X: Is there a hundred thousand to borrow? and (;
YYY: There is!
xxx from where? O_O
YYY: For the wedding.
XXX at the wedding.! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It will one day be.
Then it is better to postpone the funeral. They will be. Unlike the wedding.

It’s spring, there’s no time for games. Are the boys out this month?
Tagged: Titanfall
Zzz: Girls in short shirts
qqq: Crimea from Ukraine

Just heard that on the int platforms "bios is boring"

Sometimes a person so paints a place that the place then has to be washed for a long time.

While her love at work, she grabbed her on her birthday liver in the shape of hearts. And they were slightly swollen in the oven... Here I sit and think where to put 25 pink asses with cherries in the middle...

and Obama:
We will not recognize the results of the Crimean referendum.
The journalist:
What if the Crimeans voted against Russia?
and Obama:
Then we admit.

According to the events of the last days, the question began to emerge: how is it right to ALASKA or ALASKA?

First, the letter e was banned.
Then the letter A was banned.
Then the letter B was forbidden.
Then they banned V.
Then he banned the science.
Then they banned UFO.
Then we broke out Z.
Then I picked up UQ.
Then I went to K.K.
Then put the l.
Then go to M.
Potty of o.
Pt Pt Pt.
T is r.
T is T.
Wow to.

Discussion of the situation in Crimea on HF:
X: To excavate on the hive of the crossroads - let it be the island of Crimea.

My grandmother gave me four sticks of smoked sausage. I left it on the table in the kitchen. We come and the cat sitting on the table bites the sausage. They cut off, wrapped his mouth in his bowl. The next day we come, and in his bowl there is almost a whole stick of sausage at one end. He looked at us calmly and continued to bite her.

Ivan: Okay you are getting married? Why a man!? to
Any self-respecting gentleman would do that.
Ivan: And how, have you already decided with ZAGS?
And yes, come here! 10:30, Palace of Reconciliation No. 4.
Ivan: Now it is clear.
Antony has broken down.

Telegony is not officially recognized, but the birth of children with the genetic characteristics of previous partners is recorded by science.
If you believe your wife was born a black boy because she remembered a movie with a black boy, then your mother probably remembered a herd of lambs.

Why then the belle listened in English, French and Russian, funny that in foreign versions of the devil asked to help touch the hair of Esmiralda, and in Russian - to fight.)

On the work opened a catalogue of the construction exhibition that took place the day before. I read and see the advertisement of the company "Ozzyki". In fact, here it is:

If you don’t protect your home from lightning, no problem. When thunderstorms, we advise you to put a burning candle on the window and pray loudly. Praying must be sincere. And if sincerity in prayer is not enough, call "Ezekian".

to this:

"aaa: Well, some are also a drug.
XXX: What an interesting word!
and necotine!

You can see a warm stove, fireplace, and cats with cats around.
On all furniture items, on the floor, and even on the darkened from time bars under the ceiling - puffy murmuring animals!
And a family doctor (not a doctor, a doctor is from a children's clinic, namely a family doctor, an old man, in glasses and with touching spirals from under a white hat with a red cross, like Aybolit at Suteev), with a tube-stethoscope, a little thinking, says: Yes, batenka, evon like you catophilia-something cut, yes-s... Try to drink a week of NECOTIN, the recipe I will write out now. Do not start, in any case do not start. This is not a joke."

be careful! Medicines with the root "NECO" only enhance catophilia!

In my friend’s house beside his bed lies a book from a collection of Lenin’s works. I ask why, mol? And he said: "Yes what you are! This is the strongest sleeping pill. When I need to fall asleep quickly, I start reading the first chapter".
<xxx> I have never reached the second page.

xxx: Judging by the weather behind the window, Russian Winter has returned from the United States with victory and reports on the work done!)))))

to this:
"I was told a story.
Primordial town, toilet on the beach. The sorting itself is free, but a piece of toilet paper can be bought for five rubles from the grandmother sitting at the entrance (I have the feeling that she was going to trade there at all). The pieces she breaks off microscopic, and one aunt of large sizes cautiously asks to wrap out more, because I will not be enough, which receives a rejection and echoing note about the fat ass, which the roll has not struck from the deceased old entrepreneur.
Since then, my aunt has been standing every day with this sort of roll and giving everyone a paper for FREE. Something about a week or two, telling the grandmother that she is at the resort until the end of the summer and she is absolutely not in a position to engage in charity. The grandmother, unable to withstand, stopped trading papers, and after that the aunt disappeared - apparently returned to rest =)"

And no one gave away any more toilet paper, not even a small piece.

I really like to tell Balalaika how we dug a projectile from a sea haubice, about a meter long, in the country. The sappers of the day three did not drive, and then the mother called them in part, and told them not to strain - she would bring him to them, on the electric car. He loads the car and brings it. Three hours later, the poohotina left on a military ZILE on a sand pillow.

In Rostov, a popular sports goods store announced the promotion: "You come on an old bike, we will weigh it and we will give a discount in as many percent as your bike weighs.
The acquaintance did not let go and welded this monster from a steel circle and corners and brought it to "Gazeli". Called the manager. We put the lead on weights - 113 kg. That officer. The senior manager comes out. He is also swollen. Ask: "A discount of 60 percent will you do?"
A friend gets a smartphone and shows the terms of their open offer. They stumble at the end. A 100% discount is inevitable.
They say "What bicycle would you like to buy from us?"
And here the acquaintance shows for 200 thousand.
I went home with a new veil :)"

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Dreamtry: Now the manager who invented the stock will drive to work on this 113-pound big car