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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45952
 14.04.2011
Today, at the exit of the subway in the transition stands two fifts (F1 and F2). A randomly heard dialogue:

F1: There’s not a lot of beautiful people.
F2: Do not say, we have been standing for half an hour and no one is normal!
F1: * collapsing * And I told you that you need to meet near the car showrooms!

I wore five minutes =D

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45951
 14.04.2011
I asked you about group sex.
YYY is not!
XXX I asked you.
YYY asked me. I said – "NOT"!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45950
 14.04.2011
xxx: rate the recipe: "beef in Indian!"
There is no Muslim pork, right?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45949
 14.04.2011
Her lips smelled vanilla.
The intersection is worn.

Glamour contact is devoted :)

by Maestro.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №45948
 14.04.2011
yyy: I have a windows license and do not want to update
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
xxx: I have a pirate and is updating.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45947
 14.04.2011
I am standing at a marketplace, selling carrots. A sympathetic brunette.
Can I see your carrots?
I: Uncomfortable girl, so many people around me.
She: you have flat humor and the carrots are short.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45946
 14.04.2011
I have an unusual cat.
Do not bite the wiring from the internet and charging for the phone
Not in the corner.
No tapestry and carpet.
There is all
Toilet goes exclusively in the lotus.
Sleeping on a pillow under a blanket and hugging O_o

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45945
 14.04.2011
My mother told me. A neighbor came to her with a daughter (7 years old) for tea.

Neighbor: My daughter recently became afraid of something, she is constantly asked to sleep with me, her husband has to be sent to the nursery.

The daughter: Aha! I am not afraid of anything! I just regret you! I’ve heard and seen your dad torment you at night, you’re out like! At least thank you said.

Something for a long time no neighbor, apparently the husband has been tormented.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45944
 14.04.2011
It is better not to approach my cat closer than a meter when she eats a sausage, because she whispers, cries, and can knock on her foot. Although, when she eats fish, meat or cat food, it's all the norm:) you can even chew, she doesn't mind. I didn’t understand why she behaved like this until I saw that in the country she ate a mouse with the same resentment with which she ate a sausage.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45943
 14.04.2011
Become ordinary – stand out from the crowd of individuals!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45942
 14.04.2011
A girl is added to me.
Vova: in the information about myself written I like to chew gum...and my boyfriend
How she presented herself in the place of her boyfriend was horrible

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45941
 14.04.2011
In order for the fingers to slip well across the tablet screen, it is recommended to regularly rub them with barley saliva.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45940
 14.04.2011
List of used literature:
...
15 is Google [Electronic resource] // (as at 05.04.06)
...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45939
 14.04.2011
<German> I am dying, I am bad, goodbye friends, now my nick will be "Dead German"
<Germany> the winding spring
<Dima_Ner> you are this.. until May 9 toler )))
<Dima_Ner> die as it should be )))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45938
 14.04.2011
Instructions for attracting a man:
1 came
2 Looking in the eyes.
3 He cried and fled.
All of it! He is yours!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45937
 14.04.2011
He was so honest that he even smiled when he put on a smiley.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45936
 14.04.2011
My, after washing the dishes, removed the fork with the words, "Wow, the devil's clothes!"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45935
 14.04.2011
xxx: In our chamber yesterday three born: 2 girls and boys
YYY: O_O
xxx: The result is meaningful, 2 girls and a boy BORN))
XXX: And the roses are old, girls only))

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №45934
 14.04.2011
Titanic: Yesterday night, three shoppers wanted to pick up my phone. I now have four phones.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45933
 14.04.2011
There was no light in the area for 24 hours.
I go to sleep. About half 2 nights. The window is open. I hear the cry "Ura, bleat".
He got up. It really gave light.

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