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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45912
 14.04.2011
xxx(07:18): could not choose - to sleep further or go for a couple...
xxx(07:18): did not get confused and fooled the system... stood up and went nowhere

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45911
 14.04.2011
Military...
Not enough that at the age of 16 the agenda did not come, nor at 18... at 21 came myself.Gru - "That's what, give me the agenda!" on me - O_O."-Your attribute". "-Netu.At the 16th also the agenda was not".he did the assignment, they gave the agenda for a certain number.I came.Blajaja..no humorists.Starting with "Let the cowards go down, turn, bow down"end with the ophthalmologist - "-I have a vision -2"Okul:"-that you lie?In 1997, a commission was held (going on a different topic, but in a personal case it was noted) and you have 100% vision!!"."All go, 100% vision.Next!"
O_O
I go further in Aachen.
Well, and here is the end of all the torments... sits a major... in front of me, a gentle guy (where 165-170 height, well weight kg under 50)... major......................................................
I-DY O-TY

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45910
 14.04.2011
A friend promised to ride a Japanese motorcycle over two hundred kilometers per hour in the summer. I think it’s time to start pushing the sphincter muscle.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №45909
 14.04.2011
Max, if Putin said that the Olympics in Sochi will be, and as far as football is concerned, then all the Maya tribes will suck with their prophecies.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45908
 14.04.2011
Let the naked woman.
Yyy: No, better proof of the equality of classes P and NP, for such a dream give a million dollars.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45907
 14.04.2011
I: Hello
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. Darth Vader and Princess Diana. Ultimately, at least "not like everyone". And who was it that made fun of everyone, who am I asking you?
I: The Roots
I: the goats
I: the idiots
I : we
You can now write to me directly, and at the same time explain why you are all embarrassed.
I: Oh you are crazy.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45906
 14.04.2011
hhh: but in the east, the sheikhs, the sultans are hot, are they interested in arranging grouphouses with their wives?
WOW: how did I shake up, one headache, the other "I am so tired (what shit!!!“Let’s go tomorrow,” the third PMS, the fourth offended you fuck knows what, the fifth “tomorrow doctor, I can’t”, the sixth in my mom’s guests and so fucking to the end. So fuck the cook or maid, and then with this tension, as the service is mostly from men.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №45905
 14.04.2011
The xxx:
and super-
Mega-
and turbo-
and hyper-

What other consoles do you know that seem to make things cool, but nothing like that?

YYYY :
I-

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45904
 13.04.2011
On the website of state procurement placed the order of the Federal Service of Protection (FSO) for the purchase of marble bath from the collection Crono 2.0 at the cost of 336,492 rubles, writes the "Independent newspaper".

The publication emphasizes that the bath is purchased for official needs.

The bath should be white marble, 1900 mm long, 900 mm wide and 520 mm high. The product must be put together with chromium sludge or overflow and with a decorative panel. The capacity of the bath should be 310 liters.

The supplier is obliged to monitor the availability of "armature panel with holes for the blender art. 27.532.780.00 for 4 holes with hand shower Dorn Bracht MEM collection", cites the order edition.

Also necessary is a "pick-up chrome mixer art. 27.532.780.00 for 4 holes and hand shower Dorn Bracht MEM collection.

The auction for the purchase of the bath will be held on April 22.

"A curious detail: the bath should not be placed in the central office of the FSO, but in the village of Usovo of the Odintov region," the newspaper writes.

At the end of March, President Dmitry Medvedev said that the departments should reduce spending on public procurement by 15%.

Isn’t that shit guys? O_O

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №45903
 13.04.2011
I bought a guitar and decided to learn to play it whenever I wanted sex.
XXX: now the mushrooms on the left hand.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №45902
 13.04.2011
What do you do when you can’t sleep?
I think sheep.
– to ha! I am ex girls.
That was what I meant.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45901
 13.04.2011
XXX: Explain why when I and my friends decided to go for a walk to rest, said that I would be home at 11-12 o'clock at night and coming at 0.10 - then I can carry my whole brain. But if she gathered with her friends in the restaurant to sit down, she said it would be about 12, and returned about 3 nights, after a couple of clubs and with a binge as if she wasn't drinking, and in her bar arranged, in the morning she is upset that I don't give her sleep an interrogation?!?! to
YYY: female logic is dumb and merciless!!! mix with this.
XXX is not. I better did - under the windows of the perfume store, there the deck of the probes of the expensive men's odykalon was distributed (the breath is such that the smell of the open bottle is felt for 2 kilometers). I took one and all of her stuff in which she had dotted (even the cowards that were on her). You will be surprised when you wake up.)
YYY: Epic fail)))I think with female alcoholism in your home will be over.
XXX is indeed!

Goodbye(s)

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45900
 13.04.2011
The General has just outlined 3 principles of our company.
Never do what you can do tomorrow.
2) Our strength in inaction
3) Shake up, maybe it will dissolve itself!

I am lucky with my job. ?

Allastriel

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45899
 13.04.2011
> Ahahahaha bljad i buhoy in gooovono pizzadaaa wari enahui day dude behind the window darkgooo goo pizzada foam looroooolooloololo

I behaved like that at seventeen years old, also on the forums I wrote with caps and with signs that everybody would see how cool I was swollen. In fact, I was sitting alone behind the compass and drowning from boredom.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45898
 13.04.2011
I walk through the street, two men pass by, and one says to another:
Do not rush, or we will not be late.

O_O

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45897
 13.04.2011
[21:00:14] Denis: She and Ole discussed the romance of space flights, such as when Gagrin went to Kosmas, all the boys wanted to become cosmonauts. I don't know how, but my acquaintance with space began with watching the first part of the movie of a stranger, after seeing the shame I realized that in space is terrible shit and do not shame!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45896
 13.04.2011
I went to the news site, looking down to the news column. The Listing:

"In the world"
Two planes collided at Kennedy Airport in New York.
In the area of the Japanese nuclear power plant detected radioactive strontium
Former Foreign Minister: Libya could become Somalia’s second country
The President of the Czech Republic stole a pen during a visit to Chile!!!

That’s the world’s greatest scandal! – The world’s greatest scandal! This is not strontium, not war. The pen! and spore! In the Chile! And most importantly, idiot, it burned up somehow, that it was written about it in the news.


[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45895
 13.04.2011
In the spring.
"We have a senior jumping on the group members in a mini shirt, then after a minute stands up, rushes over the stand and leaves.
“Now I understood the true meaning of the words of the song: Johnny said if the first got up, the second should go to bed.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45894
 13.04.2011
In the young month of April
There is snow in the old park.
There are tents everywhere.
The victims of mortgages.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45893
 13.04.2011
xxx is. The inhabited island has something to tell her...although I have not read it.
YYYYY Nothing, Bondarchuk could, and you can.

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