I once wrote in the status "I want snow" because in our southern latitudes snow is rare. Should I tell you? Half of the Rostov region. The snow has fallen on the belt, and this is not a figure of speech. Schools did not study. The nightmare is short.
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Thanks to you, landlord! I had snow on my shoulders in the yard (my height is 1.86m). It was snowing for three days and I could not go to work.
Now wish me something good, so to say, in compensation.

Continued by:
To this here:

I live in a five-story house. Neighbors, their mother, very heart-hearted and caring people: sheltered a cat at the entrance.
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A story about how one beetle-hop, under the approving silence of the beetles, banned one cat. Being kind and not indifferent in our time is not in honor. It is a pity that the injury was not placed.

The good and indifferent take the homeless cat to themselves, as was suggested,
And not forcing the whole entrance to smell the cat’s urine.

The light:
One man told me. There was a time, he dreamed genius dreams, he jumped up in the middle of the night with a clear and clear thought of what and how to do. And then I went to sleep and by the morning I remembered nothing, except that the thought was brilliant.
One evening, he put a pen and paper on the bedside. Not long they waited for their hour, soon a brilliant dream again visited our hero. In the morning, he wakes up, takes a paper in his hands, and it is written in crisp letters: “The nail is ready to dry the water.”

D3 comments on the news:
In Kiev it is proposed to rename the streets and squares of the capital, which in their name contain the word "Moscow" - Moscow Prospect, Moscow Street, Moscow Square.
The most important thing in Kiev is the Moscow Bridge, one of the few through the Dnieper.
YYY: this will be the "Jurnal of the Moscow Bridge"
zzz: A true patriot from disgust will not even walk on him.

I explain:

I will not understand the general joy of the entry of Crimea into Russia. It will be another subsidy region, like Chechnya. They will receive pensions from our fund, although they did not pay deductions, as did Chechnya. All the money from our taxes will go there unmeritedly, as in Chechnya. The happiness of the Russians is understandable, and what do you rejoice about?

First, it is too small for the Russian people to count coins when the lands that have always been ours and the people that have always been ours are returned to us. The unity of the Russians is much more important than some colour fantasy.

Second, Crimea is a strategic platform for control of the Black Sea and the surrounding air. For control over such a place, again, paper is not a pity.

Basically, the Southeast of Ukraine, to which Crimea previously belonged, was never a subsidy. On the contrary, these regions constantly fed western Ukraine, which itself produces nothing, but simply lives on the taxes of the Southeast. (As a thank you for this, Western Ukraine hates the Southeast.)

The boy asked yesterday:
To be a good athlete in Russia, you have to be a disabled person.

*In New York, dry weather and +10 in March changed to -10 and -8.

Alexey: I think so.
Alexey: We could remove Freddie Krueger's remake
Alexei: people gathered, dissatisfied with the cold, burned the Maslenica... and she survived... wounds licked... and all fucking! All the shit! -50, -60 and -70 Snow on the 2nd floor. In the May!

My wife and I have a theological dispute. I tell her:

In general, you understand, the biblical Yahweh, if you compare him to a man (and there is too much human in him) - the carrier of many unpleasant traits of character. He is avenging, petty, malicious, inclined, and constantly needs humiliation from people to maintain and enhance a sense of self-importance. Remember, for example, what Yahweh did after Abraham gave birth to Isaac?
Hm... are you surprised?

XHH: Generally speaking, I went out for a walk with a group in the queen. Well, I am modest, the first date was not glued somehow. Then they found a common language, the pause was less and less. And I look, next to us almost all the walk is a couple. I’m not a paranoid, but in an hour to choose the same route in a huge park? I watched. The guy, noticing my attention, began to gesture me, his girlfriend helped him, the gestures showed "take your hand", "take your hand", and so on. I was alert, I did not know how to perceive such a trolling, as a result, my modesty still did not allow anything to be done. Eventually, they took their hand and left. And the girl also noticed that I was distracted and upset that I did not listen to her. We have not talked for a week.
<many sympathy in the general conference>
zzz: so yes, this guy was me. seeing how you had been sucking for a whole month just thinking of inviting her to go for a walk, I decided to support you and show you the right example, otherwise you would have been walking like friends all night.
zzz: and you not only did not understand nihuya fucking, but also managed to capitalize!
Zzzz: I am not happy with you.
zzz: come to her, say that you have not found all the sculptures in the forest and call again.
ZZZ: Do it now. I will watch you. I give you a week.
YYY: Gentlemen, we have just observed the phenomenon of Misaki’s reincarnation into an alpha-guest.

to this:

When I in the New Year under the battle of the curants guessed that the Crimea would become ours again, I did not think that I would be so literally understood.

Father, please tell us a good life for Russia next time. So please? Even for a year...

His wife sings:
- Zeeeienske sreaaastje... I am not a Hakamada... Well, nothing more...

The Ukrainian language - a chokhlomic and Mordor language - and for some reason no one is offended by me. What am I doing wrong?
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And I call my friend a giraffe))
And if the people of the left hear it, they will write it out. An analogy of?

I’m out on the street today and I’m in a good mood. There was a grandmother overtaking me, so I decided to get overtaken. She surpasses me, and I add to the move, she, realizing that she cannot surpass, comes back for me and follows me. I am slowing very slowly. She begins to overtake me again and I add the move again. I repeated it several times. Then she put a bag on my head.

This is:
I will not understand the general joy of the entry of Crimea into Russia. It will be another subsidy region, like Chechnya. They will receive pensions from our fund, although they did not pay deductions, as did Chechnya. All the money from our taxes will go there unmeritedly, as in Chechnya. The happiness of the Russians is understandable, and what do you rejoice about?

There is much to rejoice!
1st $20 billion for the rental of naval bases per year.
2nd This is a non-residential area under resort construction.
Three Do you generally understand that under the noise of all these Havno-Maidan - Russia returned to its original territories in general for free / bloodless?
4 is To compare Crimea with Chechnya, which supplies nothing but Chechens? I do not know)
p.s Born in Simferopol, I have lived in Vladivostok for a long time. I am 26 years old. I am glad!

“Mommy, I have a physics contract tomorrow, check out how I’ve prepared.
and well. At what speed does the photon move about me?
at the speed of light.
What is the speed of the photon beam from the lighthouse of a car moving at 200 km/h?
with the speed of light. Give me something more complicated.
At what speed does a photon move in relation to another if they move straight in different directions?
at the speed of light.
How smart you are, Albert!

From the discussion of men who do not want to take care of themselves in order not to lose their brave appearance:

Q: Is it possible that they still do not shave their cheeks?
YYY: Well, that’s not brutal enough. It is permissible only if stitched with flat tubes, and necessarily beams.

From the Habra, discussion of the dreams of the Aitishnikovs:

xxx: It's nothing, I somehow woke up, told my wife that I dreamed that Nagios the crash of one of the servers, but only in the mail, I repaired the server and went back to sleep. The wife replied, "You got up around three o'clock at night, said that the server fell, looked at the mail, broke up, picked up the server and lay back."
That is to say, I got a message from Nagios somehow in a dream and raised everything no longer in a dream :)
I checked the logs, it's all true, the server really fell, really nothing came on the mobile, really got up without waking up :)

The leading developer to the beginner: "Commit - take care of yourself!"

I am single "I am alone! I have neither wife, nor husband, nor mistress, nor husband, nor mistress.

xxx: and my dad didn't let me play tanks on Friday, he began to watch the note and the speed dropped and I started lying, I probably change the porel on the waya faye)
YYY: I thought... Daddy, you’ve got a little bit of a couple’s speech 20 years ago!