Today, at the exit of the subway in the transition stands two fifts (F1 and F2). A randomly heard dialogue:
F1: There’s not a lot of beautiful people.
F2: Do not say, we have been standing for half an hour and no one is normal!
F1: * collapsing * And I told you that you need to meet near the car showrooms!
I wore five minutes =D
I asked you about group sex.
YYY is not!
XXX I asked you.
YYY asked me. I said – "NOT"!!! to
xxx: rate the recipe: "beef in Indian!"
There is no Muslim pork, right?
Her lips smelled vanilla.
The intersection is worn.
Glamour contact is devoted :)
by Maestro.
yyy: I have a windows license and do not want to update
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
xxx: I have a pirate and is updating.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am standing at a marketplace, selling carrots. A sympathetic brunette.
Can I see your carrots?
I: Uncomfortable girl, so many people around me.
She: you have flat humor and the carrots are short.
I have an unusual cat.
Do not bite the wiring from the internet and charging for the phone
Not in the corner.
No tapestry and carpet.
There is all
Toilet goes exclusively in the lotus.
Sleeping on a pillow under a blanket and hugging O_o
My mother told me. A neighbor came to her with a daughter (7 years old) for tea.
Neighbor: My daughter recently became afraid of something, she is constantly asked to sleep with me, her husband has to be sent to the nursery.
The daughter: Aha! I am not afraid of anything! I just regret you! I’ve heard and seen your dad torment you at night, you’re out like! At least thank you said.
Something for a long time no neighbor, apparently the husband has been tormented.
It is better not to approach my cat closer than a meter when she eats a sausage, because she whispers, cries, and can knock on her foot. Although, when she eats fish, meat or cat food, it's all the norm:) you can even chew, she doesn't mind. I didn’t understand why she behaved like this until I saw that in the country she ate a mouse with the same resentment with which she ate a sausage.
Become ordinary – stand out from the crowd of individuals!
A girl is added to me.
Vova: in the information about myself written I like to chew gum...and my boyfriend
How she presented herself in the place of her boyfriend was horrible
In order for the fingers to slip well across the tablet screen, it is recommended to regularly rub them with barley saliva.
List of used literature:
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15 is Google [Electronic resource] // (as at 05.04.06)
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<German> I am dying, I am bad, goodbye friends, now my nick will be "Dead German"
<Germany> the winding spring
<Dima_Ner> you are this.. until May 9 toler )))
<Dima_Ner> die as it should be )))
Instructions for attracting a man:
1 came
2 Looking in the eyes.
3 He cried and fled.
All of it! He is yours!
He was so honest that he even smiled when he put on a smiley.
My, after washing the dishes, removed the fork with the words, "Wow, the devil's clothes!"
xxx: In our chamber yesterday three born: 2 girls and boys
YYY: O_O
xxx: The result is meaningful, 2 girls and a boy BORN))
XXX: And the roses are old, girls only))
Titanic: Yesterday night, three shoppers wanted to pick up my phone. I now have four phones.
There was no light in the area for 24 hours.
I go to sleep. About half 2 nights. The window is open. I hear the cry "Ura, bleat".
He got up. It really gave light.