Dear compatriot, I am suffering from the universal problem! But all the urban planners seem to have a magic word out of their brains "drenage". Instead of digging the pipe (here and then laughing) the pipe from the pile to the nearest pile, they roll the pile with a bunch of pile, as a result of which it moves to the nearest low. And so they chase this unfortunate hole all over the neighborhood. And the roads? Instead of making them spongy in the middle, they make them like a cork. I was at the reception with the city architect, I said: "Our town is easy to dry, you don't need millions of rubles, just give a brigade of workers with thorns and scissors." The architect mumbled about the tender, the municipal order... so we whisper
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I have lived in Florida for 11 years with its daily rains and its drizzly soil... And every time 10 minutes after the rains, all the roads and trottoirs are dry again... and it’s because of such little things, it’s because of the convex roads and drainage canals, not because of some advanced technology and the world’s superiority of the United States...

When Cortés arrived in Mexico, the Aztecs gave him 2,999 gold coins. At that time, the Spaniards suspected that they had found the legendary Eldorado.

2014 was declared the Year of Ukraine in Russia.

Comment on the demotivator "Could the boy you were be proud of a man like you"

Please forgive me, boy.

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I lost my virginity in the army.
I sympathize with you, man!

Crimea is Russia! Celebration of the producers of maps and globes!

xxx: the thinking part of the sample is not representative by definition

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The feeling arises that when the last monument to Lenin is demolished, the USSR is reincarnated.
Would Lenin rise from the mausoleum?

Hi my brother ?
Qwer: Hello
Newt: How did she?
Qwer: ZBS
What is the case? ?
Qwer: also ZBS

For 24 hours there was an independent Republic of Crimea. For the first time in its history. Per this is a record for the short duration of the existence of an independent state.
Yyy: And they could have time to attack the United States and surrender, idiots.
Zzzz: They just forgot this joke.

It is hard to work with idiots.
Send a payment in.html format
The answer comes, if the file is not read, send it in another format.
I just send a scan and in the letter I write that strange, should be opened by any browser without any problems.
Answer: our company is engaged in packaging and design programs, such as "browser", we do not have the computer installed.
>_<

Motion sensors in the toilet:

xxx: The motion sensor does not run because the person is sitting there in a stationary state :)
YYY: As a world-renowned expert on this issue, I can see that if a person has come into a stationary state, it’s time to worry.
zzz: And if a person is constantly moving, then they are probably two ;)
zzz: You can put the sensor in the toilet itself, if the light suddenly disappears, then the toilet is busy.

Nikito (12:02) if in utorrent you open the window "about the program" and then press T then the tetris will start

MOEF (12:04) can not be

MOEF (14:09) FUCK! Why? Why did you say this?! to

My mother loves tomato juice and often adds flaxseeds. Once again in the kitchen I observe the preparation of a wonderful drink and I hear my mother, with the voice of the evil master, condemning: “Blood with bones... haha.” Man comes to work. The child psychologist.

VALUNN: Two boys in the family do not realize the need to lift the toilet seat and write carefully. He showed footage from the film "The Hunter of Dreams", where a dented gliding worm alien, from the toilet, got into the ass of the man and crushed him. He said that these microbes grew out of the fact that some people write wrong, and can bite a barrel. Now they are afraid to get in the push..... :)))))))))))), first look, check there everything, carefully hide and run away :)))) sweat...:))))))))

... well, and to the next Olympics, you look, and we push out Alaska...

"France threatens to cancel the deal with Russia on the ‘Mistrals’"
Shoigu will be joyful if he can legally get rid of them.

>>>I ask you, as soon as the snow begins to melt NEVER in one city you can not cross a single road without forcing a railroad...

Dear compatriot, I am suffering from the universal problem! But all the urban planners seem to have a magic word out of their brains "drenage". Instead of digging the pipe (here and then laughing) the pipe from the pile to the nearest pile, they roll the pile with a bunch of pile, as a result of which it moves to the nearest low. And so they chase this unfortunate hole all over the neighborhood. And the roads? Instead of making them spongy in the middle, they make them like a cork. I was at the reception with the city architect, I said: "Our town is easy to dry, you don't need millions of rubles, just give a brigade of workers with thorns and scissors." The architect mumbled about the tender, the municipal order... so we whisper

He came in. Geodetic department) said the type you need to come to the 1 house, to be present, there is the prosecutor's office, intergovernmental officials, a bunch of all kinds of other instances... and the essence of what there is the house sold to one person and the site on which the house is, another))))))
Issue of Rasha Babe

Grandma is burning. I went with her to a women’s consultation, where she met a friend.
Grandma: What are you doing here?
The acquaintance caught with humor and replies: Yes, you infected me, I go to the doctors now.
My also isn’t fisted with the finger, fisting: and I didn’t need to sleep with me)))
The girls in line forgot all their problems) By the word, my old lady 87. Young acquaintance is 70 years old.