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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95532
 19.03.2014
There is a house sold to one person and the plot on which the house stands, the other))))))
Issue of Rasha Babe
This is the case....
Why Issa Rasha?
In the real estate trade in the U.S. constantly pop up tricks, when empty houses in the presence of a living owner are sold or handed over by fictitious documents, or loans are taken under them.
I would still listen to a man who speaks "its rasha", if he lived and worked 10 years in one country, 5 years in another, and broadcast from the top of his own experience... not a man who did not go beyond his zažopinska beyond Turkey or the Egypt for a week, at work translates papers, and all the knowledge about real life draws from the telecome and ineth.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95531
 19.03.2014
The fools in our country have always been so well organized that they are sometimes mistakenly taken for the fifth column.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №95530
 19.03.2014
They tell a funny and instructive story about how one day took an entrance exam at the Faculty of Physics at the University of Sorbonne.
On the table of the examiners was installed a pendulum, the applicants needed to measure how it fluctuates, and on this basis to calculate the acceleration of free fall g.
Naturally, most of them got g=9.8, and only two came up with the question:
What fucking thing? It is g = 11.
They were counted because the insidious examiners hid a powerful electromagnetic under the table.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95529
 19.03.2014
From Habr:
XXX: This is like an anecdote about a taxi – you have to take a taxi or go? If you need an accurate transmission, look at the numbers (ACCH, THD, etc.). If you want a good sound, listen with your ears. The second is partly a psychological effect, so it cannot be measured.
YYY: The Ohga Because of the fact that the effect is psychological so well and sold golden wires with sockets for 10 thousand each :)
XXX: And this is already a psychiatric effect.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95528
 19.03.2014
Hello, my name is Sasha.

very pleasantly!

It is not long.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95527
 19.03.2014
This uncomfortable moment, when the boss, picking up a new employee, for the newly opened job, finds on hh my newly published and edited resume...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95526
 19.03.2014
Chicken Bit O_o

Programming weeks at McDonald’s!

Chicken Bites and Princess Yara Tea

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95525
 19.03.2014
Yyy: And they could have time to attack the United States and surrender, idiots.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
It is only school believes that losing a war necessarily means automatically joining the winning state with all the plugs.
In practice, this usually entails a miserable semi-slave vassal existence.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95524
 19.03.2014
Comments on the video "A daring African-American could not answer for the Bazar":
xxx: Did you notice how this African American looks like a Negro?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95523
 19.03.2014
A cat only does three things: sleeps, eats and hates. Each of these actions is taken very seriously. When you get home, he flies the bullet to the pot, then runs to the dish. Clearly demonstrating that he is not impaired here.
"Vspotel - show yourself to the boss" - this topic works with cats as well.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95522
 19.03.2014
Sorry for the details, I went to the laundry room. It turns out, the turn: both existing cabins are occupied, on the approaches to those is a colleague (a fun such a man). The cabins are thoroughly occupied, so to speak, larger. The uncomfortable silence broke the uncle:
Hey guys, let’s get there faster, it’s time!
He replied to someone from the outer space:
We go out with you ashamed.

It looks like adults, and it turns out, it happens :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95521
 19.03.2014
Lorraine: When a man takes off his cowards, it’s not worth shouting “Let Kraken go!” In fact, screaming after sex "hundred points to Griffindor!" is quite possible.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №95520
 19.03.2014
signor-antonio> Femen today mourns in connection with the Crimean events
SIGNOR-ANTONIO> The girls are sick

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95519
 19.03.2014
This quote contains signs of extremism and is prohibited for display in the Russian Federation.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95518
 19.03.2014
There was a case at home. We had a book in the chamber, something like instructions for children:) how to feed, care for, wash, and on the cover with a marker in large letters it was written "NO TAKE!"" I didn't like it before it was, but here the neighbor in the chamber, when the doctor came to the examination, with a complaint voice asked: well you can take the book to read, there is so much useful information... The doctor looked at her as a fool, and says, of course, read, for you, they put it. What about the inscription? Don’t go home with so many books!! to
Z is. Hi Rd No. 1 of Vladivostok :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95517
 19.03.2014
Bob Brozman, American guitarist
This tool changed my life forever. Now I can’t work."

[ + 87 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95516
 19.03.2014
Hi to. I am a Russian occupier. It happened historically.
I occupied Siberia. Now there is oil, gas, aluminum and a lot of other useful things. Now there are cities where there are multi-storey houses. Now it is not possible to sell women there for the clothes, as it was before the Russians.
I occupied the Baltic. He built factories and power plants there. Instead of the funny guys. The Baltics made high-end radio equipment and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now there are mining stoves, and the majority of the working population cleans the Eurunitas.
I occupied Ukraine. I also built factories and power plants there. Ukraine made aircraft engines, ships, tanks and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now there are produced mayans in commodity quantities. No more is produced there.
You know what? I had to apologize for being an occupant. I am an occupant. The right of birth. The device of the Kalashnikov machine, I know better than the device of the milk nipple. I am an aggressor and a bloodthirsty wretch. be afraid.
It was I who burned Moscow in order not to give it to Napoleon Bonaparte, but how did Bonaparte end it? It was I who sat in the cave near Volokolamsk, realizing that the Germans would not be able to hold back, where are the Germans today, where is their damn Hitler? Everyone came home to me who was not lazy. Turkish, English, Polish, German and French. Earth was enough for everyone - 2.5 meters for each.
I was, am and will be a Russian occupier.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №95515
 19.03.2014
Write a poem at least. :)
At night in the old wardrobe.
Aluminium grimacea
The girl in a black dress
Eat a horse.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95514
 19.03.2014
What is "The subject of the study and the object of the study"?
Just the greatest answer:
The object of the study is something that is directly exposed to the study, for example, the object of the study will be a member if you measure it with a line. And the subject of the study is the formulation of what you are trying to study, for example: "Variability of the Murge penis length ratio when watching heterosexual and homopornographic movies."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95513
 19.03.2014
kaffeesahne: It seems I managed to get rid of the typical Russian expression of the face, well you know, a cocktail from "somebody died", "you owe me" and "my life is empty and meaningless" - usually compatriots are calculated by it.

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