.

Alexis
The guys included the movie "Green Mile".Such attitude to the rabbits as in the movie, in Russia will never be!

Savel
The guys turned on the movie "Green Truck".. I haven’t seen such a movie before.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125432
 14.03.2016
I was given a talisman to attract money. I hanged it in the car at the front glass and the next day a car crashed into me.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125431
 14.03.2016
Article comparison of film frames before and after processing

xxx: Scam everywhere, and soon porn on a green background in green costumes will start to shoot.
YYY: It was a long time ago.
zzz: yes okay =(( have already reached the holy

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125430
 14.03.2016
Moments of hostess.
If you have an old ice sheet in your closet, do not rush to throw it away or give it! She can find a new life on the breweries as an unusual dish for Pringles chips or the like. Surprisingly, the ice sheets produced by the USSR are perfect for this simple snack!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125429
 14.03.2016
A comment to the post on geektimes about the release of a new patch for Diablo II almost 16 years after the release of the game:

FoxCanFly: This is really the LTS, not your Debian.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125428
 14.03.2016
Loki: From Google Ads. In all issues, at the request of Project Manager, the recommended vacancy was Specialist in pig care (Swine Supervisor) vacancy from OOO APP Natural Farm ))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125427
 13.03.2016
My wife called the secretary from my work: “This is your chicken.” I wanted to get upset: "Why is it right away MY?" and Freud knocked me in the tongue and it turned out: "Why is it right away a chicken?"
So how is it? Is it Freud’s fault that they don’t talk to me?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125426
 13.03.2016
(From a forum dedicated to paranormal phenomena, esoterics, magic and other similar topics)

We have all of our descendants. And I am the strongest, even cats give me the way.
Have you won millions in the lottery? That’s when you win then and we’ll talk about your great gift.
You don’t know what you’re laughing at! You do not know the rules of use of force.
Q: I don’t know that? I am the rarest witch. Ask my husband. When we argue, he always says he married a rare witch.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125425
 13.03.2016
In Chelyabinsk, a lady is walking a cock. It’s not for you. Only hardcore, only hardcore.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125424
 13.03.2016
Question to Zverev:
Yes, there is a direct text saying that Nick escaped taxes for 20 years. He is 32. But that doesn’t mean he’s old. Age in the area of thirty seems overwhelming when you don’t have eighteen, right?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125423
 13.03.2016
This is:
Stop putting the dogs at the head of the whole world, it’s really hard.

Similarly, I can say: to get to put children at the head of the whole world, it was really hard.

There were also drivers parking on the grasslands.
Smokers in the entrance.
Alcatraz under the windows.
Everyone puts their comfort in the corner. And you are no exception.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125422
 13.03.2016
And yet it is hard when in the family you are one of the female sex, and next to two men - went to L'etual mask to buy. Husband and son walk with acid mines.
The son asks, “Dad, why are we here?”
My husband whispered to his mother.
Son (naturally for the whole magas) - Maaaaaam, well, make the whistle fast!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125421
 13.03.2016
The clarification:

Tagged with "bird" It infects computers, but its host programs are on the drum, it only feeds on worms. It collects pieces of code from them for self-improvement, to better and more efficiently penetrate through any protection, clears everything and moves on, leaving behind a completely healthy computer.

Absolutely healthy, but terribly polluted (if it’s a bird)...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125420
 13.03.2016
My laundry machine broke. I pulled out her socks today, and there was a lot there. This time she had eaten two socks.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125419
 13.03.2016
Do you know what a kumquat is? Kumquat is a small sun grown by hardworking peasants on the tiny Greek island of Corfu. A tiny mandarine full of southern fragrances. On its own, kumquat is not delicious, but it is worth only to cook it, whole, without removing the peel in shell syrup from shell sugar... First, kumquat mine in water, slightly squeeze, so that they let the drop of juice and place in a copper basin on fire. Not very long! Only twenty minutes, the kumquat is a small sunshine, it cannot be overheated! To whom do I tell, why do I tell? Try it, my mother! Here it is, the best dish in the world is a dish from kumquat! And now look, this is an almond cookie from Tuscany. The best, white milk maturity almonds are collected from year to year, from century to century by Tuscan confectioners. gently rub the almond in marble sticks.
Mr. Bourgeois, enough is enough! In principle, I agreed with Vargas. I’ll take a cake box, too.

by dr-piliulkin

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125418
 13.03.2016
You are like whitening from the station: hot, juicy and dangerous!
And the fat...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125417
 13.03.2016
and Rabinovich! Did you avoid paying taxes as the prosecutor told you in court?

Absolutely not. But his scheme deserves attention...

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