The Council.

– Fima, you know, I try to speak less Russian.
Are you afraid that the Ukrainians will beat you?
I am afraid that the Russians will come to save me.
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“Sofochka, I advised you to eat less and think more, and you again confused everything.

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20 men on the rugged seven stopped and forced the Ukrainian army to turn.
300 Spartans rest))))

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CherryJB: What has the youth come to??? I was asked by a 16-year-old: What is Pink singing with Floyd now?

I was talking to a young woman ten years ago, telling about the groups that we listened to in our youth: Lovely May, Nautilus, Cinema and others. In the midst of the conversation he asked: Well, then there was still the USSR, did you not find it? The person honestly replied: No, I have never listened to such a group.

How to find a book through a search engine?
1st Write what you remember about the book in a text file or on a sheet of paper
Example: the main character is flying to some planet for some reason, she is very surprised. I only remember that there women are sleeping for weeks, and men live quietly.
2nd Highlight the most striking facts, most likely characteristic only of this book or a couple of more books.
Example: Women are mostly sleepy for a long time
Three Add additional facts
Example: a planet (only this word is enough to indicate that the hero was flying to another planet)
4 is Try to squeeze, while throwing away the excess:
"The book of the planet women are sleeping".
5 is Check out the results on the first page to make sure they don’t fit.
6 is Try to remember the nuances – for example, that men specifically keep women sleepy.
7 is Remember something more specific, or, logically, considering the addition. Example: Women sleep because men place them in a special field so they don’t get old.
8 is Forget the options. Example: The book planet men keeps women in a special field not ageing. Women sleep in a special field do not age.
9 is On each option, browse the entire first page of the search engine, open every new book you find and slide through.
10 is Find a requested book. Example: "Ticket to the Planet of Tranai", Robert Sheckley

From the website of the radio station "Voice of America" (the propaganda radio station of the USA):

The administration of Barack Obama promises to take immediate action and punish Moscow for the fact that the inhabitants of Crimea voted for joining Russia.

Cousin and three sons:
Time is flying! My eldest son is watching Star Wars, and he is better than I, who is there, who is there, who is young, and where is the star of death.

Mr. PAnd on the territory of those countries that are dissatisfied with our policy in Crimea, we will hold a referendum on joining Russia!

“In this century, the times have long passed when the international community could accept the fact that one country takes over the territory of another by force,” he said today. Press Secretary of the White House. Did he understand what he said?

It is time to hold a referendum in the U.S., is it in vain that we sent immigrants there for 100 years?!?! to

here here :

As a person familiar with the ases of marketing, I want to shake the hand of the one who first came up with advertising through a speaker on our city buses.
...And as a common man, forced to regularly use public transportation, I would give this genius a shield from the helicopter.

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From the subway the same story, to drive without headphones - just the nerves to tremble from these endless advertisements. That’s why I have to listen to music, which actually reduces my chances of meeting someone.
p.s So if you suddenly looked at a girl in the subway, but she is in the headphones, honestly, nothing terrible will be, if you carefully tap her shoulder and ask to get acquainted) and if you suddenly send a response, then believe it, you do not need it. All rays of good are shorter.

I do not understand why yesterday’s fighters for freedom and fair elections deny the free will of the people of Crimea?

Antony
Whoever sees the account first wins.
Anna is
For example? =) is
Antony
I would like to get a flash bottle.
And you? )
Anna is
I would like to rule the world.
Antony
God knows I need to win.

Race by
About "Y"
So I understood that if the letter "Y" is banned, then the great film of Gaida will either be banned or renamed into:
"Operation "It Can't Be Called" and the Other Adventures of Shurik"

Only not "naming", but "naming"

I am a writer!! I moved and moved into a new house. These are access points:
FreeWIFI_Kvartira_116
Free WiFi Kv.99 [300kbps]
FreeWI FI KVARTIRA101 [Na Zdorov'e!]
Free Wi-Fi Speed – 1 Gbps! to
Wi-Fi Halava Kvartira 113
Wi_Fi besplatno podavites' 1gb/s
Just free spoot wifi [no password]
Wifi berite komu nado!!! by kv 105
It seemed to be a mistake, but don’t eat...I was ashamed of the shit!! to
Tomorrow I’ll go out and get rid of it too!!! Are we worse than others???? to

My wife really said I was fucking.

This is how it was necessary to care for people in their own country, so that they voluntarily wish for life changes and even with such unanimity.

When I in the New Year under the battle of the curants guessed that the Crimea would become ours again, I did not think that I would be so literally understood.

We do not need a Schengen visa.

Russian Minister of Culture Vladimir Medinsky gave an interview to the American newspaper "Russian Life". The Minister said:
“I believe that after all the disasters that struck Russia in the twentieth century, starting with the First World War and ending with the restructuring, the fact that Russia is still preserving and developing, says that our people have one extra chromosome.”

In any biology textbook, you can read that an excess chromosome (47 chromosomes instead of normal 46) is a sign of Down syndrome.

Father and son in the kitchen. Both of the factory dynasty. The Father:
We played dominoes and cards and drank at work.
The Son: No We have this strictly! No cards, no alcoholic drinks!
Father: What’s the point? Do you no longer pay for the replacement?! to
Son: Yes, I agree, but why is that so, Dad?
There’s a pause and then the grandfather from the bedroom shouts, “Yes, granddaughter, what did you want?” As we built these furnaces after the war, so you float on them.

xxx: Do you want to go?
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Mom gave Vova two packs in the morning: one with lunch, the other with garbage