I read a story to a 2.5 year old. The word "going" comes with a slide. Tagged with: "Did "Did " The child immediately understood.and :)

by kocha:
In fact, the fashion of pulling small dogs with you originated in France in the Renaissance era, when no, and sexual revolution yet came and European ladies mastered at least a couple of new poses and learned the delights of oral and anal sex. Some courtesans so loved the fuck in a strong French ass that the muscles of the sphincter due to frequent stimulation ceased to return to their natural tone. In practice, this was expressed in the involuntary gas discharge of pretty and cute girls. And the idea of carrying a small dog with you as a kind of element of the decor of the dress, so that in case of confusion, you can always write down on it. In fact, the cavalers quickly learned that whoever walks with a dog is fucking fucking.

and Manson:
You don’t have a big dog either???

by kocha:
and ROFL

The grass is green, the sun is shining,
In the yard, a drug addict is sitting.
He pulls two paths into two noses at once.
The grass is glowing, the sun is three.

On a couple, a retired military, we talk about holidays, someone asks a question about how there is in the army with holidays.
Prepod: Well, the holiday diet will give two sweets and two biscuits.
Question from the audience: Are chocolates chocolate?
You want to leave the army without pants!? to

Spring, precisely spring
1: The air is warm
1: and thick, even on bread pray
2: The patient tried to smash the air on the bread"

According to the representatives of the center of public relations of the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation, such popular in Russia Internet services, such as Skype and Gmail, will not be blocked. The COS of the FSB of the Russian Federation said that the ban of these services is not even discussed, as the state does not intend to hinder the development of digital technologies.

C@SEY-G: They broke up anyway... :)

The anti-Russian conspiracy, of course, exists – the only problem is that it involves the entire adult population of Russia.by Victor Pelevin. Generation P

He said, “I’ve burned my house today.
She: Why?
He: And I thought I was unstable.

I am :
I'm talking to you and I'm thinking - and why we really don't get pregnant with her yet, although we both want to.
The shoe :
You know how cool it is when you feel your leg in your stomach.
I am :
I walked karate, I know what a leg in my stomach is.
The shoe
and ROFL

Press the plus.
>>>pigboy: I know a man who regularly uses words like “button”, “picture”, “point”, “cookie”,... and so on. To be honest, I often get dull from communicating with him.

The frequent use of the reductive form of the word is a sure sign of a manic state of the psyche. be careful.

xxx: my girl from the morning had a scandal, it turns out she dreamed that I was betraying her with her girlfriend.
I wonder why I don’t dream about it!? to

The Real Advertising:
"Will there be the end of the world? Does your girlfriend think you’re fat? Is your boyfriend cheating on you?.....seek all the answers in the magazine YES"

They are hinting ?

What is the name of the hair that grows from the eyes?
The idiot, the fool xD

A woman gave birth to two pairs of twins at the same time.
Comments: The man is probably already on the Mexican border))))))))))

xxx: the case was - a fellow student decided to walk a couple, arrived at the cinema center, is going to move on another bus, meets with a teacher who is now a couple will be and on the question: "You are also at the university, Ivan?", answers "Yes", sits together with a teacher in the bus and goes back to the universe))

I am ruining my life.
ZZZ: You are not fertilizing.
The xxx:

Approximately 600 employees of the Volga automotive plant held a strike to protest the management of the company, which for two months did not pay employees the premium for quality.

What is the premium for quality on the car?

xxx: from Alimov: Any number in a zero degree gives a unit. From Makarichev: Zero in any degree is zero
YYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I need to calculate 0 in degree 0. Which algebra textbook is more reliable?

Is it??...
and all! I will not fall asleep until I know the truth. O_O

Scandal in Japan: dozens of "long-lived" have long been dead
It all started with the fact that Japanese officials decided to visit the oldest resident of Tokyo, 111-year-old Sōgenō Katō. But when they came to his house, the road was blocked by his 81-year-old daughter, who sharply refused to let them go, arguing that "Papa is tired."
When they entered the room, it turned out that the grandfather actually died in 1978, and entrepreneurial relatives simply left his body in the room, receiving his retirement for years. The officers found only his mummy.
After this, a large-scale inspection began across the country, and the country undercounted dozens of its alleged "long-lived". According to Japanese sociologists, the system is all to blame, which is already too trusting to its citizens. After all, in order for a pensioner to register in the document, it is enough for him to simply attach to the paper "Incan" - a stamp with his name. Your family can easily do it too.
Now Japan officially has more than 41,000 inhabitants, whose age has exceeded 100 years. How many of them are still alive, the test will find out.

EVA_
Imagine I’m sitting at home for a comp, my husband is reading next to me, I think I would have offered sex... so what do I want.
- comes he to me from behind and so kindly" sweet, can we shake?"
What do you think I said???? to
Sorry, but my head hurts so much.
What is this reflex?