Why have sex right away? Just a relationship. Did you not want them?
I just wanted sex, well remember we talked about this topic, well little what I wanted!to want and allow myself - very distant things
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How difficult it is to be a man. You want – you don’t want, you can – you cannot. Throw like a cat to be cool - I approached, a lap hit my head - I want to. I approached, I struck my foot with my foot - take the toilet, I approached, I struck my hands with my hand - play with me. And so all life. If you go spring nuts, I want a passion. And everyone immediately runs around you, looking for your passion... or the phone of a veterinary clinic, where they do castration))
You know how to comfort.)

Artyom: The oxygen-rich atmosphere is really needed to form continents. Previously, the earth rested on three elephants and a turtle. Oxygen is absolutely necessary.

xxh: I knew of course that you were a master reducing everything in a row to dishonesty, but to reduce the title of the book from "Harry Potter and the Secret Room" to "Gapota and Co" is already overwhelming...

Listen, how do you think it’s very bad if the alarm is broken and shows 06:66?
Did you go to the church yesterday? O_O

Rizo: I recently thought that Diablo 3 advertising should be apocalyptic
Such empty streets
Rizo: abandoned big, skateboards
Rizo: and in the silence such a furious clicking machine from every window
Rizo: and the shadows of dead skeletons fly up
Aliv: A big plan: two very elderly people, he and she. Rapid breathing, eyes fixed at one point, absolutely happy faces. she: "you were right... this was worth waiting for a lifetime!". They exchange loving eyes and turn their eyes back to the point in front of them. The camera moves away and we see the sofa in front of the huge plasma on which the "Djablo 3" screensaver is visible.

A friend served in the army, told a joke.
They have one flag in the brigade, the Maga, or the Dagestan or the Azeri, hz. In general, this Maga is worth, praises the officers:
– Here is the Major, we’re an awkward man, atheist! I am his mouth, Ibal.

I have a dialogue with one of the photographers:

F: I have a question. I ordered a photo of a girl who is 18 years old. He also wants to wear a swimsuit. Written permission from the parents is required.
What does she need to write in that permission?
Maybe you already have ready to print and sign simply?

I: How old is she?
F:15-16, I don’t remember
But her figure is already the norm. Breasts and breasts are like that. I understand why in the swimsuit.
I: up to 16 - only accompanied by the elderly (mother / father / brother / sister older than 18)
...
I: anyway - I prefer to cover the ass and I advise you (if you are shooting on the street)
F: I first told her that she needed permission from her parents.
I: See if she wants to say to you, then with this permission you can only wipe.)))
F: There is a correspondence with her on FB, if
I...and you can’t even wipe it out ?))))))

With phelomenon.com (sleeping)

Seeing a dog negotiating with a whale is a symbol that the use of the strongest deadly weapon will be put on a new legislative framework that will help to establish a real balance in the world.

Who, fucking, could have dreamed of that?? to

Comments on the video of the aircraft:
Raspizdyay: Whatever scientists do, weapons still work.
Bacter: Whatever chemists do, they still get drugs.

from news
"Post of Russia" will spend 25 million rubles
According to the head of the Directorate of Corporate Communications "Post of Russia" Svetlana Sergeeva:
“Thanks to this campaign, we expect to correct the distorted perception of the Post of Russia, which has developed in many of our citizens.
I wanted to add something, but I don't know what's so funny.

It’s time to stop communicating with them. This has a bad effect on my lexicon.
Avoidance for example?
Gale: For example, I was cleaning in the kitchen today. I move the container with the potato – and there’s dirt... I think I’ll move it back, as if I didn’t see it. And then I think no, employers don’t do that.

Z4: Put mosquito grids on the balcony. These flies are sitting on the grid from the side of the apartment. I feel like a beginner prisoner.

XHH: I was playing in the filming brigade under the window. Two, with a punch, actors, director and assistant.
The actors fight, here one of them slaps and falls.The director from the suburb - "You are fired!Nikita, bring me coffee! Unable to work. and. and"
This is the impact of the zombies :)

Tamias: Drunk "Activia" with the taste of pomegranate and raspberries. I read the composition: "concentrated juice of carrots and black rice". They are alchemist geniuses.

My grandson was cheerful yesterday. I watched the film "The same Carlson" with Galustyan in the main role, and suddenly, shouts, "Daddy, look, and Mikhalich can also fly!"

from the forum. "Can I mix vodka with cognac?" Comment : Can I interfere. Can not drink.

In the subway people read who a book, who a tablet, and the grandfather stood at the door and read NOTES.

Man: for whom such questions are written: "In which sentence the additive part of a complexly subordinated sentence cannot be replaced by a separate definition expressed by involving turnover?"
I: What’s wrong here? The normal question)
I only understood a question sign.

Studying in Military
Sit down and write a diploma.
Suddenly a friend laughs wildly, and on the question "what is it?" answers:
- Diploma to the scientific director sent, but forgot to rename
What I sent?
The answer killed:
"That’s a good job!" :)

Soon there will be a bloody war again between those who suffer and those who suffer :-D