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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №28818
 17.04.2010
A Friday Branch on Beer at a Green Forum:

XXX: Ask a Question
If you drink a dark and light goat, they will start to bite in the stomach.

Yyy: I think they’re like cultural goats – they’ll come out to understand.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №28817
 17.04.2010
She: Tell me, is it hard for you to communicate with smart women?

He: I can’t say, I didn’t talk.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №28816
 17.04.2010
Is it possible to get pregnant 1 week after abortion without protection?? to
YYY: However, you are a lustful shit.

AF

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №28815
 17.04.2010
(I gave my cat to a friend during the trip)
How is my kiss?
Your kiss loves me!
1 is yes?
2: When I come back from work, she squeaks my socks and goes to bed on them :)
1: Washing up
When Serega last pulled her dead mouse, she did the same with her.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28814
 17.04.2010
HH: What are you doing?
Eat a human
Stop bite your nails, shit!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №28813
 17.04.2010
News from the city website:
This Friday, 16 April, in the city’s SHAHMAT CLUB will be held the open championship of the city in armrestling among amateurs.

He was crying...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №28812
 17.04.2010
This is Sparta!!! to
This is Siski!
Zzzz: You are school!
Petro [GM] entertained the chat player zzz for 30 minutes,
This is Caps! ! to ! to

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №28811
 17.04.2010
137 (12:26:59 16/04/2010)
The blasts caused an explosion on Beketov Street. With metal bullets, the woman accidentally cut out the spark, and gas exploded, which accumulated under the asphalt. The victim with 20% burns on the body surface was hospitalized in the Nizhny Novgorod Institute of Traumatology and Orthopedics.
137 (12:33:51 16/04/2010)
Then they will also say that the gas leak from the woman was...
I am (12:35:10 16/04/2010)
The swelling of the abdomen broke...there’s another spark...and she’s all a terrorist mortal.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №28810
 16.04.2010
"Roshydromet: a cloud of volcanic ash from Iceland approached Moscow"
Type of culture:
And the great battle began!
And the Moscow Smog revolted in defense of its lands.


[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №28809
 16.04.2010
Well, here’s why it’s always so: if a girl driving Zhygulei cries at the crossroads – she can’t ride. And if Jiggull stumbles with a man behind the wheel, that Jigguli is broken... (((

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №28808
 16.04.2010
...Once in my home, during the solemn silence of the wedding, the seventh cervical vertebrae of the dog fell out of the bag and jumped down the floor.
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Fucking why?!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №28807
 16.04.2010
The drivers of Chelyabinsk are so harsh that they punish the employees of GIBDD!

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №28806
 16.04.2010
President Medvedev surprised by traffic jams in Buenos Aires
_______
Hyacinth OO
Is it not surprising in Moscow? OO

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №28805
 16.04.2010
The postal servant fell. More precisely, the hardware raid controller burned, taking all the hards from 1 + 0 to the AD. A call from the general:
– Paul, why don’t I send the mail?
It doesn’t work for everyone, I answer.
Does that mean everything is well?
Yes, it is okay.

><

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №28804
 16.04.2010
You are being driven out of a decent society.
I fuck you in the mouth!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №28803
 16.04.2010
<Raven>: Fuck, you’re a complicated kind of guy...
<Hostile>: Yes, I’m simple like a bitch, but I’m wrapped so that you can understand.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №28802
 16.04.2010
Lol: Well go we mean to the child’s world his nephew a gift to choose.
Lol: He bought him a toy robot in a box on which was written "Remuneration"
I: Is he really...?! to
Lol:Yes!He carried this box and onto the whole store an oral:"I am carrying RAZZDIJE in the name of the moon!"
Lol: Who I live with?
I am :D

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №28801
 16.04.2010
Natasha: You kicked, I listened to music today, I stunned and my cell phone fell into the open sewer =(((((
Ark: Bad = What did you listen to?
Tagged: Timothy
Ark: Well then you can see, the author went to the encounter with the fans.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №28800
 16.04.2010
I sit behind the compass. I wanted something to eat. Well, how a civilized man went to the bathroom to wash his hands. From the back, the mother approaches and with an unwavering look says: "You can not wash your hands, you still have nothing at home."

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28799
 16.04.2010
In the morning, I was cut off. I call for support, I say that on your way where the cascade happened, the inet does not work.
They ask me: "What operating system do you have?"
Linux by Debian
and no. The operating system is Vista, 7-ka or HR
I do not have them. I have Linux.
Stay on the line...

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