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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1176
 24.01.2008
He ‎(21:42):
Sorry for the hard question, but do you have those days?
She ‎(21:43):
Ugo)
He‎(21:43):
This could explain a sharp change in mood.
She is (21:43):
Idiot would you go.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1175
 24.01.2008
Talk about analytics. The geometry

It’s an anal ass.
Oh, and you are fucking right...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1174
 24.01.2008
Students remember it!
Today you read well, and tomorrow you go to the army!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1173
 24.01.2008
Ze:bRA ‎(1:08):
Supper I'm just the tenth time I ask you to write to me I'm busy it takes one second and still a nice word that I't get angry
all

Hamster ‎(1:08):
I am busy with romance.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1172
 24.01.2008
Did you get a photo? So how?
Crucially yes. I would give you in the face.
Crutis: 17 years
Crutis: Conditionally

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1171
 24.01.2008
Bittersweet
13:09:05 - Do you have a small office?
Outlander
13:19:48 What is it?
Bittersweet
13:20:05: Did Igor office put on the computer?
Outlander
13:01 Who is the game?
Bittersweet
13:21:21: Lecha, Yagoor - your younger brother
13:21:27: Don’t believe – ask your mother

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1170
 24.01.2008
Tetsujin: throwing in which centuries went out) went to nature in the forest
Superfly is! And did he go on the mushrooms? :)
Tetsujin: I guessed... I didn’t find the mushrooms, but I saw a green plate grabbing a flying man.
Superfly: I think you still found the mushrooms...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1169
 24.01.2008
23:32:43 xxx: fuck
23:33:03 xxx: in company with diffuses time flies unnoticed

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1168
 24.01.2008
I was interviewed today with the director and decided to take a new manager.
There comes a guy, like a cute guy, but somehow too much dressed. We talk to him. He is not married, but is going to live with a girlfriend for two years. In the past, he worked alone, selling something there. He earned $1.5-2 thousand a month (which by our provincial standards is very even). I can’t stand it, I ask, but why is the clothes so old?
The genius answer:
- I get new clothes, I work alone, the girl is constant.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1167
 24.01.2008
Gera: I write a report on what was done in 2007, and plans for 2008.
It feels like I was at work only two weeks a year...and next year I will burn less.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1166
 24.01.2008
Everyone, I get out of the inets, just onto the bagel and the spat...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1165
 24.01.2008
In Soviet equipment in all devices was the function of express repair, in the case of any glucose, it could be activated by intense strikes on the body of the device.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1164
 24.01.2008
TES: Get the address of the website from which you are reading?? to
Tags: these tricks
Korn: How will I entertain you later?? to
You are probably the only one who doesn’t read it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1163
 24.01.2008
Gave: Why did you argue?
Dolly: mmm
Dolly: When I mined him, he hit me straight on the face (
Okay, it happens to everyone.
Dolly: fuck no with screaming headshot!!!! to



by Enri

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1162
 24.01.2008
She: Maybe we’ll have more pipes?))
By the module?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1161
 24.01.2008
Zemelya
And I make a scarf of paper.

- = Ruvim = -
Why :D

Zemelya
I have a session.)
must do it.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1160
 24.01.2008
by Drinker
and out)

Gray (
Shall you? )) To throw salt into me and sprinkled it with holy water. I am the hologram, which hologram?

by Drinker
I forgot about the garlic.

by Drinker
I still have to swim.)

Gray
And crucify on the mouth.)

by Drinker
and Coll

Gray
Omnia Mea Mekum Porto!

Gray
Fucking called someone.

Gray
No, it is a technique.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1159
 23.01.2008
by colobok666
Who has a monsoon on which a striptease really fun? dance for a girl!! to
by Kaloviev:
As an option, 8 bit music from any cage.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1158
 23.01.2008
<Linka> who has a stayary player?
<skambala> with me
<skambala> WinAmp 1.0

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1157
 23.01.2008
XXX is
and here?
YYYY
and?
XXX is
and2
YYYY
Th3
XXX is
He returned
YYYY
and after death.
XXX is
Texas gasoline
YYYY
The dwelling 2
XXX is
Rambo: The First
YYYY
Cheburecha: Gene and the Long Y
XXX is
In the back of the enemy.
YYYY
Carroce... what did he want?

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